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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-17-04 08:37 PM
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I've been married for precisely 32 years, 5 days, 22 hours, 49 minutes...
To myself, of course - what exactly were you thinking?! :evilgrin:
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liberalhistorian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-17-04 08:41 PM
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1. You sicko, you
can't marry YOURSELF! Of course, I've never been married, but I've known plenty of married people who wish they WERE only married to themselves! :evilgrin:

Sheesh, give you gays legal marriage and you all just fall apart and descend into chaos, mayhem, and anarchy! That's gratitude for ya!
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-17-04 09:23 PM
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3. If you want to see me fall apart, descend into chaos, et al...
Edited on Mon May-17-04 09:23 PM by HypnoToad
Start a nuke war. If that doesn't do it, nothing will. :D

Please don't though. We don't need more violence on this planet and, besides, the grasshoppers who die of radiation poisoning don't deserve to...

Edit: Spelling
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freetobegay Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-17-04 08:46 PM
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2. Hows rosie palm your wife doing?
:evilgrin:
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Canuckistanian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-17-04 09:26 PM
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4. Self-marriage destroys the family!!!
Sicko pervert. Go back to...um... self-marriage-land!
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