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Raster Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 09:54 PM
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Two jokes...
Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?
A: Stick.

Q: What's the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?
A: The location of the dirtbag.
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A HERETIC I AM Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 10:00 PM
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1. As a former Harley owner, i resemble that remark!.....
I heard it this way:

What is the difference between a Harley and a vacuum cleaner?
You can get TWO dirtbags on the OUTSIDE of a Harley!

Another one:
Whats the difference between a Snowboard and a Vacuum Cleaner?
The way you attach the dirtbag!

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Raster Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 10:04 PM
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2. sometimes you just got to have a bit o' humor....
Laugh and the world laughs with you.
Cry and the world laughs AT YOU!
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