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FatSlob Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 10:41 AM
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I need mental help.
I have a strange attraction to Ann Coulter. What is wrong with me? Amateur pshrinks line up!
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Nicholas D Wolfwood Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 10:41 AM
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1. opposites attract?
:shrug:
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pagerbear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 10:41 AM
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2. That's nothing--I found Dan Quayle attractive!
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wtmusic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 10:42 AM
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3. You believe you can convert her
Give up now. You're only hurting yourself.

That will be $135.
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FatSlob Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 10:44 AM
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7. Please, tell me I can be cured!
I don't know why I think she is hot! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
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historian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 10:54 AM
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11. there is a cure
She is hot - she has had brain fever for awhile now
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wtmusic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 10:54 AM
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12. This is going to take some time
My terms are half up-front, so that will be $2135.00, please.

:P
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demnan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 10:43 AM
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4. You like women
who have large adam's apples like men. What can I say?
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Gothic Sponge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 10:43 AM
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5. You must be self loathing.
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Commendatori Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 10:44 AM
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6. You're in the 700 Club, pal.
You're not expected to think normally. Wait until you hit 800 and see if she still looks hot.

I know, because the closer to 700 I get, the cuter Michelle Malkin gets. You're not alone.
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commander bunnypants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 10:44 AM
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8. delusional disorder
or you just really are sick

DDQM
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bif Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 10:46 AM
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9. You need a lobotomy, pal
Then the two of you would get along just fine.
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historian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 10:52 AM
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10. I can only think of four answers
Edited on Tue May-25-04 10:56 AM by historian
1) in another life you were a monk living in a desert who, in order to pass the time, would indulge in some self flagellation. Wanting Ann Coulter is a similar form of flagellation
2) you were severely abused by some righteous right wing loonie when young and now want a repeat of the same
3) you hate sex
4) you hate yourself
5) She represents the teutonic ideal of blond belching uberstrumfuehrer with an inclination toward wearing helmets with large antlers on them. Once in bed with her she will charge at you with the horns and, once impaled, you will realize the folly of your desires
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terrya Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 10:57 AM
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13. That's nothing...I wouldn't kick Shepard Smith out of bed...
And the self-loathing is set on "high" for that one... :-)
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Wilber_Stool Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 11:03 AM
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14. That happened to a friend of mine.
Then his dick fell off.
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DeposeTheBoyKing Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 11:10 AM
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16. Trying to think...
Are there any fascist pigs to whom I'm attracted? Nope. This proves something to me: I am definitely attracted by a man's intellect, soul and compassion, not looks.
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tjwash Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 11:06 AM
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15. This isn't Bill Maher is it?
nt
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Cheswick2.0 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 11:20 AM
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17. you're in the closet?
Ann is a man, haven't you heard?
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