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Dookus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 07:26 PM
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Poll question: Worst job....

Sorry, polls are turned off at Level 3.

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Whitacre D_WI Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 07:27 PM
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1. Other.
Janitor at an adult bookstore after I've been there. :evilgrin:
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m-jean03 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 07:29 PM
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2. Yeah, I wish you'd read the sign on the door
that explicitly says "NO FOOD OR BEVERAGES IN THE STORE".

I really hate having to mop up the orange soda you spill all over the place.
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Whitacre D_WI Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 07:59 PM
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11. That wasn't orange soda.
It just LOOKED like orange soda.
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m-jean03 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 08:02 PM
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14. Oh it was NACHO CHEESE SAUCE??
GREAT!!! I've been cleaning up Whitacre's effing NACHO CHEESE SAUCE!! :grr:
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Whitacre D_WI Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 08:07 PM
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15. No, it SMELLED like nacho cheese sauce.
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m-jean03 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 08:42 PM
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16. Oh, it was liquid plutonium. . .
I guess that's OK, then. :pals:
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Whitacre D_WI Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 08:43 PM
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17. Exactly.
Duh.
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Blue-Jay Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 07:29 PM
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3. You bastard.
I wanted to be the first to invoke "jizz-mopper".

That is, unless you were referring to leaving gum (GUM) on the floor.

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Whitacre D_WI Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 07:59 PM
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12. You ARE a jizz-mopper.
Douchebag. :evilgrin:
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Dookus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 07:29 PM
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4. Especially when
Grandma's Back Porch Gang Bang vol. XXIV comes out
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Whitacre D_WI Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 08:00 PM
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13. Don't get me started, Dookus!
:P :P :P :P :P
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patrick g Donating Member (130 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 07:29 PM
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5. here's my .02
the bloke hwho has to artifkicaially inseminate cattle. not a good dgig atal . . .. :ack::
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Dookus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 07:31 PM
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7. slightly worse...
is the job an old co-worker of mine had as a teenager. He was a "semen-catcher" on a farm. What they inseminate with has to come from SOMEWHERE. It was his job to catch it.
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achtung_circus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 07:40 PM
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9. I've actually done both as an artificial insemination technician
in a previous life. AI'ing cows is not bad, really. It's a skill. Over time someone who does it a lot develops a smaller arm, the one up the cow's butt, from restricted blood flow. In england they call it bullman's arm.

Jerking bulls sucks. You induce a bull to mount a fireglass artificial cow and divert his peepee into an artificial vagina. I learned how, but I can't figure out why someone, anyone wouldn't be happier mopping up in the peepshow.
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HornBuckler Donating Member (978 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 07:30 PM
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6. Any Job Where You Have To Deal With The American Public
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marigold20 Donating Member (802 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 07:34 PM
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8. amen
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Servo300 Donating Member (653 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 07:53 PM
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10. Here is the world's worst job...

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