TERRA ALERT!!! ITS REALLY, REALLY GOING TO HAPPEN THIS TIME!!

[MikeG]

Forget those other times. This is the BIG ONE. YOU BET. I know we may have cried wolf in the past but this is really going to be bad. You won't believe what we heard is going to happen. If you did you would just shit yourselves. Boy, are you in for a surprise. It's a good thing that we know about it in advance. We can't tell you when its going to happen, but you should be on the look out for suspicious swarthy men. And women. That is all.

[Dookus]

1. I've already

wrapped the cats in plastic sheeting and duct tape.

[MikeG]

7. Don't forget the gas masks! And the cipro! Omigod, I think I see....

[punpirate]

2. Swarthy men and women...

... I guess that lets out Greenspin announcing higher interest rates....

[MikeG]

8. He's already in custody.

[FreakinDJ]

3. Little boy who cried WOLF

but I am sure when and IF any thing happens it will all be Clinton's fault

[burythehatchet]

4. all kidding aside

you know the bastards ARE going to it. desparate people will do desparate things. they will do it. thousands will die. this time they will be caught.

[many a good man]

5. Will it be Nerve Gas at the Republican Convention?

But watch: only protestors outside the hall are affected...

[iamjoy]

6. One Day You're Going To Die

I don't know when, I don't know how, but mark my words, you will die one day.

They keep throwing out all of these warnings. This way, when it happens, they can claim they weren't caught unaware or ignoring warning signs like 9-11.

[belladonna]

9. It'll happen, but not anytime soon

September or October is my prediction

[swag]

10. OH, MADONNA. I KNEW YOU WOULD RESCUE ME FROM MARTIKA!

. . .

[MikeG]

11. THIS JUST IN: DICK CHENEY'S ASS HAS JUST CAUGHT ON FIRE!!

More details when they are available. Developing...

[cosmicdot]

12. got it ... ready ...

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

13. OK, you effing killed me with the plunger...LMAO

Thanks...that's exactly the kind of laugh I needed today.

[NecessaryOnslaught]

14. Love the plunger on the face

That setup looks pretty terror proof to me, I'm gonna use that design and substitute twin bong ergonomics for the bottle and can headgear. Bring it on raghead terrur mastermind of the month, you want a piece of the plunger?

[DeposeTheBoyKing]

15. Actually I told my husband tonight

That I have a feeling something horrible is going to happen very soon (with this administration, however, every day brings something horrible in one form or another). The last time I had this feeling my cat died a week later. Lock up your cats, your women and your silverware!

[cosmicdot]

16. that's a great picture - ya'll broke me with your reactions

a good laugh is hard to find these days

thanks right back at ya'll

It's MIHOP time (again)

"twin bong ergonomics ..."

[MikeG]

17. WP said they had this info a month ago - Gee, why are we hearing it now?

[JM]

18. We are hearing it now because

the Admin has to wait until the last possible moment to go Orange when they are without a definitive threat.

Why, you ask?

The way the law creating DHS is written, they are given emergency funding and can keep personnel (cancel vacations) on Orange or higher. They need the people (analysts, etc.) on hand for the Memorial Day Weekend, 4th of July, RNC and DNC.

I know this because a friend of mine does a lot of work with DHS and is working a security detail at both DNC and RNC. According to him, the big concern is RNC. He hasn't told me specifics (he can't) but he has said all the indicators are showing that as a prime target.

JM

[LynneSin]

19. I got my plastic and duct tape...

...and I'm ready to seal myself inside a closet if necessary

[SarahB]

20. Yeah

Their idea of "Terra alerts" is to tell us to basically watch out for those brown people who are different.
Never mind actually protecting our ports or having a foreign policy that resembles anything along the lines of using actual diplomacy.

[mohinoaklawnillinois]

21. Dear God, I'd better get to Home Depot or

Menards before they run out of plastic sheeting and duct tape. Maybe this time I'll buy the new clear duct tape that 3M is shilling instead of that nasty grey stuff. It'll definitely look better.

[LynneSin]

22. Everyone have their DUCKTAPE ready???