What's freeper heaven like?

[VOX]

I realize that this concept presupposes that 1) there is an afterlife; 2) that there is a freeper heaven; and 3) that freepers will actually **go** to heaven.

Assuming all the above is a go, what is freeper heaven like?

Does St. Peter issue shotguns at the pearly gates? Do freepers get to get to dwell in the hereafter with their wives and sisters (often the same individuals) as they did on earth? Is it open season on low-flying cherubim?

Give it your best shot. (Pun intentional.)

[Kahuna]

1. "Freeper Heaven" is an oxymoron if ever I heard one.

duh.

[SlavesandBulldozers]

2. my guess would be

lots of gay porn, guns and WWF, and all the hamburgers and oxycontins one can eat.

[Don_G]

3. Anything Like This?

[EstimatedProphet]

4. Wow! Freeper heaven would be great!

You could beat anyone over the head with a club whenever you wanted, and they'd just fall over and then come right back! And then there's frog baseball!

[Blue-Jay]

6. Welcome to hell. Here's your portajohn.

[FlashHarry]

5. Acres of asphalt.

No trees. Just Humvees powered by whale oil.

[ret5hd]

7. surely there'd be a slaughterhouse...

a slaughterhouse in heaven.

[Dookus]

8. prolly lots of old

refrigerators on the front lawn.

[Deja Q]

9. War, hatred, spending money to further hatred and war. No sex. No God.

(Well, God as they see it to be, which isn't God - so there.)

That is "freeper heaven".

Which is quite different from the real place, I should think.

[ablbodyed]

10. Great big....

vibrators AND (wait for it)








































































real KY. (Not Kentucky)

[HEyHEY]

11. DUer hell?

Also, they'd all be white

[loftycity]

12. Freeper heaven

1.) have their very own cube
have their very own garage
2.) Own a blunder bust SUV preferably the Caddy
Own a huge, huge Truck that makes ear shattering noise
3.) Own Cookie cutter house in burbs
Own some sort of Hunting Shack or Meth lab
4.) Go to botox parties
Red swelled up faces-don't need botox-its a detergent, right?
5.) All the Levitra or whatever drug they need for that special moment--second
Boast, Boast and get drunk start a fight
6.) It's all about me and I'm always right (
I'm the only one that matters F*ck them all

7.) I act like a robot--but I'm so perfect
Celebrate stupidity!
Heavens Great! Perfect Just like Earth!
Is there a Difference for Freepers?

[sundog]

13. hell

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[baldguy]

14. I'm thinking the big house on the plantation

and they're the masters.

[lucidmadman]

15. It's like a pasture full of sheep and nobody watchin' n/t