Posting While Intoxicated: A DU holiday weekend cautionary picture story

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

From time to time people will simultaneously imbibe while posting, letting it ALL HANG OUT



For some reason, alcohol and a keyboard can be a sure fire way to ensure one will spill one's innards...just ask F. Scott Fitzgerald...or Will Pitt (it's a joke Will....he knows it's a joke...doesn't he?) :D



But what may, at first, seem a relatively benign commingling of a bottle and an ISP, can result in disaster ...with devastating results



Even *GASP* anguish!



For alcohol can easily alter one's point of reference



Or, to be a bit more candid, turn one into a total shithead



Leaving anger and resentment in their wake


As they crash and burn



Until(yes Dorothy there is a God, or a cosmic muffin, or a higher power) they finally sign off for the night



Or, worse yet, are assisted with the task of signing off



So remember....before you make a fool of yourself



Thereby leading others to pass judgement...perhaps even a bit too harshly



Step away from these


Before you've had too many of these

:beer:

So that we may all have a safe internet experience over the holiday weekend



The End

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And if you liked this one, please stay tuned for the sequel....coming soon to a thread near you..."HEY EVERYBODY, I AM SOOOOOOO SORRY I POSTED WHILE INTOXICATED LAST NIGHT!"



OK..this time it's really over
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why are you still reading?...I said the frigging' thing was finished!

[BurtWorm]

1. Which image of Bob Hope should be on his stamp?

The young, thin Bob Hope:



or the old, red-rimmed-eyed Bob Hope?:

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

2. Stamp schmamp

did you like my fucking picture story or not? :D

[BurtWorm]

4. I loooooooooooooooved it!

But now I can't get "shithead" out of my mind! (Or Bob Hope!)

[ronzo]

7. Nice!

I'll add this:

http://www.moderndrunkardmagazine.com/

ed: who's got the hardon for cartoons? You can speak up... really.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

10. Dang! I coulda used that!

[indigo32]

3. you might have to face me if you do

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

5. Woot!

[tcfrogs]

6. Great Charles Nelson Reilly pic!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[DS1]

8. nicely done

wait until I tell you all about dying yesterday, and fighting my way back through freeper hell

*just like in Doom 3*

[jeff30997]

9. Lol!!!

:beer:

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

11. Holy fuck! You're alive! I slit my wrists when I'd heard you'd died!

Anyone got a couple tourniquets I can borrow?

[hunter]

12. efnaqEjaq

adflkgask a;lk;asdfkl;'k

mu sstt gfo tu beeed. sleeeep. casnmt tuype no mopre.

(just kidding)

[ForrestGump]

13. Excellent! Superlative! First-rate!

You captured the entire experience of posting drunk so exqisitely that I was literally transported into the psyche of Will Pitt DU's habitual drunkards and their motivation for posting while under the effluence.

That you are a clean-living, virginal young woman only makes your accomplishment that much greater. Bravo!!










Recent picture of NSMA.



NSMA on Friday nights...

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

14. You forgot the whips

and the bottle of Captain Morgan's

[m-jean03]

15. kick

[flamingyouth]

16. Yes! Charles Nelson Reilly!!!!

:thumbsup:
PS - We're making the ribeyes tomorrow and they're already in the marinade. :hi:

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

17. It will be your new addiction

BTW....Vidalia onions are in the stores now...buy a couple of those...peel them..hollow out the very top...then crush a garlic clove into the hollow area...drizzle some olive oil..a bit of balsamic..place a small piece of rosemary on top....wrap them in aluminum foil...place them on the grill about 15 minutes prior to placing your steaks on the grill (so that they braise for about 25 or more minutes) Yummy.

[flamingyouth]

25. MMMM! That sounds tasty!

Up here in Washington, we also get the much-loved Walla Walla sweet onions, which I honestly can just eat raw (just stay far, far away from me - LOL!) Thanks! :hi:

[Jax]

18. WHaaa??? Dean lost??!!!!

Seriously, nsma, best laugh I have had in a month!!!

The Chateau Ste Michelle is under lock and key, but the Korbel Extra Dry is flowing freely. Not only is it Memorial Day weekend, Indy 500, it is the 22nd anniversary for me and Paul. Am logging off DU now....backing away from the keyboard...

:yourock:

Alyce

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

19. You just made me LMAO

when I think...our wonderful online friendship arose from a PWI moment...:loveya: Regards to you and hubby this weekend..and YES I will get up to Washington....promise!

[belladonna]

20. Now why didn't you post this yesterday???

You could've saved me from an entire night of PWI!!! Yes, I am guilty of PWI and now I'm :hangover: and hoping that that my only sin was coming on to a salad tosser... errr, Teddy Salad :D

Oh, and I also submitted my picture to the DU photo gallery while intoxicated. My only hope is that I was too wasted to get Skinner's email addy right. :scared:

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

21. I did...look at the time stamp

BTW..given that the word SKIN is in Skinner's email...I can only IMAGINE the errant email addresses you MAY have sent your pics to! :scared: Oh well...I guess you will find out soon enough :D

[belladonna]

22. Oops, sorry

With all the weird stuff going on last night, I missed it. We'll see what happens with the pic, I don't mind having a picture of me in there so much. It's more that it may not be appropriate... we'll let Skinner make that decision, IF he gets the email :D

[fishnfla]

23. first shock

then awe...some!!!

[ScreamingMeemie]

24. I am eternally grateful I quit drinking a couple of years ago...

but then there's the little matter of the pain pills...

I wonder what happens when one posts under the influence of too much okra?? :shrug:

As always nsma, beautifully done! You have made my day.

:loveya:

Laura

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

32. Those threads aren't allowed anymore

you know...the "okra" threads

[Maeve]

26. Not bad...not bad

I'll drink to that!

[Endangered Specie]

27. pretty funny.

:)

[salin]

28. hehehe... but... have to say

a tad bit frightening... ;-)

[EstimatedProphet]

29. Good one!

But I was just about to start a Saturday Night Drinking Thread! Now no one will want to stay up and get plastered with me!
Killjoy...

[GOPisEvil]

30. Yaaaaaaaay! Another picture story!

:bounce:

Excellent job! :thumbsup:

[CatWoman]

31. see why I love Teena so much???

this is too fucking funny!!!!

girl, you fucking RULE!!!!!

rofl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

33. Thanks...honey!

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

34. one more kick

[Pithlet]

35. Hilarious!

This should be pinned to the top all weekend..

[KoKo]

36. But Teena given all the "interesting" posts on DU, how could one tell

who's "tippling," "smoking," or whatever? ;-)'s How do we even know YOU weren't having a little "nip" on the side with your post?

[SarahB]

37. Too good!

These are great, NSMA! Unfortunately, my issue is posting with PMS rather than alcohol. About once a month, I tend to have this progesterone crash which causes me to spend a couple of days posting every melancholy emotion that lurks unconsciously in my brain. :nopity:

Please, remember as well, don't post with PMS!!!!

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

38. I think I just got the idea for my next one :-)

[jukes]

40. Better

a melacholy PMS than a mean1!

[SarahB]

43. Perhaps for everyone else

Except for me. I thought it was better (maybe I just had a bad stretch this month), but having even one day a month in tears where I want to just jump off a bridge feels like too much. I hate it. I loath it. I don't eat sugary crap, limit caffeine, exercise, and still....still it sucks. :(

[SheWhoMustBeObeyed]

39. A Caucasian ClipArt Salute

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

41. Haha! That was cute!

:thumbsup:

[noiretextatique]

42. good old rumple

when i worked for a trendy dot.com for five seconds, the management let us choose gag titles. guess what my title was? some of my friends say i still deserve it :7

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

44. One final kick for those who were out of town

[Misunderestimator]

45. Bravo to such creative genius...

And thanks for the laugh... Now I'm off to see a movie, on my last day off. I really needed this. :bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce:

... if for nothing more than as a warning not to post while inebriated.

Later.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

46. No problem...for a good laugh call.......

yeah right..I'm really gonna post my number

[Misunderestimator]

47. Psych...

[prolesunited]

48. A little late, but

BRAVO!!! :toast:

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

49. better late than never!

[Misinformed01]

50. Flippin' damned amatuers on a holiday weekend

The pros are at it tonight, baybeee

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

51. Dammit..did I miss you??? Ever since you got married

to a gorgeous man, you go to bed early! What's up with that? :D

[Lauren2882]

52. too funny

:yourock: