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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 12:10 PM
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I Am Offering A Bounty For Evita's Capture
that's right. $9.95 to the person or persons who capture Evita the cat and bring her to moi.

it is obvious that Evita is a murderer who roams the living room at night, sleeping on the un-vaccumed floors. she must be stopped. she preys on helpless flying mammals and may or may not have a current case of rabies.

maybe then the world be safe from this monster (and we will rid ourselves of multiple Evita threads) :D

if you capture her with her accomplice, i'll throw in a slightly used George Forman Grill.

TO THE BATTLESTATIONS!

:bounce:
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 12:13 PM
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1. I know her preferred hidey hole!
It's under the couch! :bounce:
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 12:24 PM
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2. well, you in need of an extra $9.95?
bring that EvilDoer to JUSTICE!
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WannaJumpMyScooter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 12:31 PM
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3. Don't cry for me Matcomtina!
You know I am immortal.
Not what I asked for...


I'll take bad Broadway musicals for $500, alex.
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 12:42 PM
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4. she must be stopped
eliminated

done in

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woofless Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 12:43 PM
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5. Your cat kills bats?
"helpless flying mammals"
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 12:45 PM
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6. not MY cat
LynneSin's.

that damned Evita. the evil incarnate
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 12:46 PM
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7. NNNNOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! Don't harm my precious Evita
I love her, she was protecting me from that horrible horrible bat

AND I VACUUM THE FLOOR ONCE A WEEK YOU FREAKING YELLOW-BUTTCRACK LIME STAIR CLIMBER

It's just that toy that Evita is on shreads and I have to pick up that stuff on a daily basis

Could anyone in their right mind want to harm anything as beautiful as this girl???
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 12:48 PM
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8. she it toast
and all i get are excuses about your carpet. however, not ONCE have i seen a pic of it *ahem* 'clean'.

that furball lives in SQUALLOR which probably aids her evilness
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 12:49 PM
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10. GOPisEvil, sus and Ramsey have all been to my place
and have witnessed my clean carpets. So I have witnesses!!!
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 12:50 PM
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12. *chirp* *chirp*
awfully quiet in here. don't really hear ANY of them

*chirp*
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 12:51 PM
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13. they are trying to stay neutral in this war between us
:mad:
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 12:54 PM
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14. yeah, that's it
sure :bounce:
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 12:55 PM
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15. sus, come on, you're my best friend - tell him
I know my place is a heck of alot cleaner than YOURS!
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 12:58 PM
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17. so now your insulting the cleaning habits of SUS?
DAMN if THAT is how you treat your friends :eyes:
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 01:41 PM
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18. Keep me outta this! I'm Switzerland!
:D
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Zuni Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 01:51 PM
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19. You have the Turboscratcher!
That is my cat's favorite toy!

BTW---Evita is a pretty girl. I like the fluffy tail!
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sus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 12:48 PM
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9. oh. i am *so* getting a new cd this week.
hey Lynne. I have to show you something. can I come over tonight?
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 12:49 PM
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11. Hey sus, I have a gift for you. Can I bring it over
(thinks of the dead bat in her freezer)
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ronnykmarshall Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 12:56 PM
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16. Message from Evita:


"Bring it on, smiley butt boy!"
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 02:44 PM
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20. Message TO Evita:
my guitar needs a new set of strings
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WannaJumpMyScooter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 08:13 PM
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21. Hmmmm. Perhaps Dr. Kissinger can help mediate this dispute
He did so well with Evita's namesake.
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