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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 08:11 PM
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Folks, I need to ask a really serious question:
Do aliens wear clothes?

And if you have had an alien encounter, please help us to resolve this debate once and for all. :evilgrin:
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Whitacre D_WI Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 08:11 PM
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1. They wore clothes BEFORE the "encounter."
Once the probing started, all bets were off!

:evilgrin:
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 08:13 PM
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3. Oops. I didn't mean to make it THAT type of pun.
Oh well, I ain't going to correct it. :evilgrin:
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Pale Blue Dot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 08:13 PM
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2. They do, but they have no fashion sense.
It's all tight-fitting purple and green spandex. And they really don't have the figures for it.
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 08:14 PM
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4. In other words,
all the bulges they have are unsightly ones?

:evilgrin:

Man, I feel like Paul Lynde tonight! :D
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KareBear Donating Member (143 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 08:14 PM
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5. All I can say is
That if they DON'T wear clothing, they had best not land during a major live sporting event!!! Won't someone PLEASE think of the CHILDREN!!! WaaaaH!
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nofurylike Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 08:17 PM
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6. yes, we do.
no fashion sense?
sniff...
why didn't you tell me?

bulges?

sniff sniff


peace
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Les BOOGIE Donating Member (236 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 08:18 PM
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7. I dunno but I had a similar ? earlier today
Do Muslims get nekkid when they do it?
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 08:22 PM
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8. Yes, well...
that question probably insults Muslims.

I'm merely angering the whole of alienkinds. And it's okay for them to ask it too. I mean, I'm sure they see nekkid humans at some point, much like how Rick Santorum must see them... :D
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Teddy_Salad Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 08:27 PM
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9. Yes, and they stink to high heaven!
These are the cloves they wear.

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