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sus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 02:12 PM
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A Lifetime« Original Movie
It's your chance to program Television For Victims«.

Give us your best titles!
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sus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 02:14 PM
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1. Keep Your Laws Off My Cat!
Starring Owen Wilson and Judith Light. Ricki Lake appears as herself.
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 02:14 PM
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2. MY BABY!!!!! THE DINGO ATE MY BABY!!!!
Too dramatic? :shrug:
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sus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 02:50 PM
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40. Dingos Ate My Danger
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St. Jarvitude Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 03:53 PM
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67. Dingos Ate My Donger!
:o
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Beaverhausen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 03:55 PM
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68. The Baby Ate My Dingo!!!
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NuckinFutz Donating Member (852 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 02:15 PM
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3. Thank god I'm not the only female who hates that channel!! n/t
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sus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 02:16 PM
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4. He Wet His Pants At Work
Written and Directed by underpants formerly of DU fame
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Dogmudgeon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 02:16 PM
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5. Love Me Too, Daddy: The Jenna Bush Story
Edited on Tue May-25-04 02:22 PM by BareKnuckledLiberal
Emily Procter as Laura Bush
Horatio Sanz as Antonin "Uncle Tony" Scalia
Lindsay Lohan as Barb Bush
With Fred Ward on Quaaludes as George W. Bush

Featuring Hilary Duff as Jenna Bush

Special Effects by Industrial Light and Magic

--bkl
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felonious thunk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 02:17 PM
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6. A House of Cards Divided Among Itself
With Jane Seymour and Alan Thicke
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sus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 02:18 PM
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7. Mother May I Sleep with Matcom
The Sequel to

"Mother May I Knock Boots With Danger"
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 02:18 PM
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8. Mother, may I start a war against terror?
:eyes:
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NuckinFutz Donating Member (852 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 02:19 PM
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9. I Love You GrandMommy
Plot: Woman is surrogate mother for her son and daughter-in-law. Sona and his wife divorce, and a three-way custody battle ensues.
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sus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 02:20 PM
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10. Mother, May I Have Dinner at Danger's House?
And the sequel,

Mother, Can Danger Spend The Night?

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sus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 02:21 PM
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11. "I Don't Give a Fuck What You Do With Danger!": A Mother's Story.
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 02:21 PM
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12. Her secret life as a woman: The Andrew Coulter Story
:bounce:
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oldcoot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-26-04 02:08 PM
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100. "I was a Stepford Blond Republican"
This shocking movie horrifies viewers by showing the dangers of cloning humans, especially blond Republican pundits. Viewers will finally know why blond Republican pundits all look and sound the same.


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sus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 02:22 PM
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13. Mother, Daddy's on Fire!
Starring Farah Fawcett, Michael Ontkean and the Olsen Twins
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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 02:23 PM
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14. Shattered Glass and Shattered Dreams: The Fatty Arbuckle Story
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Zuni Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 02:35 PM
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28. Bwahahahahah
Now that is f-in funny. Good one.
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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 02:36 PM
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30. Someday I hope to make this film a reality
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Dogmudgeon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 02:41 PM
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35. There was a bio-pic a few years ago about him -- "Arbuckle"
Innocent of the crime, BTW.

http://silent-movies.com/Arbucklemania//home.html

His real first name was "Roscoe".

--bkl

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Zuni Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 02:51 PM
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41. His friends never called him Fatty
at least according to this website
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Zuni Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 02:47 PM
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38. I would love to see that
sounds like it would be a real tear jerker
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flamingyouth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-26-04 08:51 AM
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88. Hey, he was innocent!!!
Railroaded by the media and the Ashcrofts of his day. Extremely sad story, really. Poor Roscoe. :-(
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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-26-04 12:32 PM
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92. And that's what the film can be about.
How an unfortunate accident ruined his life
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Dogmudgeon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 02:23 PM
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15. To Kill A Bat: The Evita Story
--bkl
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sus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 02:24 PM
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17. HAHAHAHA!
...that's not funny..
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 02:23 PM
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16. Give my back my Baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
They ALL can be subtitled that.
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felonious thunk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 02:24 PM
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Mother, Should I build the wall?
And its sequel

You'll always be baby to me
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southpaw Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 02:29 PM
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22. Hey, I'd WATCH that one...
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sus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 02:24 PM
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18. Mother, May I Move to Vermont and Have a Domestic Partnership With Danger?
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sus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 02:26 PM
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19. Not Without My Daughter: The Aaron Spelling Story
Aaron Spelling (played by Dominick Dunne) refuses to produce or fund various television projects until his daughter has a starring role in each of them. Starring Tori Spelling.
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Lavender Brown Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 02:28 PM
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20. Aaron, Your Daughter Can't Act: A Moment of Truth Movie
Well, she can't!
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sundog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 02:38 PM
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lol
good one :)
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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 02:28 PM
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21. Find me my Baby's Father. featuring Maury Povich
Edited on Tue May-25-04 02:29 PM by JVS
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sus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 02:29 PM
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Not Without My Bitchez
The best and brightest of the Hip-Hop Nation star in this drama about a struggling Brooklyn rap artist who hits the big time, only to have music executives tell him they won't pay for his female entourage's travel expenses. Starring Lil' Kim, Lil' Bow Wow, and Big P as "Big T."
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BigMcLargehuge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 02:29 PM
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23. Daddy Beats Me Because I'm Bulimic: Part 2
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sus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 02:30 PM
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24. the sequel to "Mommy Drinks Because I Cry.."
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BigMcLargehuge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 02:34 PM
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26. and the prequel to
"Daddy Likes to Take My Pictures when I Shower"
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Dogmudgeon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 02:33 PM
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25. Lynndie Bright And Dark
Starring Ashley and Mary-Kate Olsen as Lynndie England
Vincent D'Onofrio as Charles Graner
Kate Mulgrew as General Janice Karpinski
Anna Nicole Smith as Mrs. Terrie England
Vern Troyer as Mr. Kenneth England
RuPaul as Jessica "Sis" England

--bkl
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sus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 02:35 PM
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27. Uncle Charlie's Pockets
A young man experiences terror when he is asked to identify items in Uncle Charlie's pockets.
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southpaw Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 02:36 PM
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29. Inspired By Actual Events
Starring Melissa Gilbert and Robert Urich.

...based on a true story
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sus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 02:36 PM
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31. A Very Brady Ramadan
The Bradys (minus Dad) get back together to celebrate the sacred holiday with their new Sherman Oaks neighbors, the Khostovans.
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Dogmudgeon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 02:38 PM
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32. "You want me to WHAT?" S&M -- A Matcom's Dilemma
Casting call is still open.

--bkl
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ronnykmarshall Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 02:38 PM
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33. Get Up There and Sparkle or Else: The story of a killer stage mother.
aka Patsy Ramsey
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sus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 02:39 PM
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34. OJ GYN
OJ Simpson as a small town doctor trying to understand women better.
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Dogmudgeon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 02:42 PM
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36. That one's a romantic comedy, right?
--bkl
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sus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 02:44 PM
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37. With Six You Get Your Tubes Tied
Loosely inspired by the 1968 feature film of a broadly similar name, a modern family discovers that six kids is really five too many. With Shelley Long in the Doris Day role, and a subdued Nathan Lane in the role originally played by Brian Keith.
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 02:50 PM
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39. Valerie Bertinelli stars in...
...well, just about everything, really.
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sus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 02:52 PM
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43. she can play Laura Bush in "My President Is Retarded"
Ripped from the headlines, and starring Bruce Boxlietner as The President of The United States. Ned Beatty as Dick Cheney. Elliott Gould as Rummy.
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 02:54 PM
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45. Robin Givens as Condoleeza Rice
I can see it now.
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Dogmudgeon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 02:51 PM
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42. Cicada Invasion! A Mother's Triumph
Edited on Tue May-25-04 02:52 PM by BareKnuckledLiberal
But seriously, I keed...

--bkl
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sus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 02:53 PM
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44. I'm NOT Gay: The Secret Pain Of Tom Cruise
starring Kevin Spacey
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sundog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 03:00 PM
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46. you're making me laugh...
you're on a roll today... good coffee or what?
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sus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 03:02 PM
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47. I've been thinking about this for a while. I freaking HATE Lifetime.
When Danger Kept Calling, I Star 69'ed It

When A Stranger Calls To Say, "Danger!"

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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 03:14 PM
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51. Mimi Rogers as herself!
:bounce:
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sus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 03:13 PM
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48. Not Without My Teleprompter!
The tragic story of George W. Bush's sad attempts at coherency.
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ronnykmarshall Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 03:13 PM
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49. Danger In My Pants
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ronnykmarshall Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 03:14 PM
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50. Secret Love / Secret War : The Condi Rice Story
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sus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 03:18 PM
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52. Three Men and a Nasty Case of the Crabs
Starring Dick Cheney, Donald Rumsfeld, and John Ashcroft as themselves. Karl Rove plays the bitchy judgemental Clinic nurse.
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dryan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 03:26 PM
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53. 36 Days to Victory: The Laura Bush Story
Looked at Love from Both Sides Now: The Anne Heche Story
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dryan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 03:26 PM
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54. 36 Days to Victory: The Laura Bush Story
Looked at Love from Both Sides Now: The Anne Heche Story
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 03:29 PM
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56. SUS - you're the sign of the devil: 666 posts
We need to pray for you
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Beaverhausen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 03:28 PM
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55. My Arm, Lost...to the Bear Cage
eom
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sus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 03:29 PM
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57. Pointed Stick: The Blinding of LynneSin
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 03:32 PM
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58. The Regrets of LynneSin: Bringing sus to DU
:mad:
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sus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 03:32 PM
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59. The Woman Who Didn't Really Have Any Specific Problems And
Didn't Really Have Anything Exciting Happen To Her. Ever.
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 03:33 PM
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60. Wow, a movie about you!!! Who plays you? Phylis Diller?
GOTCHA!!!
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sus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 03:37 PM
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61. My Cat, My Stranger
Edited on Tue May-25-04 03:37 PM by sus
LynneSin wakes up one morning to discover she has not been properly introduced to her killer cat Evita (played by Jaclyn Smith) LynneSin played by Norman Fell. Abbott played by Ann Landers.
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sus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 03:39 PM
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62. Norman Fell is Dead
Starring Norman Fell.
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sus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 03:39 PM
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63. When Danger Pushed Norman, He Fell....
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 03:40 PM
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65. My life as a crazy old cat lady: The sus story
Sus, as played by veteran actress of stage, televison and screen Bea Arthur, spent her entire life doing nothing really that special. She basically sat at home each night playing with her cats and knitting all the time. There were 2 people who tried to befriend sus, LynneSin (as played by Pamela Anderson) and GOPisEvil (as played by David Hasselholf), but sus couldn't be bothered because she had another scarf to knit and more pictures to take of her cat.

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7th_Sephiroth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 03:40 PM
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64. the one lifetime movie they wana make, but know it'd be over if they did
Man killer: a woman goes around killing men, cries rape, gets aquitted and keeps killing
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dryan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 03:45 PM
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66. Against All Flags: The George & Laura Bush Story
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ronnykmarshall Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 05:38 PM
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69. Laura Welch : She Devil Behind the Wheel
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sus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-26-04 08:04 AM
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70. My Kid Went Apeshit: Terror in America's Mall
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-26-04 08:07 AM
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71. Even AAA can't help me:
The story of one car breaking down in a parking garage.
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-26-04 08:14 AM
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72. Friendship at First Site: The sus, LynneSin & GOPisEvil story
:loveya:


Starring:

Susan Lucci as Sus
Cybill Shepard as LynneSin
David Hasselholf as GOPisEvil

with special guest appearance of Emeril Lagrasse as Matcom
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-26-04 08:17 AM
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73. Why am I always David Hasselhof?
I thought Zomby was Knight Rider. Of course that makes me Gary Coleman...hmmm

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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-26-04 08:26 AM
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74. Do you really want Gary Coleman to play you
:eyes:
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sus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-26-04 08:33 AM
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76. hmmm.. "play you." is that what the kids are calling it these days?
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-26-04 08:33 AM
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77. No, I was looking for an excuse to post that picture.
:7
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sus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-26-04 08:32 AM
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75. Friendship at Steak: The sus, LynneSin & GOPisEvil story
Three friends struggle with their carnivorous ways. Some scenes may not be suitable for children or vegans.
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-26-04 08:34 AM
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79. Friendship at Steak: Medium Rare (Part 2 of the Trilogy)
Edited on Wed May-26-04 08:35 AM by GOPisEvil
Does steak really need more than salt and pepper?
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-26-04 08:35 AM
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80. Friendship at Steak: Well Done (Last of the Trilogy)
Our heroes discover the baked potato.
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sus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-26-04 08:34 AM
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78. That One Movie
That chick, who used to be in that show, stars as a woman who has that one thing and has to figure out what to do. Co-starring that guy, not that one guy but the other guy who did that other show. Runs every night.
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-26-04 08:36 AM
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81. OH yeah, directed by the woman, who did that one movie.
The one with the thing, and the other thing and what's-his-name.
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sus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-26-04 08:41 AM
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82. Not Without My Crack Whore!!
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-26-04 08:43 AM
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83. Ahhh...the Hugh Grant story
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-26-04 08:45 AM
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84. You 2 want your own private forum???
I mean - all this public canoodling cannot be healthy for the morale here in the lounge.

NO SEX THREADS!!!
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-26-04 08:46 AM
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85. It's all part of our ingenious plan to take over DU
Damn! I always say too much!
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-26-04 08:49 AM
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86. The GOPisEvil & Sus story: How they met and pushed LynneSin....
....out of the picture

Starring:

Bea Arthur as Sus
Ernest Borgnine as GOPisEvil
Heather Locklear as LynneSin

With special guest Nathan Lane as Zombywoof
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-26-04 08:50 AM
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87. Awww...we'd never do that
:loveya:

Who's playing matcom? :shrug:
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-26-04 08:52 AM
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89. George Clooney
And Matcom falls madly and lustily in love with me!!!
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-26-04 10:43 AM
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91. How does he rate Clooney?
I figured you'd cast Martha Stewart. :D
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sus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-26-04 10:06 AM
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90. Not If There's No Money In It: The Anne Heche Story
A young lesbian knocks it off when she discovers it's not the career-maker she thought it would be.
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SheWhoMustBeObeyed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-26-04 02:42 PM
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102. Best of the list
:thumbsup:

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sus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-26-04 12:42 PM
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93. I Missed All The Obvious Signs And Married Him Anyway
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sus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-26-04 01:19 PM
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94. Sister Yeti, Himalayan Nun
Starring Wanda Jackson, Burt Reynolds and the Quiznos monkeyrats
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sus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-26-04 01:23 PM
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95. A Salute To Even More Heroes XVIII- A Lifetime« Very Special Event
Join the cast of the East Upper Westchester County Dinner Theatre as they salute the heroic men and woman of the West Nyack Animal Control Department.
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sus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-26-04 01:25 PM
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96. Mother, May I Keep On Posting?
A woman with obsessive compulsive disorder fights to release herself from the evil grip of "The 700 Club."
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-26-04 01:26 PM
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97. I think you should stay a while. Maybe you'll enjoy your time here.
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sus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-26-04 01:27 PM
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98. stop that! you're creeping me out.
<shudder>
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BringEmOn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-26-04 01:47 PM
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99. "Texas Rains Caused My Bike Crash" starring George W Bush
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sus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-26-04 02:25 PM
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101. All Men Are Pigs
A 37-part miniseries starring Rosie O'Donnell, Oprah Winfrey and Dr. Phil's wife. featuring guest appearances by 147 '80s tv show chicks you can almost but not quite name.
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SheWhoMustBeObeyed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-26-04 02:45 PM
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103. My Husband, My President: The Secret Life of Condi Rice
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-26-04 02:50 PM
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104. The Thread Will Not Die: The Sus Story
Edited on Wed May-26-04 02:56 PM by LynneSin
With sus played by Betty White
GOPisEvil played by Ed Asner
LynneSin played by Christina Applegate

And special guest NothingShocksMeAnymore played by Carmen Electra and the hood of her car played by K.I.T.T.

Image
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sus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-26-04 02:55 PM
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105. When Danger Called, it was the 700 Club: The Sus Story
I gotta get outta this place!
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