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Dookus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 01:33 AM
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Poll question: ok... you got Dookus tied to a fencepost. What do you do?

Sorry, polls are turned off at Level 3.

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flamingyouth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 01:33 AM
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1. The first one
Of course, I would ask if you were okay before I just left you there.
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7th_Sephiroth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 06:32 AM
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32. (jerkey boys refrence)
take out a tennis ball gun, load it up with boiled potatoes, and shoot potatoes up his ass til he turns blue
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nothingshocksmeanymore Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 01:34 AM
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2. Why would I have Dookus tied to a fence post?
:shrug:
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Dookus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 01:35 AM
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3. cuz
you couldn't find an eye-hook on the roof of your car! DUH!
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nothingshocksmeanymore Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 01:40 AM
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5. Why wouldn't I just glue you to it?
:shrug:

btw...nice butch pic of you in the gallery :D
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Dookus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 01:42 AM
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8. Butch pic?
Hell, that's my FEM pic!

GRRR!

*fucks a Jaguar*
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punpirate Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 01:39 AM
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4. Well, if he's been _really_ bad...
... just tickle him until he wets his pants, and release him....
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Dookus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 01:41 AM
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6. (blush)
who told you?
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punpirate Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 01:57 AM
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17. Hmmm....
About being really bad, or being ticklish, or peeing your pants?

:evilgrin:


Believe me, I'm connected into the intelligence-gathering community, and we know all about you and your exploitable weaknesses.

;)
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Dookus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 02:01 AM
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18. I pee when tickled...
I give up. You win. sigh...
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democracyindanger Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 01:41 AM
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7. Take his picture
and fire up Photoshop.
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Dookus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 01:42 AM
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9. oooh!
why I oughtta... If I was a real man I'd... ooh... grrr!
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Eye and Monkey Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 01:42 AM
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10. Been tied up long, fella?
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Dookus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 01:43 AM
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11. not long enough...
whatcha offering?
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Eye and Monkey Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 01:44 AM
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12. what's your pleasure?
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Dookus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 01:48 AM
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13. it all depends...
my pleasure is your pleasure. Unless it's not my pleasure. I'm sorta submissive except when I'm not.

I'm a psycho-sexual enigma.
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Eye and Monkey Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 01:51 AM
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14. Well, how about I untie you, we give each other enigmas, and -
go get a beer or something?
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Dookus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 01:53 AM
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15. Whoohoo!
:toast:

Now that's an offer.
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Eye and Monkey Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 01:54 AM
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16. Cheers
:toast:
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ScrewyRabbit Donating Member (522 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 02:14 AM
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19. I'm in Redwood Estates on 17
I send you a carrier pigeon with the location of a bar in Los Gatos.
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Dookus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 02:24 AM
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23. eep!
I ate the pigeon before I read the note!

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Squeegee Donating Member (577 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 03:32 AM
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29. It'll take more than a carrier pigeon... n/t
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Rowdyboy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 02:17 AM
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20. Make him rub my Magic Lamp
After the Genii pops out, we'll see what happens! :evilgrin:
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Dookus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 02:23 AM
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21. hey!
that's no genii!
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 02:24 AM
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22. Turn the power on
:D
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Dookus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 02:25 AM
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24. oooh...
you!
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 02:29 AM
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25. Sorry...heard you were into that sort of thing
BZZZTTTTT
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Dookus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 02:40 AM
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26. I am...
but that doesn't mean you should publicize it!

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Squeegee Donating Member (577 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 02:58 AM
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27. Sexually abuse?
I tried, but he doesn't seem to appreciate it.
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Dookus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 04:56 AM
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30. now that's just crazy-talk...
all the very best sexual abuse I've endured has come from my Squeegee.
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moof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 03:10 AM
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28. Is this a trick question ?
with only the supplied info this would be the procedure

if Dookus does not appear to be in danger or discomfort, wait till he falls asleep then sneak up from behind and set Dookus free.
Now a few pokes with a blunt stick ala Monty python's closing scene with the hermit then follow Dookus home to make sure he makes it OK.

How much clothing does Dookus have on ? Just in case some items need to picked up along with the tools necessary to free Dookus till he falls asleep.
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Whitacre D_WI Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 05:48 AM
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31. It's always gotta be the nuts.
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Blue-Jay Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 06:43 AM
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33. Shoot the hostage?
:shrug:
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arwalden Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 08:41 AM
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34. LOL
Excellent reply.

-- Allen
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