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VOX Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 08:52 PM
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What's freeper heaven like?
I realize that this concept presupposes that 1) there is an afterlife; 2) that there is a freeper heaven; and 3) that freepers will actually **go** to heaven.

Assuming all the above is a go, what is freeper heaven like?

Does St. Peter issue shotguns at the pearly gates? Do freepers get to get to dwell in the hereafter with their wives and sisters (often the same individuals) as they did on earth? Is it open season on low-flying cherubim?

Give it your best shot. (Pun intentional.)
:toast:
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Kahuna Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 08:54 PM
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1. "Freeper Heaven" is an oxymoron if ever I heard one.
duh.
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SlavesandBulldozers Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 08:56 PM
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2. my guess would be
lots of gay porn, guns and WWF, and all the hamburgers and oxycontins one can eat.
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Don_G Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 08:56 PM
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3. Anything Like This?
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EstimatedProphet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 08:59 PM
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4. Wow! Freeper heaven would be great!
You could beat anyone over the head with a club whenever you wanted, and they'd just fall over and then come right back! And then there's frog baseball!
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Blue-Jay Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 09:02 PM
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6. Welcome to hell. Here's your portajohn.
Edited on Tue May-25-04 09:22 PM by Blue-Jay


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FlashHarry Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 09:01 PM
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5. Acres of asphalt.
No trees. Just Humvees powered by whale oil.
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ret5hd Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 09:04 PM
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7. surely there'd be a slaughterhouse...
a slaughterhouse in heaven.

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Dookus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 09:05 PM
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8. prolly lots of old
refrigerators on the front lawn.
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 09:07 PM
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9. War, hatred, spending money to further hatred and war. No sex. No God.
(Well, God as they see it to be, which isn't God - so there.)

That is "freeper heaven".

Which is quite different from the real place, I should think.
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ablbodyed Donating Member (610 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 09:07 PM
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10. Great big....
Edited on Tue May-25-04 09:08 PM by ablbodyed
vibrators AND (wait for it)








































































real KY. (Not Kentucky)
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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 09:27 PM
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11. DUer hell?
Also, they'd all be white
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loftycity Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 10:45 PM
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12. Freeper heaven
1.) have their very own cube
have their very own garage
2.) Own a blunder bust SUV preferably the Caddy
Own a huge, huge Truck that makes ear shattering noise
3.) Own Cookie cutter house in burbs
Own some sort of Hunting Shack or Meth lab
4.) Go to botox parties
Red swelled up faces-don't need botox-its a detergent, right?
5.) All the Levitra or whatever drug they need for that special moment--second
Boast, Boast and get drunk start a fight
6.) It's all about me and I'm always right (
I'm the only one that matters F*ck them all

7.) I act like a robot--but I'm so perfect
Celebrate stupidity!
Heavens Great! Perfect Just like Earth!
Is there a Difference for Freepers?
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sundog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 10:53 PM
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13. hell
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baldguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 10:55 PM
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14. I'm thinking the big house on the plantation
and they're the masters.
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lucidmadman Donating Member (551 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-26-04 12:01 AM
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15. It's like a pasture full of sheep and nobody watchin' n/t
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