"Think" like a Freeper. What's your first "thought"?

[MrScorpio]

Humor me.

"i know I'm right. If I wasn't, Dubya wouldn't be in the White House."

I'm back to normal now.

Edit: Hmmm, thinking and Freepers? Not exactly chocolate and peanut butter.

[Jack_Dawson]

1. "Gon git me my gun"

[m-jean03]

31. Beautiful. Simple, and beautiful. . .

and so true.

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

2. Ewwwwww! There's icky people EVERYWHERE!

Why don't they go back to Africa or Mongolia or Arabia or wherever? </freeper>

[Dookus]

3. goddamn homos...

gettin' me all hot and bothered with their tight sexy asses and big throbbin' manhood. It's an affront to God! Just look at 'em, I tell ya! Look at those broad shoulders and narrow hips... those tree-trunk thighs that could just squeeze my head until I cry out....

[MrScorpio]

7. Now THAT"S funny!!

eom

[NuttyFluffers]

23. you got my vote for funniest one so far.

that is soooo on the money. probably should tell Brock that one, he'd probably get a kick from it.

[Canuckistanian]

27. You sound like Jesus's General

Wanna come over and watch gladiator movies? I mean in a masculine, heterosexual way, of course.

[Political_Junkie]

30. LMAO

Thanks, Dookus, I needed a good laugh. That was great!

[Zuni]

53. damn anti-family DUMBOcrats

and their 'gay' agenda....

[Zuni]

57. Hillary and her 'gay agenda'

Fight for the family! Strom in '08

[HornBuckler]

4. ...................................

....................................0-89ikdlajsldkjlkjlf

Clinton's Penis......................................................................What He Said..............................I Need More Money.....God Damn Liberals......... I Wanna Kill Something.......Fucking Lazy Homeless Bums.......................

[peacefreak]

5. None

but my forehead lowered about an inch.

[Fovea]

6. Why don't I git laid

like them damn longhair hippies.

[Shakespeare]

8. "It's Clinton's fault!"

Isn't everything?

[Zuni]

54. Clinton defecit, Clintonian moral degeneration

Clinton caused 9-11 (with jamie gorelick and Richard clarke), Clinton recession, Vince foster, Juanita, Monica,

Hillary in '08, Hillary will kill Kerry, Hillary '04----nonononononononoHillaryhillaryhillaryhillary
Hitlery, 8 years of treason

[Padraig18]

9. It's Clinton's penis' fault!

[rawtribe]

could

someone please tell me what to think.

[bigbillhaywood]

10. Duhhhhhh.....

[CO Liberal]

11. "Duh-h-h-h-h......."

Freepers don't HAVE thoughts!

[SmileyBoy]

12. "My life is sooo much better than when Klintoon was in office."

Of course, I'd be lying to myself if I said that.

[BigMcLargehuge]

49. "now I eat Kraft Mac and Cheese for every meal"

because it's five boxes for a buck...

[DeposeTheBoyKing]

13. "I just don't know why these libruls don't leave our US of A

If they hate it so damn much. I love our godly Christian president. Pass me the pork rinds."

(I feel like I'm being terribly elitist...brain simply cannot stop functioning to properly formulate a Freeper thought.)

[Dying Eagle]

14. "Think"

"Think", I am sure they don't think, they are just told what to do like sheep, but here I go:

"I HATE N**gers, welfare moms and them damn tree hugging Liberals, oh yeah and I Love Dubya, No I REALLY love Dubya"

Yuck, that almost hurt, f*cking Nazi, racist pigs!!

[camero]

15. Kill em all. Let god sort them out

That's what most freepers think.

[mitchum]

16. "Well, they call each other THAT!"

the classic

[Speck Tater]

17. Kerry can't make up his mind to accept the nomination or not...

... what's gonna happen if he has a really important decision to make in a hurry?

[libhill]

18. Dang nab

librals, whinin` bout them I-raqees gettin` roughed up- serves `em right fer drivin` them planes into them thar buildin`s - we all know Say-dam Hoo-sane was behind it, cuz President Bush done says so.

[LynneSin]

19. why are all the hot looking, intelligent people liberals???

[librechik]

20. must...scratch...butt...preacher...watchin'...n/t

[El Supremo]

21. Of myself. n/t

[ronnykmarshall]

22. Damn LIE-berals!

How dare they speak like that 'bout OUR President!

[Donkeyboy75]

24. "Man, the shit in my skull really smells bad!"

[madrchsod]

25. i don`t think i want to

damage my beautiful mind ,thank you...

[Canuckistanian]

26. Things are changing? I'm afraid of change!

I don't understand what's going on! It must be evil, yeah, evil, that's it.
Who can I blame, who can I... LIBERALS! LIBERALS! FEMINAZIS! CONFIDENT WOMEN! THEY SCARE ME!

Must....find..... scapegoat ..... CLINTON! CLINTON INVENTED BLOWJOBS! THAT'S IT! THE SUCCUBUS NOW SUCKS THE LIFE OUT OF US! CLINTON!!!!


Man, that was scary. Don't make me do that again.

[qwertyMike]

28. jello

[m-jean03]

29. "Wonder what's up with the Michael Jackson case....

Hmmm...where's the F()&*$#!!! remote??? Fuckin O' Reilly's not on for 2 freakin hours... fucking pre-empted for goddamn election coverage... Goddamn it, wish they'd end that fucking commie "election" crap...Oh Look! American Idol reruns! Woo-Hoo!! Gonna get me a fucking Manwich and watch some fucking hotties sing the national anthem... "

Whoa, I just went into a trance and all this stuff came out!! Who the hell was that??

[MikeG]

32. MMMYYYY BRRRAAINNN HHURRRTTTTSSSSS!

[Supormom]

33. Jesus is coming!

Who cares about deficits?

[MrScorpio]

35. Wow

Talk about speaking truth to power

[DS1]

34. I don't need a damn beeper to tell me when the fries are done

Daddy taught me good!

[guitar man]

36. ummm

....uh....duh....terraists....uh.....evil...hmm....hey,I sound just like the preznit! I ARE smart!

[MrSlayer]

37. MUST.....KILL....EVERYONE!!!!!

[ScreamingMeemie]

38. It is so, because Fox told me it's so, so there...

[Rabrrrrrr]

39. "I need to lick my dog"

seriously, that came to me first. Seems appropriate, though, don't you think?

[MrScorpio]

42. Yep, Freepers lover their dogs... literally

I'm sure that they know them in the biblical sense

[tjwash]

40. "I think I'll start...

...a Kobe Bryant thread"

[BringEmOn]

41. Family reunion this weekend....gonna get lucky...gonna get lucky...(drool)

[geniph]

43. "Liberals are evil.

don't they understand that GAWD HIMSELF chose George W. Bush to lead the world into Rapture?"

[Canuckistanian]

44. Thought #1 - Tactical Nukes!

Seriously, I heard one on Limbaugh's show. A female. Called herself "an efeet north easter". Her answer to 9/11 and Iraq was Tactical nukes. Nothing less.

[Canuckistanian]

45. (P.S. That Pickles is HOT!) n/t

[Commendatori]

46. A thousand of theirs ain't worth one of ours! (n/t)

[Lou_C]

47. My mind went blank for a moment

[SCDem]

48. Me, me, me, me, me

[Zuni]

50. "....I wish I could get Dubya to bomb more countries..."

Damn liberal media.

[Whitacre D_WI]

51. "Clenis."

[Zuni]

52. We need more 'pro-family' legislation!

whatever that means

[Zuni]

55. Fight Hitlery

or she will enslave us all!

[southpaw]

56. I couldn't get a date in high school...

so I hate everybody!

[VOX]

58. "I wish I could drive two Hummers at once."

"That would be more about who I am."

[Ganja Ninja]

59. Ooops! better check the to do list.

1. Score some Oxycontin.
2. Threaten my maid.
3. Cheat on my wife.
4. Surf the net for porn.
5. Brag to others about how much it means to have Jesus in my life.
6. Cut off then flip off my fellow drivers.
7. Contribute to the Bush campaign.