say 'hi' to Condi and CAPTION

[cosmicdot]

Commentator: pResident Bu$h exits Marine One hardly looking strong and resolute ... surely getting the obligatory last minute instruction to 'be sure and salute the man in the pretty uniform' ... hardly a graceful disembarkation, as it were ... looking a tad like a frayed knot ... oh, look, we can see Condi Rice ... what exactly are the taxpayers paying her to 'be'? ... seems more of a traveling companion (ahem) than someone who should be at a desk looking out for national security?

[phatkatt]

1. "Oh, my head. Shouldn't have mixed tequila with Robitussin!"

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[Bush_Eats_Beef]

2. Bush exits Marine One, turns to Condom, and says:

[Endangered Specie]

3. That is one half-ass salute.

[bif]

6. What do you expect?

He wasn't in the National Guard long enough to learn how to properly salute!

[Endangered Specie]

9. Can't he at least imitate the thousands of Aircract Carrier personnel?

when they were instructed to, that is.

[underpants]

4. I saw some pictures of J-Lo getting out of an SUV once

I wonder if they stuck around while Condi was getting out.

[wysimdnwyg]

5. Marine: Um, sir?

Your fly is unzipped.

[diamond14]

7. ummm, condi, put your legs together as I try to get out of here...

OK, george, don't forget to salute the pretty guy at the door....and pull your zipper up....

[BringEmOn]

8. "uh....are my pupils still dilated?"

[daligirrl]

10. "Psssst. . .

It's true what they say about brown sugar!"

[skip fox]

11. MovieTone, right?

[cosmicdot]

13. I had to do research.

newsreel?
the initial post could have used some whimsical music in the background

[skip fox]

12. W. is "thinking": "Wow. Here's The Wad doing the Waddle-Run! And

he STILL salutes me! Is being president great or what?! . . . Wow."

[Zuni]

16. Bush loves the salute

because he knows had he been in real combat in Vietnam, he probably would have been fragged instead of saluted

[Zuni]

14. If Laura asks,

you didn't see shit, Marine. If you say anything else, I'll have you trooping around some camel dung infested Iraqi pisshole in 120 degree weather with a 70 pound pack getting sniped at by funny little towelheaded monkey people, capice? Now pretend you respect me as C-in-C for the camera, jarhead.

[rustydog]

15. Thinking to self: "Gawd dammit, I poked myself in the eye again."