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Dover Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 10:03 PM
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Joke:
One afternoon when the President is returning from a trip to his Texas ranch, he gets off the helicopter in front of the White House with a baby pig under each arm.

The Marine guard snaps to attention, salutes, and says: "Nice pigs, sir!"

The President smirks and says, "Well, that's where you're wrong,
soldier. These are not pigs. These are authentic Texas Razorback Hogs.
I got one for Cheney, and I got one for Rumsfeld."

The Marine again snaps to attention, salutes, and replies, "Nice
trade, sir!"

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Raster Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 10:06 PM
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1. Right ON!!!
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tjwash Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 10:12 PM
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2. The biker joke...
...a biker shows a new pit bull puppy to his bro, and say's he got it for his old lady, his bro says "good trade"

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mike1963 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 10:28 PM
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3. Reminds me of another one. Ann Coulter walks into a bar with a duck
under her arm. "Where'd you get the pig?" asks the bartender.

"That's not a pig, it's a duck" she replies.

"I was talking to the duck"


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mike1963 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 10:31 PM
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4. Another one. Guy in a bar tells his friend "my wife got a pet skunk
and it sleeps right between her legs."

Friend says "jeez, what about the smell?"

He replies "He'll just have to get used to it...like I did."


tiss boom
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