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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 08:50 AM
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My wife just said she likes S & M. What should I do?
:shrug:
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smada Donating Member (311 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 08:50 AM
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1. smack her
just kidding.
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 08:50 AM
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2. Leather...lots of leather.
Oh, and spikes!
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Fenris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 08:51 AM
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3. Hog-tie her?
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commander bunnypants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 08:51 AM
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4. clockwork orange


DDQM
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Teddy_Salad Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 08:52 AM
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5. Tie her up!
:evilgrin:
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Supormom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 08:52 AM
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6. She needs a spanking!
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qwertyMike Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 08:53 AM
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7. Renew your vows n/t
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Trajan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 08:53 AM
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8. You have no choice ....
You MUST spank her ....
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noonwitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 08:55 AM
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9. Read the Anne Rice "Sleeping Beauty" trilogy
Then let it inspire your next move.
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 08:55 AM
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10. Is that some sort of personal injury law firm?
:shrug:
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Archae Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 08:56 AM
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11. Give her some sauerkraut and mayonnaise.
:evilgrin:
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Texican Donating Member (164 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 08:56 AM
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12. Post Pictures
Pick a day when she has been a bad, bad girl.
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Beware the Beast Man Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 08:57 AM
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13. Do the following-
1. Log off DU.
2. Shut down computer.
3. Drive to your nearest marital aids retailer and purchase a riding crop.
4. Take the day off & enjoy.
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StaggerLee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 08:58 AM
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15. Take her to DISNEYLAND!
:D
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Lou_C Donating Member (944 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 08:58 AM
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14. I also like Spaniards and Mexicans
Edited on Tue May-25-04 08:58 AM by Lou_C
:shrug:
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meegbear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 09:00 AM
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16. Are you sure it's not M&Ms?
There is a difference.
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SarahB Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 10:04 AM
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17. Bend Over, Baby!
Edited on Tue May-25-04 10:04 AM by SarahBelle
And prepare for the whipping.

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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 10:04 AM
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18. ooooooo Daddy likey.
daddy likey VERY MUCH

:loveya;
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terrya Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 10:05 AM
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19. It's "put on the dog collar and get down on all fours" for you, mister.
Edited on Tue May-25-04 10:06 AM by terrya
:-)
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proud patriot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 10:32 AM
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20. Buy Miss Abernathy's guide
and have fun :hi:
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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 10:34 AM
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21. Stop posting sex threads
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Insider Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 10:35 AM
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22. check her bar code
confirm this is TRUE wifey, orginial wifey, not a spunky little substitute.

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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 10:47 AM
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23. Get a plane ticket for NSMA to fly to Boston and join in
:shrug:
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La Lioness Priyanka Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 10:49 AM
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24. quit bragging
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nothingshocksmeanymore Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 11:11 AM
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25. If she uses OUR safe word with you, I am gonna be PISSED!
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 11:13 AM
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26. SNARF!
last time she screamed ARMAGEDDON!

:bounce:
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nothingshocksmeanymore Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 11:15 AM
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28. No that's not it
are you sure she didn't say,"armageddon bored?"
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Dogmudgeon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 11:14 AM
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27. "S and M? No, no, Baby, I said EMINEM!"
--bkl
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jpgray Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 11:18 AM
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29. Submit? (nt)
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WillParkinson Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 11:19 AM
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30. I just had to get in here...
Before this thread gets locked.
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FarLeftRage Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 12:35 PM
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34. Me too..
I wonder what's it like to be in a locked thread???
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buddhamama Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 11:19 AM
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31. the first i'd do is get off the computer
she's telling you what she needs, give it to her.
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pdx_prog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 11:40 AM
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32. ask her what is on her mind....
She might like to be tied up (see www.japanrope.com ), spanked, or humiliated. Explore it with her....it can be very fun if done right. Do it together though...don't assume she just wants to be abused....ask her what she wants then explore it together!
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TreasonousBastard Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 12:23 PM
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33. If that's not a new Ben & Jerry's flavor...
or Boutique at the mall, go for it.

A little bondage on a Tuesday night is a beautiful thing.

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TrogL Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 12:36 PM
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35. Those leather hats are really cute
Mail it to me when you're finished with it.
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 12:39 PM
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36. Sounds like a job for NS&MA!
Edited on Tue May-25-04 12:39 PM by ForrestGump
S&M's her middle name
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geniph Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 01:43 PM
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37. Beats me!
(someone had to say it)
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rbnyc Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 02:06 PM
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38. Send her to me.
Seriously tho, have fun.
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soleft Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 03:25 PM
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44. I KNEW you'd be on this thread!
:evilgrin:

:hi:
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rbnyc Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 04:57 PM
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49. Guilty!
Good to see you.

:hi:
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nothingshocksmeanymore Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 02:08 PM
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39. Why is this thread getting me hot?
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geniph Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 02:14 PM
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42. Perimenopause?
I don't know, that's what usually makes ME hot these days...
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JHB Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 02:11 PM
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40. Spank her
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Endangered Specie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 02:12 PM
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41. Bend over, Bitch!... (you not her)
:)
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RetroLounge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 03:01 PM
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43. Take her to the Zoo, obviously...
Oh, I thought you meant Snakes & Monkeys...

RL
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Forkboy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 03:51 PM
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45. Send me her phone number
I'll handle this :evilgrin:
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jmowreader Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 04:17 PM
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46. First find out what she has in mind
Have you ever heard the word "dominatrix"?

Just because your wife said she's into S&M does NOT necessarily mean she wants it to happen to her!
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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 04:50 PM
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47. Build a soundproof Rumpus Room
Open up a line of credit a the local adult party favor store


Enjoy!!
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trof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 04:55 PM
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48. you SURE she didn't say PBJ?
jUST ASKING.
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 04:58 PM
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50. well, that is CERTAINLY possible
:evilgrin:

:shrug:
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