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Bertha Venation Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 10:34 AM
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VICTIMS: LINE UP. I AM A FLAMING BITCH TODAY.
:grr:
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Nicholas D Wolfwood Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 10:34 AM
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1. hi
:hi:
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Bertha Venation Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 10:36 AM
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CHOMP
next?

AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 10:36 AM
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2. You'll have to fight Skittles for the right to deliver my daily beat-down.
Sorry. It's the rules. She gets first dibs.
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Bertha Venation Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 10:36 AM
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4. TOUGH.
:MOW:

YOU'RE TOAST
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Richardo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 10:36 AM
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3. GOPisEvil! Bertha wants to talk to you!
:evilgrin:
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trumad Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 10:37 AM
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6. Nice Cat...
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Bertha Venation Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 10:58 AM
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38. TOBY! HE TORE THE SHIT OUT OF 2 OF MY FINGERS LAST NIGHT!
THROUGH THE BLANKETS! :MOW:
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Blue-Jay Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 10:36 AM
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5. eek!
Having a bad morning, mizz vee?
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Bertha Venation Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 10:41 AM
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15. YES, GOD DAMMIT!
WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST CLUE?
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Fenris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 10:37 AM
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Bitch? That's sexist hatespeech and I don't have to take it!
Flame on, Mrs. V!

:hi:
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Bertha Venation Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 10:42 AM
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16. SEXIST MY ASS
Is it sexist if I call myself a bitch?! Get off it! :MOW:
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slinkerwink Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 06:44 PM
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74. yep
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Bertha Venation Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 06:50 PM
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75. Slinkerwink, with all due respect,
I didn't call you or any other woman any names. I know how you feel on this issue and believe me, I didn't post this fucking rant thread to get on your shit list.

I apologize for having offended you by calling myself that word you hate. Will you please drop it?
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Misunderestimator Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 10:37 AM
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7. Uh oh... are your kitties chasing poop or something?
Edited on Tue May-25-04 10:37 AM by Misunderestimator
:hi:
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Bertha Venation Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 10:42 AM
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17. LEAVE THE KITTIES OUT OF IT
:MOW:
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JaySherman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 10:37 AM
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8. Before you eat me...
Why the anger?
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Bertha Venation Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 10:43 AM
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19. i'm sleepy and don't feel well
and i need a mofo vacation and it's coming up on friday and it can't come soon enough
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Burma Jones Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 10:38 AM
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9. Hey there snookie-wookie
Are we fweewing a widdle enwaged today? Cheer up cupcake. Don't be such a gwumpy wumpy.





Hmmm, that should work.......
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Bertha Venation Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 10:44 AM
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21. :MOW: :MOW: :MOW:
FEEWING A WIDDOW CHOPPED?!
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Dover Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 10:38 AM
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10. Well, I'm sorta partial to the dominatrix role myself, but I'll share...
:spank:
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rabid_nerd Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 10:38 AM
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11. So what else is new?
:ducking:
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 10:39 AM
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12. i think you should have worn a different outfit today
that one doesn't suit you at all :D
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neoteric lefty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 10:40 AM
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13. what context are you using "Flaming"?
just wondering :)
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Bertha Venation Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 11:08 AM
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44. FLAMING AS IN
IF YOU GET NEAR ME YOU WILL BE BURNED
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neoteric lefty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 11:32 AM
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52. oooh fun...
burn away :evilgrin:
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wtmusic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 10:40 AM
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14. Hit me with your best shot
I'm ready. C'mon.

:grr:
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 10:42 AM
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18. you do realize that the WORD POLICE will be along any minute now
because OBVIOUSLY this post is degrading to ALL flaming bitches :)
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Bertha Venation Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 11:05 AM
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40. LET 'EM!
:MOW:
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 10:43 AM
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20. Flame away, I'm prepared
I'm in my flame retardant suit:


And I have my fire extinguisher ready:


Go ahead with your flaming throwing, I'm ready!!

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StaggerLee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 10:46 AM
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23. scuba steve?
nt
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Richardo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 10:46 AM
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24. Oompa, loompa, doopity doo
We've got a flame suit, suited for you...
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 10:46 AM
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22. You b***h like a g**l
Edited on Tue May-25-04 10:46 AM by underpants
:scared:
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 10:46 AM
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25. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
methinks you gots your panties in a wad

:bounce:
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Bertha Venation Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 10:47 AM
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26. I AM A GIRL, GOD DAMMIT
AND I THROW A BALL LIKE NOLAN FUCKING RYAN SO DON'T FUCKING PISS ME OFF!
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Richardo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 10:47 AM
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27. My Emergency Broadcast System beacon just went off...
...I'm off to the bomb shelter! :scared:
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 10:49 AM
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31. THIS IS A TEST THIS IS ONLY A TEST
Edited on Tue May-25-04 10:50 AM by underpants
In the event of an actual "emergency" the words "sexist" and "mysoginist" would appear on your screen.....
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 10:51 AM
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32. *chirp* *chirp*
:shrug:
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qwertyMike Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 10:47 AM
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28. OOOOH!
You turn me on.

Mail me

Kathleen Turner (War of the Roses): "Do you like angry sex?"
Danny DeVito (Sleaze lawer) : "Is there any other kind?"
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Bertha Venation Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 11:09 AM
Response to Reply #28
45. DREAM ON
I'M TAKEN

:MOW:
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Commie Pinko Dirtbag Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 10:47 AM
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29. Baseball sucks.
Flame away! :evilgrin:
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Bertha Venation Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 11:06 AM
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42. BRAZILIAN baseball sucks.
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Commie Pinko Dirtbag Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 11:31 AM
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51. American soccer sucks. And what you call "football" is NEITHER.
Hands ain't feet, and ovals ain't balls. :spank:
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Bertha Venation Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 11:37 AM
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54. HAH! I DESPISE BOTH!
TRY AGAIN!
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Commie Pinko Dirtbag Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 11:38 AM
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55. NASCAR is the most idiotic racing series ever invented!
Formula One forever! Even IRL is better than that dreck! Heck, even the moribund CART is!
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Bertha Venation Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 11:40 AM
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56. ALL AUTO RACING IS THE STUPIDEST FUCKING THING ON
THE PLANET!
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Commie Pinko Dirtbag Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 11:45 AM
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57. AGASSI SMELLS FOUL! RODDICK CLEANS MOYA'S SHOES! SPADEA THROWS LIKE A GIRL
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Bertha Venation Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 11:55 AM
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58. You win--too tired to finish what I started. BERTHA GIVES UP. FILM AT 11
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Commie Pinko Dirtbag Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 12:36 PM
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63. Ha! I'M RICK JAMES! (nt)
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Bertha Venation Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 12:57 PM
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65. Who's Rick James?
:shrug:
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Commie Pinko Dirtbag Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 01:00 PM
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67. I can't believe you never heard or read this earworm.
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Bertha Venation Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 01:04 PM
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69. What can I say? I'm sheltered.
And given what I just learned on Wikipedia, gleefully so. ;)
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Bertha Venation Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 10:48 AM
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30. ALL YOU FREAKS KNOW THIS IS IN JEST, RIGHT?!
GOD DAMMIT

AND IF MY FUCKING CELL-MATE'S REPLACEMENT DOESN'T GET OFF THE FUCKING PHONE TALKING ABOUT FUCKING KARPINSKI, SHE'S FUCKING NEXT! :MOW: :MOW: :MOW: :MOW: :MOW: :MOW:
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Misunderestimator Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 10:51 AM
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33. Did she stop playing opera yet?
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Bertha Venation Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 10:54 AM
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35. No. I don't mind opera but I'm really not in the mood for
someone who plays her own music too loudly for me to try to play mine. Headphones are impractical - phone rings twelve times per second.
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Misunderestimator Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 10:56 AM
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Damn... that is one fast telephone ring
I can barely count to 12 in 1 second.

:evilgrin:
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Bertha Venation Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 11:12 AM
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46. and she keeps playing the same fucking CD over and over and over
:grr: :MOW: :MOW: :MOW: :MOW:
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Misunderestimator Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 11:14 AM
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47. Which opera is it? Or is it an artist's CD of arias?
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Bertha Venation Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 11:30 AM
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50. I don't know. Is "Volare" an aria?
Edited on Tue May-25-04 11:39 AM by Bertha Venation
Is it even from an opera? Because that's what just finished playing (for the fourth time).

It's a compilation of I don't know what but I hate it.

EDITED BECAUSE I AM A FUCKING DUMBASS
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Misunderestimator Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 11:34 AM
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53. No, that's not from an opera.
And if that's the sh*t she's playing, I can see why you're annoyed. I'd be climbing the walls.
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Bertha Venation Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 12:23 PM
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62. OMG and holy shit: "Celeste Aida"
Well, one out of forty million ain't bad I guess.
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Misunderestimator Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 01:27 PM
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71. Yuck... sounds like she's playing some tenor...
I don't like tenors much. Celeste Aida at least is from an opera.
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Dover Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 11:23 AM
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48. Now don't spoil the fantasy.........Grrrrrrrrrr....RUFF!
....Save a little for the campaign though.
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Whitacre D_WI Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 10:53 AM
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34. Hi, Bertha!
You are nice! :hi:
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Blue-Jay Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 10:56 AM
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37. butt-kisser
:P
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MikeG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 10:56 AM
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36. You look very nice today.
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Bertha Venation Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 12:22 PM
Response to Reply #36
59. thank you
i've given up flaming for the day
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terrya Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 10:59 AM
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39. Hi, Bertha.
I'm sorry, sweetie. I hope it gets better for you, soon.

:loveya:

Terry
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Bertha Venation Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 12:22 PM
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60. thank you
i've given up flaming for the day

:hug: Terry
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Rainbowreflect Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 11:05 AM
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41. You are my favorite DUer.
You are so smart and witty.
:pals: I hope you day gets better. :hug:
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Bertha Venation Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 12:22 PM
Response to Reply #41
61. oh, my
i've given up flaming for the day

thank you
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ProfessorGAC Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 11:06 AM
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43. Hmmmmm!
Don't let slinkerwink read your post title.
The Professor
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MikeG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 11:26 AM
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49. SLOWEST F'ING FLAME I'VE EVER SEEN.
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DancingBear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 12:39 PM
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64. Is it because Weber was late covering home

and they blew the rundown, losing 6-5 in 10?

Does that factor in at all???


:)
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Bertha Venation Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 12:58 PM
Response to Reply #64
66. No, but part of it is the good mad I worked up when they threw Lackey
out of the game but never even warned Miller. Warn the benches? Sure. Warn the instigator? Why, no! Why the fuck should we? We're home-town blues! :grr:

Mental errors I can forgive. Piss poor officiating and lousy judgement calls take a little longer.

:hi: Bear. :)
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tigereye Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 01:19 PM
Response to Reply #66
70. feel better?
Edited on Tue May-25-04 01:20 PM by tigereye
That was me about two days ago. Don't know what it was... I was ready to eat the B---strds for lunch! :hi:

Don't mean anyone in here.. just B..strds out here!
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Bertha Venation Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 06:36 PM
Response to Reply #70
72. a little, after coming home from work early, taking strong pain drugs, and
going to sleep. Thanks.
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Zolok Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 01:03 PM
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68. I kiss your hand in the courtiest way possible...
and invite you to my humble abode for some champagne....

Think of me as on-line version of "The Continental"...except of course you can't hit me.
:)
"Haff zum sham-pon-yuh"...

www.chimesatmidnight.blogspot.com
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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 06:43 PM
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73. Here's a coupon, Bertha...
It's good for one free hug.

When you're ready to redeem it, let me know.
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northofdenali Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 07:12 PM
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76. Ummmmmmmmmmmmmm.......would you like a cookie?
Chocolate chocolate chip?

OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW..........my ARM!!!
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