The Answer: 1 Jar Pickled Herring, 1 Pair Fishnet Stockings, 2 Cucumbers

[matcom]

i'll let YOU ask the question

[Dookus]

1. what is

a typical Friday night at Matcom's?

[matcom]

2. you kidding?

Herring on FRIDAY?

are you CRAZY??

that would be ANARCHY!!

[cheezus]

3. What did Ole get Lena for their anniversary?

I'm from North Dakota. You hear a lot of Norwegian jokes around here :p

[Blue-Jay]

4. Question: What does matcom consider to be a "successful night"?

What? No pickle?

[hunter]

5. Truth be told that WAS the question...

...and the answer was "yes."

[DancingBear]

6. How do you make the ugliest salad at the bar look really hot? n/t

[SarahB]

7. What did Matcom leave in my closet from his last visit?

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

8. Hey! How did you get hold of my shopping list

for my date with Mrs Mat?

[ScreamingMeemie]

9. What one would find in the Moderator Lounge...

[MikeG]

10. The stockings and cucumbers I get. Pickled herring I don't

[KamaAina]

11. What did the surgeons find where Bush*'s brain used to be?