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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-24-04 11:17 PM
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Who else has a proud member in the ten-inch club?


Ten-inch records tend to be quite collectible, you know.
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Fenris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-24-04 11:19 PM
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1. It's all about the Twelve
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-24-04 11:29 PM
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6. Though one must be careful of
accusing someone of having one's foot in one's mouth...
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Donkeyboy75 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-24-04 11:20 PM
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2. I have a ten inch alabaster yak.
I love porcelain figurines
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-24-04 11:31 PM
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8. You boaster
I wish I did.

I've got to settle for this:

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Donkeyboy75 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-24-04 11:33 PM
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12. Wow! A ten inch cock!
Seriously, you have me laughing so hard I have tears in my eyes.

:thumbsup:
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-24-04 11:37 PM
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16. Shhhhhhhhh. Now everyone will want one!
:D

Dreading the question "Forrest, young man, I hope you brought enough of that for all the class."
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Donkeyboy75 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-24-04 11:42 PM
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19. I guess you didn't bring enough.
Can I please pet it at least?

:shrug:
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 12:28 AM
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24. Hey! Hands off! It's gotta be up at six in the morning to
wake the neighborhood up!
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Dookus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-24-04 11:23 PM
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3. I got ten inches...
if I fuck ya twice!
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-24-04 11:32 PM
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9. Nope, that'd be
ten dollars... :P
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Dookus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 12:09 AM
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21. feh...
I'm not that good a tipper. You'll get 6 bucks and that's what we agreed on!
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 12:27 AM
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23. Six bucks? That's all you're good for? Talk about a
short attention span. Talk about haste. :P

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Dookus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 12:29 AM
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27. talk to my lawyer...
my six bucks was predicated on your being an actual man. You let me down. :P
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 12:31 AM
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29. Oh, sure...talk to your little barrister?
I bet you say that to all the boys.
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Dookus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 12:40 AM
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31. double-feh!
Just cuz you're pretending to fuck that bull doesn't mean you're a man!

I've seen your nay-nays and there ain't no nothin' there - otherwise you'd be riding side-saddle.
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m-jean03 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-24-04 11:27 PM
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4. I have a ten-incher in my
phonograph right now, so funny you ask!! :P
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Donkeyboy75 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-24-04 11:29 PM
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5. Seriously,
MJ, it's late. I know you like the grooved surface, but please take my ten-incher out of your phonograph so I can get some sleep.
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m-jean03 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-24-04 11:31 PM
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7. Aw, c'mon, can't we just leave it there for a while?
It's so relaxing... This old Frank Sinatra stuff just puts me in a good mood! :D
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Donkeyboy75 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-24-04 11:32 PM
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10. That's how this problem started in the first place.
Just because it FEELS right doesn't mean it IS right.
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m-jean03 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-24-04 11:34 PM
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13. Hey, you were the one who turned me on
to the record to begin with, pal. You should have realized I would find it so enjoyable!
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Endangered Specie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-24-04 11:36 PM
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14. One of these days
were gonna have to start one of 'those' threads again.
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Donkeyboy75 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-24-04 11:40 PM
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18. I should have known the sweet music that would result when I inserted
my ten incher. And I should have known that you would always be wanting for more. You're right, I have only myself to blame.
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-24-04 11:33 PM
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11. Play it proud!
Get in the groove(s)!
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Endangered Specie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-24-04 11:36 PM
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15. Wanna see my foot long
hotdog special?
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-24-04 11:39 PM
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17. Does it play music?
Can it dance?
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Endangered Specie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-24-04 11:57 PM
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20. It sure stands at attention
;)
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SarahB Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 12:19 AM
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22. I'm shocked!
:wow:
At the size of your...um...album.
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 12:29 AM
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26. It's actually an EP -- Extended Play
Runs at 33 rpm, too. :o
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Snoggera Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 12:29 AM
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25. Have you no shame??????
I hope not!!!!!!!
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 12:30 AM
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28. Your worst hopes are realized!
Good thing it's not a s*x thread, eh, or it'd be locked by now. ;-)
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Raster Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 12:38 AM
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30. She just loved my big ten inch...
...Record of her favorite blues
by Aerosmith

Got me the strangest woman
Believe it, this chick's no cinch
When i wanna get her goin'
Then i whip out my big ten inch

Record of the band that plays the blues
Well the band that plays the blues
She just loved my big ten inch
Record of her favorite blues

Last night i tried to tease her
I gave my love a little pinch
But she said now stop that jivin
And whip out your big ten-inch

Record of the band that plays the blues
Well the band that plays the blues
She just loved my big ten inch
Record of her favorite blues

I'll cover her with kisses
And when we're in a lover's clinch
She gets all excited
When she puts on my big ten-inch

Record of the band that plays the blues
Well the band that plays the blues
She just loved my big ten inch
Record of her favorite blues

My gal don't go smokin'
And liquor just makes her flinch
Seems she don't go for nothin'
cept for my big ten-inch

Record of the band that plays the blues
Band that plays the blues
She just loved my big ten inch
Record of her favorite blues


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Hemprus Donating Member (201 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 01:02 AM
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32. I just gave my wife ten inch..
Roses!

I had them cut to size! :evilgrin:
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