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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 11:48 AM
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I Am Offering A Bounty For Matcom's Buttcrack capture
Yes, his buttcrack has been merciless walking up and down those steps for years, exposing our children to his nekkid yellow buttcrack.

This MUST be stopped! I'm offering a set of used Ginsu knifes and $10.95 to the DUer who captures this buttcrack and brings it in for justice.

(plus he threaten my cat and made me :cry: )
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 11:49 AM
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1. you'll NEVER catch it!
do you realize how FIT my buttcrack is? can you even FATHOM how many stairs he has climbed?

you don't have a PRAYER!
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BlueJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 11:56 AM
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2. Wait a Damn minute now!
I seem to remember a poster who had your "stair-climbing pervert"
being scorched and blown away by Godzilla when "it" reached the top of the stairs.
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