Who else has a proud member in the ten-inch club?

[ForrestGump]

Ten-inch records tend to be quite collectible, you know.

[Fenris]

1. It's all about the Twelve

[ForrestGump]

6. Though one must be careful of

accusing someone of having one's foot in one's mouth...

[Donkeyboy75]

2. I have a ten inch alabaster yak.

I love porcelain figurines

[ForrestGump]

8. You boaster

I wish I did.

I've got to settle for this:

[Donkeyboy75]

12. Wow! A ten inch cock!

Seriously, you have me laughing so hard I have tears in my eyes.

[ForrestGump]

16. Shhhhhhhhh. Now everyone will want one!

Dreading the question "Forrest, young man, I hope you brought enough of that for all the class."

[Donkeyboy75]

19. I guess you didn't bring enough.

Can I please pet it at least?

[ForrestGump]

24. Hey! Hands off! It's gotta be up at six in the morning to

wake the neighborhood up!

[Dookus]

3. I got ten inches...

if I fuck ya twice!

[ForrestGump]

9. Nope, that'd be

ten dollars...

[Dookus]

21. feh...

I'm not that good a tipper. You'll get 6 bucks and that's what we agreed on!

[ForrestGump]

23. Six bucks? That's all you're good for? Talk about a

short attention span. Talk about haste.

[Dookus]

27. talk to my lawyer...

my six bucks was predicated on your being an actual man. You let me down.

[ForrestGump]

29. Oh, sure...talk to your little barrister?

I bet you say that to all the boys.

[Dookus]

31. double-feh!

Just cuz you're pretending to fuck that bull doesn't mean you're a man!

I've seen your nay-nays and there ain't no nothin' there - otherwise you'd be riding side-saddle.

[m-jean03]

4. I have a ten-incher in my

phonograph right now, so funny you ask!!

[Donkeyboy75]

5. Seriously,

MJ, it's late. I know you like the grooved surface, but please take my ten-incher out of your phonograph so I can get some sleep.

[m-jean03]

7. Aw, c'mon, can't we just leave it there for a while?

It's so relaxing... This old Frank Sinatra stuff just puts me in a good mood!

[Donkeyboy75]

10. That's how this problem started in the first place.

Just because it FEELS right doesn't mean it IS right.

[m-jean03]

13. Hey, you were the one who turned me on

to the record to begin with, pal. You should have realized I would find it so enjoyable!

[Endangered Specie]

14. One of these days

were gonna have to start one of 'those' threads again.

[Donkeyboy75]

18. I should have known the sweet music that would result when I inserted

my ten incher. And I should have known that you would always be wanting for more. You're right, I have only myself to blame.

[ForrestGump]

11. Play it proud!

Get in the groove(s)!

[Endangered Specie]

15. Wanna see my foot long

hotdog special?

[ForrestGump]

17. Does it play music?

Can it dance?

[Endangered Specie]

20. It sure stands at attention

[SarahB]

22. I'm shocked!

At the size of your...um...album.

[ForrestGump]

26. It's actually an EP -- Extended Play

Runs at 33 rpm, too.

[Snoggera]

25. Have you no shame??????

I hope not!!!!!!!

[ForrestGump]

28. Your worst hopes are realized!

Good thing it's not a s*x thread, eh, or it'd be locked by now.

[Raster]

30. She just loved my big ten inch...

...Record of her favorite blues
by Aerosmith

Got me the strangest woman
Believe it, this chick's no cinch
When i wanna get her goin'
Then i whip out my big ten inch

Record of the band that plays the blues
Well the band that plays the blues
She just loved my big ten inch
Record of her favorite blues

Last night i tried to tease her
I gave my love a little pinch
But she said now stop that jivin
And whip out your big ten-inch

Record of the band that plays the blues
Well the band that plays the blues
She just loved my big ten inch
Record of her favorite blues

I'll cover her with kisses
And when we're in a lover's clinch
She gets all excited
When she puts on my big ten-inch

Record of the band that plays the blues
Well the band that plays the blues
She just loved my big ten inch
Record of her favorite blues

My gal don't go smokin'
And liquor just makes her flinch
Seems she don't go for nothin'
cept for my big ten-inch

Record of the band that plays the blues
Band that plays the blues
She just loved my big ten inch
Record of her favorite blues

[Hemprus]

32. I just gave my wife ten inch..

Roses!

I had them cut to size!