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Speck Tater Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-17-04 11:11 PM
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Poll question: What about that glass?
OK, which is it?
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Eye and Monkey Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-17-04 11:15 PM
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1. The glass is always full of something.
Air, if nothing else.
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Squeegee Donating Member (577 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-17-04 11:19 PM
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2. The volume of liquid
... is only half what it should be, so stop drinking my beer!
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Kenneth ken Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-17-04 11:35 PM
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3. other
it's 3/4 empty, but if you drank the stuff in it, it would eat large, gaping holes throughout the length of your digestive tract, leaving you incapable of digesting any other foods or liquids, and leading to a slow agonizing death by starvation.

:hi:

just call me optimistic :9
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AZCat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-17-04 11:37 PM
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4. You're not drinking fast enough...
We've already ordered the next round and you're just sitting there thinking about half full/empty?

Drink man, drink!
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SheWhoMustBeObeyed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-17-04 11:39 PM
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5. I dropped my glass
:scared:
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Pobeka Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-17-04 11:39 PM
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6. It doesn't matter, every time I look there's less in it! n/t
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