My wife just said she likes S & M. What should I do?

[matcom]

[smada]

1. smack her

just kidding.

[GOPisEvil]

2. Leather...lots of leather.

Oh, and spikes!

[Fenris]

3. Hog-tie her?

[commander bunnypants]

4. clockwork orange

DDQM

[Teddy_Salad]

5. Tie her up!

[Supormom]

6. She needs a spanking!

[qwertyMike]

7. Renew your vows n/t

[Trajan]

8. You have no choice ....

You MUST spank her ....

[noonwitch]

9. Read the Anne Rice "Sleeping Beauty" trilogy

Then let it inspire your next move.

[underpants]

10. Is that some sort of personal injury law firm?

[Archae]

11. Give her some sauerkraut and mayonnaise.

[Texican]

12. Post Pictures

Pick a day when she has been a bad, bad girl.

[Beware the Beast Man]

13. Do the following-

1. Log off DU.
2. Shut down computer.
3. Drive to your nearest marital aids retailer and purchase a riding crop.
4. Take the day off & enjoy.

[StaggerLee]

15. Take her to DISNEYLAND!

[Lou_C]

14. I also like Spaniards and Mexicans

[meegbear]

16. Are you sure it's not M&Ms?

There is a difference.

[SarahB]

17. Bend Over, Baby!

And prepare for the whipping.

[matcom]

18. ooooooo Daddy likey.

daddy likey VERY MUCH

:loveya;

[terrya]

19. It's "put on the dog collar and get down on all fours" for you, mister.

[proud patriot]

20. Buy Miss Abernathy's guide

and have fun

[JVS]

21. Stop posting sex threads

[Insider]

22. check her bar code

confirm this is TRUE wifey, orginial wifey, not a spunky little substitute.

[LynneSin]

23. Get a plane ticket for NSMA to fly to Boston and join in

[La Lioness Priyanka]

24. quit bragging

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

25. If she uses OUR safe word with you, I am gonna be PISSED!

[matcom]

26. SNARF!

last time she screamed ARMAGEDDON!

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

28. No that's not it

are you sure she didn't say,"armageddon bored?"

[Dogmudgeon]

27. "S and M? No, no, Baby, I said EMINEM!"

--bkl

[jpgray]

29. Submit? (nt)

[WillParkinson]

30. I just had to get in here...

Before this thread gets locked.

[FarLeftRage]

34. Me too..

I wonder what's it like to be in a locked thread???

[buddhamama]

31. the first i'd do is get off the computer

she's telling you what she needs, give it to her.

[pdx_prog]

32. ask her what is on her mind....

She might like to be tied up (see www.japanrope.com ), spanked, or humiliated. Explore it with her....it can be very fun if done right. Do it together though...don't assume she just wants to be abused....ask her what she wants then explore it together!

[TreasonousBastard]

33. If that's not a new Ben & Jerry's flavor...

or Boutique at the mall, go for it.

A little bondage on a Tuesday night is a beautiful thing.

[TrogL]

35. Those leather hats are really cute

Mail it to me when you're finished with it.

[ForrestGump]

36. Sounds like a job for NS&MA!

S&M's her middle name

[geniph]

37. Beats me!

(someone had to say it)

[rbnyc]

38. Send her to me.

Seriously tho, have fun.

[soleft]

44. I KNEW you'd be on this thread!

[rbnyc]

49. Guilty!

Good to see you.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

39. Why is this thread getting me hot?

[geniph]

42. Perimenopause?

I don't know, that's what usually makes ME hot these days...

[JHB]

40. Spank her

[Endangered Specie]

41. Bend over, Bitch!... (you not her)

[RetroLounge]

43. Take her to the Zoo, obviously...

Oh, I thought you meant Snakes & Monkeys...

RL

[Forkboy]

45. Send me her phone number

I'll handle this

[jmowreader]

46. First find out what she has in mind

Have you ever heard the word "dominatrix"?

Just because your wife said she's into S&M does NOT necessarily mean she wants it to happen to her!

[MrScorpio]

47. Build a soundproof Rumpus Room

Open up a line of credit a the local adult party favor store


Enjoy!!

[trof]

48. you SURE she didn't say PBJ?

jUST ASKING.

[matcom]

50. well, that is CERTAINLY possible