Worst job....

[Dookus]

Poll question: Worst job....

Poll result (14 votes)
Burger-flipper	(0 votes, 0%)	Vote
Port-a-potty cleaner	(0 votes, 0%)	Vote
Barbara Bush's bunion-scraper	(4 votes, 29%)	Vote
Telemarketer	(1 votes, 7%)	Vote
Secretary of State	(0 votes, 0%)	Vote
Janitor at Adult Book Store (aka spooge-mopper)	(5 votes, 36%)	Vote
Ann Coulter's personal assistant	(1 votes, 7%)	Vote
De-beaker at the chicken plant	(1 votes, 7%)	Vote
Lounge mod	(1 votes, 7%)	Vote
Other...	(1 votes, 7%)	Vote

[Whitacre D_WI]

1. Other.

Janitor at an adult bookstore after I've been there.

[m-jean03]

2. Yeah, I wish you'd read the sign on the door

that explicitly says "NO FOOD OR BEVERAGES IN THE STORE".

I really hate having to mop up the orange soda you spill all over the place.

[Whitacre D_WI]

11. That wasn't orange soda.

It just LOOKED like orange soda.

[m-jean03]

14. Oh it was NACHO CHEESE SAUCE??

GREAT!!! I've been cleaning up Whitacre's effing NACHO CHEESE SAUCE!!

[Whitacre D_WI]

15. No, it SMELLED like nacho cheese sauce.

[m-jean03]

16. Oh, it was liquid plutonium. . .

I guess that's OK, then.

[Whitacre D_WI]

17. Exactly.

Duh.

[Blue-Jay]

3. You bastard.

I wanted to be the first to invoke "jizz-mopper".

That is, unless you were referring to leaving gum (GUM) on the floor.

[Whitacre D_WI]

12. You ARE a jizz-mopper.

Douchebag.

[Dookus]

4. Especially when

Grandma's Back Porch Gang Bang vol. XXIV comes out

[Whitacre D_WI]

13. Don't get me started, Dookus!

[patrick g]

5. here's my .02

the bloke hwho has to artifkicaially inseminate cattle. not a good dgig atal . . .. :ack::

[Dookus]

7. slightly worse...

is the job an old co-worker of mine had as a teenager. He was a "semen-catcher" on a farm. What they inseminate with has to come from SOMEWHERE. It was his job to catch it.

[achtung_circus]

9. I've actually done both as an artificial insemination technician

in a previous life. AI'ing cows is not bad, really. It's a skill. Over time someone who does it a lot develops a smaller arm, the one up the cow's butt, from restricted blood flow. In england they call it bullman's arm.

Jerking bulls sucks. You induce a bull to mount a fireglass artificial cow and divert his peepee into an artificial vagina. I learned how, but I can't figure out why someone, anyone wouldn't be happier mopping up in the peepshow.

[HornBuckler]

6. Any Job Where You Have To Deal With The American Public

[marigold20]

8. amen

..

[Servo300]

10. Here is the world's worst job...