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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 05:17 PM
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"Think" like a Freeper. What's your first "thought"?
Edited on Tue May-25-04 05:24 PM by MrScorpio
Humor me.

"i know I'm right. If I wasn't, Dubya wouldn't be in the White House."

I'm back to normal now.

Edit: Hmmm, thinking and Freepers? Not exactly chocolate and peanut butter.
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Jack_Dawson Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 05:18 PM
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1. "Gon git me my gun"
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m-jean03 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 05:42 PM
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31. Beautiful. Simple, and beautiful. . .
and so true. :7
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Commie Pinko Dirtbag Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 05:18 PM
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2. Ewwwwww! There's icky people EVERYWHERE!
Why don't they go back to Africa or Mongolia or Arabia or wherever? </freeper>
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Dookus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 05:18 PM
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3. goddamn homos...
gettin' me all hot and bothered with their tight sexy asses and big throbbin' manhood. It's an affront to God! Just look at 'em, I tell ya! Look at those broad shoulders and narrow hips... those tree-trunk thighs that could just squeeze my head until I cry out....
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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 05:20 PM
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7. Now THAT"S funny!!
eom
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NuttyFluffers Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 05:29 PM
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23. you got my vote for funniest one so far.
that is soooo on the money. probably should tell Brock that one, he'd probably get a kick from it.
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Canuckistanian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 05:36 PM
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27. You sound like Jesus's General
Wanna come over and watch gladiator movies? I mean in a masculine, heterosexual way, of course.
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Political_Junkie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 05:40 PM
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30. LMAO
Thanks, Dookus, I needed a good laugh. That was great!
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Zuni Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-26-04 12:32 PM
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53. damn anti-family DUMBOcrats
and their 'gay' agenda....
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Zuni Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-26-04 12:37 PM
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57. Hillary and her 'gay agenda'
Fight for the family! Strom in '08
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HornBuckler Donating Member (978 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 05:19 PM
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4. ...................................
....................................0-89ikdlajsldkjlkjlf

Clinton's Penis......................................................................What He Said..............................I Need More Money.....God Damn Liberals......... I Wanna Kill Something.......Fucking Lazy Homeless Bums.......................
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peacefreak Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 05:19 PM
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5. None
but my forehead lowered about an inch.
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Fovea Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 05:19 PM
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6. Why don't I git laid
like them damn longhair hippies.
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Shakespeare Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 05:20 PM
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8. "It's Clinton's fault!"
Isn't everything? :P
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Zuni Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-26-04 12:36 PM
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54. Clinton defecit, Clintonian moral degeneration
Clinton caused 9-11 (with jamie gorelick and Richard clarke), Clinton recession, Vince foster, Juanita, Monica,

Hillary in '08, Hillary will kill Kerry, Hillary '04----nonononononononoHillaryhillaryhillaryhillary
Hitlery, 8 years of treason
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Padraig18 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 05:20 PM
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9. It's Clinton's penis' fault!
:P
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rawtribe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 05:21 PM
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could
someone please tell me what to think.
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bigbillhaywood Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 05:21 PM
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10. Duhhhhhh.....
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CO Liberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 05:21 PM
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11. "Duh-h-h-h-h......."
Freepers don't HAVE thoughts!
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SmileyBoy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 05:21 PM
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12. "My life is sooo much better than when Klintoon was in office."
Of course, I'd be lying to myself if I said that.
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BigMcLargehuge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-26-04 12:26 PM
Response to Reply #12
49. "now I eat Kraft Mac and Cheese for every meal"
because it's five boxes for a buck...
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DeposeTheBoyKing Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 05:21 PM
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13. "I just don't know why these libruls don't leave our US of A
If they hate it so damn much. I love our godly Christian president. Pass me the pork rinds."

(I feel like I'm being terribly elitist...brain simply cannot stop functioning to properly formulate a Freeper thought.)
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Dying Eagle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 05:22 PM
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14. "Think"
"Think", I am sure they don't think, they are just told what to do like sheep, but here I go:

"I HATE N**gers, welfare moms and them damn tree hugging Liberals, oh yeah and I Love Dubya, No I REALLY love Dubya"

Yuck, that almost hurt, f*cking Nazi, racist pigs!!
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camero Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 05:24 PM
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15. Kill em all. Let god sort them out
That's what most freepers think.
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mitchum Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 05:24 PM
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16. "Well, they call each other THAT!"
the classic
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Speck Tater Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 05:24 PM
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17. Kerry can't make up his mind to accept the nomination or not...
... what's gonna happen if he has a really important decision to make in a hurry?
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libhill Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 05:25 PM
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18. Dang nab
Edited on Tue May-25-04 05:36 PM by tx.lib
librals, whinin` bout them I-raqees gettin` roughed up- serves `em right fer drivin` them planes into them thar buildin`s - we all know Say-dam Hoo-sane was behind it, cuz President Bush done says so.
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 05:26 PM
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19. why are all the hot looking, intelligent people liberals???
:D
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librechik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 05:27 PM
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20. must...scratch...butt...preacher...watchin'...n/t
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El Supremo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 05:28 PM
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21. Of myself. n/t
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ronnykmarshall Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 05:29 PM
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22. Damn LIE-berals!
How dare they speak like that 'bout OUR President!
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Donkeyboy75 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 05:29 PM
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24. "Man, the shit in my skull really smells bad!"
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madrchsod Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 05:31 PM
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25. i don`t think i want to
damage my beautiful mind ,thank you...
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Canuckistanian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 05:34 PM
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26. Things are changing? I'm afraid of change!
I don't understand what's going on! It must be evil, yeah, evil, that's it.
Who can I blame, who can I... LIBERALS! LIBERALS! FEMINAZIS! CONFIDENT WOMEN! THEY SCARE ME!

Must....find..... scapegoat ..... CLINTON! CLINTON INVENTED BLOWJOBS! THAT'S IT! THE SUCCUBUS NOW SUCKS THE LIFE OUT OF US! CLINTON!!!!


Man, that was scary. Don't make me do that again.
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qwertyMike Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 05:38 PM
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28. jello
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m-jean03 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 05:40 PM
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29. "Wonder what's up with the Michael Jackson case....
Hmmm...where's the F()&*$#!!! remote??? Fuckin O' Reilly's not on for 2 freakin hours... fucking pre-empted for goddamn election coverage... Goddamn it, wish they'd end that fucking commie "election" crap...Oh Look! American Idol reruns! Woo-Hoo!! Gonna get me a fucking Manwich and watch some fucking hotties sing the national anthem... "

Whoa, I just went into a trance and all this stuff came out!! Who the hell was that??

:scared:
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MikeG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 05:42 PM
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32. MMMYYYY BRRRAAINNN HHURRRTTTTSSSSS!
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Supormom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 05:42 PM
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33. Jesus is coming!
Who cares about deficits?
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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 05:50 PM
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35. Wow
Talk about speaking truth to power
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 05:43 PM
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34. I don't need a damn beeper to tell me when the fries are done
Daddy taught me good!
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guitar man Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 05:59 PM
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36. ummm
Edited on Tue May-25-04 05:59 PM by GTRMAN
....uh....duh....terraists....uh.....evil...hmm....hey,I sound just like the preznit! I ARE smart!
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MrSlayer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 06:01 PM
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37. MUST.....KILL....EVERYONE!!!!!
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ScreamingMeemie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 06:04 PM
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38. It is so, because Fox told me it's so, so there...
;)
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 06:05 PM
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39. "I need to lick my dog"
seriously, that came to me first. :shrug: Seems appropriate, though, don't you think?
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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 06:08 PM
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42. Yep, Freepers lover their dogs... literally
Edited on Tue May-25-04 06:08 PM by MrScorpio
I'm sure that they know them in the biblical sense
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tjwash Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 06:06 PM
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40. "I think I'll start...
Edited on Tue May-25-04 06:07 PM by tjwash
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BringEmOn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 06:08 PM
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41. Family reunion this weekend....gonna get lucky...gonna get lucky...(drool)
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geniph Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 06:08 PM
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43. "Liberals are evil.
don't they understand that GAWD HIMSELF chose George W. Bush to lead the world into Rapture?"
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Canuckistanian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 06:09 PM
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44. Thought #1 - Tactical Nukes!
Seriously, I heard one on Limbaugh's show. A female. Called herself "an efeet north easter". Her answer to 9/11 and Iraq was Tactical nukes. Nothing less.


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Canuckistanian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 06:10 PM
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45. (P.S. That Pickles is HOT!) n/t
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Commendatori Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-26-04 12:10 PM
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46. A thousand of theirs ain't worth one of ours! (n/t)
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Lou_C Donating Member (944 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-26-04 12:12 PM
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47. My mind went blank for a moment
:shrug:
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SCDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-26-04 12:15 PM
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48. Me, me, me, me, me
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Zuni Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-26-04 12:30 PM
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50. "....I wish I could get Dubya to bomb more countries..."
Damn liberal media.
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Whitacre D_WI Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-26-04 12:31 PM
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51. "Clenis."
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Zuni Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-26-04 12:31 PM
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52. We need more 'pro-family' legislation!
whatever that means
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Zuni Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-26-04 12:36 PM
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55. Fight Hitlery
or she will enslave us all!
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southpaw Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-26-04 12:37 PM
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56. I couldn't get a date in high school...
so I hate everybody!
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VOX Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-26-04 12:37 PM
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58. "I wish I could drive two Hummers at once."
"That would be more about who I am."
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Ganja Ninja Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-26-04 12:44 PM
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59. Ooops! better check the to do list.
1. Score some Oxycontin.
2. Threaten my maid.
3. Cheat on my wife.
4. Surf the net for porn.
5. Brag to others about how much it means to have Jesus in my life.
6. Cut off then flip off my fellow drivers.
7. Contribute to the Bush campaign.
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