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cosmicdot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 09:41 AM
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say 'hi' to Condi and CAPTION
Edited on Tue May-25-04 09:41 AM by cosmicdot


Commentator: pResident Bu$h exits Marine One hardly looking strong and resolute ... surely getting the obligatory last minute instruction to 'be sure and salute the man in the pretty uniform' ... hardly a graceful disembarkation, as it were ... looking a tad like a frayed knot ... oh, look, we can see Condi Rice ... what exactly are the taxpayers paying her to 'be'? ... seems more of a traveling companion (ahem) than someone who should be at a desk looking out for national security?
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phatkatt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 09:44 AM
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1. "Oh, my head. Shouldn't have mixed tequila with Robitussin!"
.
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Bush_Eats_Beef Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 09:46 AM
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2. Bush exits Marine One, turns to Condom, and says:
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Endangered Specie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 09:46 AM
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3. That is one half-ass salute.
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bif Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 10:09 AM
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6. What do you expect?
He wasn't in the National Guard long enough to learn how to properly salute!
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Endangered Specie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 02:06 PM
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9. Can't he at least imitate the thousands of Aircract Carrier personnel?
when they were instructed to, that is.
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 09:47 AM
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4. I saw some pictures of J-Lo getting out of an SUV once
I wonder if they stuck around while Condi was getting out.
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wysimdnwyg Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 09:57 AM
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5. Marine: Um, sir?
Your fly is unzipped.
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diamond14 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 10:41 AM
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7. ummm, condi, put your legs together as I try to get out of here...

OK, george, don't forget to salute the pretty guy at the door....and pull your zipper up....
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BringEmOn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 10:47 AM
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8. "uh....are my pupils still dilated?"
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daligirrl Donating Member (572 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 02:12 PM
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10. "Psssst. . .
It's true what they say about brown sugar!"
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skip fox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 02:15 PM
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11. MovieTone, right?
:toast:
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cosmicdot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 02:21 PM
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13. I had to do research.


newsreel?
the initial post could have used some whimsical music in the background
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skip fox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 02:17 PM
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12. W. is "thinking": "Wow. Here's The Wad doing the Waddle-Run! And
he STILL salutes me! Is being president great or what?! . . . Wow."
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Zuni Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 03:13 PM
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16. Bush loves the salute
because he knows had he been in real combat in Vietnam, he probably would have been fragged instead of saluted
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Zuni Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 02:30 PM
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14. If Laura asks,
you didn't see shit, Marine. If you say anything else, I'll have you trooping around some camel dung infested Iraqi pisshole in 120 degree weather with a 70 pound pack getting sniped at by funny little towelheaded monkey people, capice? Now pretend you respect me as C-in-C for the camera, jarhead.
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rustydog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 03:11 PM
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15. Thinking to self: "Gawd dammit, I poked myself in the eye again."
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