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MikeG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 08:30 PM
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TERRA ALERT!!! ITS REALLY, REALLY GOING TO HAPPEN THIS TIME!!
Edited on Tue May-25-04 08:33 PM by MikeG
Forget those other times. This is the BIG ONE. YOU BET. I know we may have cried wolf in the past but this is really going to be bad. You won't believe what we heard is going to happen. If you did you would just shit yourselves. Boy, are you in for a surprise. It's a good thing that we know about it in advance. We can't tell you when its going to happen, but you should be on the look out for suspicious swarthy men. And women. That is all.
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Dookus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 08:31 PM
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1. I've already
wrapped the cats in plastic sheeting and duct tape.
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MikeG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 08:38 PM
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7. Don't forget the gas masks! And the cipro! Omigod, I think I see....
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punpirate Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 08:32 PM
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2. Swarthy men and women...
... I guess that lets out Greenspin announcing higher interest rates....

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MikeG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 08:40 PM
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8. He's already in custody.
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FreakinDJ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 08:32 PM
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3. Little boy who cried WOLF
but I am sure when and IF any thing happens it will all be Clinton's fault
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burythehatchet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 08:33 PM
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4. all kidding aside
you know the bastards ARE going to it. desparate people will do desparate things. they will do it. thousands will die. this time they will be caught.
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many a good man Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 08:37 PM
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5. Will it be Nerve Gas at the Republican Convention?
But watch: only protestors outside the hall are affected...
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iamjoy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 08:38 PM
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6. One Day You're Going To Die
I don't know when, I don't know how, but mark my words, you will die one day.

They keep throwing out all of these warnings. This way, when it happens, they can claim they weren't caught unaware or ignoring warning signs like 9-11.
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belladonna Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 08:42 PM
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9. It'll happen, but not anytime soon
September or October is my prediction
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swag Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 08:46 PM
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10. OH, MADONNA. I KNEW YOU WOULD RESCUE ME FROM MARTIKA!
. . .
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MikeG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 08:52 PM
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11. THIS JUST IN: DICK CHENEY'S ASS HAS JUST CAUGHT ON FIRE!!
More details when they are available. Developing...
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cosmicdot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 10:44 PM
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12. got it ... ready ...










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Bush_Eats_Beef Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 10:48 PM
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13. OK, you effing killed me with the plunger...LMAO
Thanks...that's exactly the kind of laugh I needed today.

:toast:
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NecessaryOnslaught Donating Member (691 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 10:52 PM
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14. Love the plunger on the face
That setup looks pretty terror proof to me, I'm gonna use that design and substitute twin bong ergonomics for the bottle and can headgear. Bring it on raghead terrur mastermind of the month, you want a piece of the plunger?
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DeposeTheBoyKing Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 10:55 PM
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15. Actually I told my husband tonight
That I have a feeling something horrible is going to happen very soon (with this administration, however, every day brings something horrible in one form or another). The last time I had this feeling my cat died a week later. Lock up your cats, your women and your silverware!
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cosmicdot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 11:29 PM
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16. that's a great picture - ya'll broke me with your reactions
Edited on Tue May-25-04 11:30 PM by cosmicdot
a good laugh is hard to find these days

thanks right back at ya'll

It's MIHOP time (again)

"twin bong ergonomics ..."
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MikeG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-26-04 04:09 AM
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17. WP said they had this info a month ago - Gee, why are we hearing it now?
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JM Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-26-04 05:47 AM
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18. We are hearing it now because
the Admin has to wait until the last possible moment to go Orange when they are without a definitive threat.

Why, you ask?

The way the law creating DHS is written, they are given emergency funding and can keep personnel (cancel vacations) on Orange or higher. They need the people (analysts, etc.) on hand for the Memorial Day Weekend, 4th of July, RNC and DNC.

I know this because a friend of mine does a lot of work with DHS and is working a security detail at both DNC and RNC. According to him, the big concern is RNC. He hasn't told me specifics (he can't) but he has said all the indicators are showing that as a prime target.

JM
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-26-04 07:02 AM
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19. I got my plastic and duct tape...
...and I'm ready to seal myself inside a closet if necessary

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SarahB Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-26-04 07:10 AM
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20. Yeah
Their idea of "Terra alerts" is to tell us to basically watch out for those brown people who are different.
Never mind actually protecting our ports or having a foreign policy that resembles anything along the lines of using actual diplomacy. :eyes:
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mohinoaklawnillinois Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-26-04 07:19 AM
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21. Dear God, I'd better get to Home Depot or
Edited on Wed May-26-04 07:21 AM by mohinoaklawnillinois
Menards before they run out of plastic sheeting and duct tape. Maybe this time I'll buy the new clear duct tape that 3M is shilling instead of that nasty grey stuff. It'll definitely look better. :evilgrin:
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-26-04 07:34 AM
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22. Everyone have their DUCKTAPE ready???
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