ok... you got Dookus tied to a fencepost. What do you do?

[Dookus]

Poll question: ok... you got Dookus tied to a fencepost. What do you do?

Poll result (22 votes)
Untie him and walk away	(6 votes, 27%)	Vote
Kick him in the kidneys	(0 votes, 0%)	Vote
Punch him in the neck	(1 votes, 5%)	Vote
Sexually abuse him	(3 votes, 14%)	Vote
Point, laugh and walk away	(1 votes, 5%)	Vote
Untie him and help him track down his oppressors	(1 votes, 5%)	Vote
Kick him in the nuts	(3 votes, 14%)	Vote
Make him promise never to start another poll	(3 votes, 14%)	Vote
Steal his wallet	(1 votes, 5%)	Vote
Other...	(3 votes, 14%)	Vote

[flamingyouth]

1. The first one

Of course, I would ask if you were okay before I just left you there.

[7th_Sephiroth]

32. (jerkey boys refrence)

take out a tennis ball gun, load it up with boiled potatoes, and shoot potatoes up his ass til he turns blue

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

2. Why would I have Dookus tied to a fence post?

[Dookus]

3. cuz

you couldn't find an eye-hook on the roof of your car! DUH!

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

5. Why wouldn't I just glue you to it?

btw...nice butch pic of you in the gallery

[Dookus]

8. Butch pic?

Hell, that's my FEM pic!

GRRR!

*fucks a Jaguar*

[punpirate]

4. Well, if he's been _really_ bad...

... just tickle him until he wets his pants, and release him....

[Dookus]

6. (blush)

who told you?

[punpirate]

17. Hmmm....

About being really bad, or being ticklish, or peeing your pants?




Believe me, I'm connected into the intelligence-gathering community, and we know all about you and your exploitable weaknesses.

[Dookus]

18. I pee when tickled...

I give up. You win. sigh...

[democracyindanger]

7. Take his picture

and fire up Photoshop.

[Dookus]

9. oooh!

why I oughtta... If I was a real man I'd... ooh... grrr!

[Eye and Monkey]

10. Been tied up long, fella?

[Dookus]

11. not long enough...

whatcha offering?

[Eye and Monkey]

12. what's your pleasure?

[Dookus]

13. it all depends...

my pleasure is your pleasure. Unless it's not my pleasure. I'm sorta submissive except when I'm not.

I'm a psycho-sexual enigma.

[Eye and Monkey]

14. Well, how about I untie you, we give each other enigmas, and -

go get a beer or something?

[Dookus]

15. Whoohoo!

Now that's an offer.

[Eye and Monkey]

16. Cheers

[ScrewyRabbit]

19. I'm in Redwood Estates on 17

I send you a carrier pigeon with the location of a bar in Los Gatos.

[Dookus]

23. eep!

I ate the pigeon before I read the note!

[Squeegee]

29. It'll take more than a carrier pigeon... n/t

[Rowdyboy]

20. Make him rub my Magic Lamp

After the Genii pops out, we'll see what happens!

[Dookus]

21. hey!

that's no genii!

[ForrestGump]

22. Turn the power on

[Dookus]

24. oooh...

you!

[ForrestGump]

25. Sorry...heard you were into that sort of thing

BZZZTTTTT

[Dookus]

26. I am...

but that doesn't mean you should publicize it!

[Squeegee]

27. Sexually abuse?

I tried, but he doesn't seem to appreciate it.

[Dookus]

30. now that's just crazy-talk...

all the very best sexual abuse I've endured has come from my Squeegee.

[moof]

28. Is this a trick question ?

with only the supplied info this would be the procedure

if Dookus does not appear to be in danger or discomfort, wait till he falls asleep then sneak up from behind and set Dookus free.
Now a few pokes with a blunt stick ala Monty python's closing scene with the hermit then follow Dookus home to make sure he makes it OK.

How much clothing does Dookus have on ? Just in case some items need to picked up along with the tools necessary to free Dookus till he falls asleep.

[Whitacre D_WI]

31. It's always gotta be the nuts.

[Blue-Jay]

33. Shoot the hostage?

[arwalden]

34. LOL

Excellent reply.

-- Allen