Making out with Pickles. Where would you start?

[Donkeyboy75]

Poll question: Making out with Pickles. Where would you start?

My skin is crawling as I write this...

[7th_Sephiroth]

1. easy

cyanide pill

[TheWraith]

2. Oh good God

WHY?

[Donkeyboy75]

6. It's copycat time!

[FarmerOak]

3. I voted tongue down the throat.

No reason I should be the only one vomiting.

[Donkeyboy75]

5. Nice one, Farmer.

[rooboy]

8. And it would cover up the awful odor of her Old Spice... n/t

[DieboldMustDie]

4. Have my head examined.

[2cents]

7. Dude...

...think about where that mouth has been.

[IronLionZion]

9. disgusting

:puke:

[Blue-Jay]

10. Locking. No Retch Threads.

:puke:

[m-jean03]

11. The -- Funniest -- Copycat -- Ever

:thumbsup: DBoy.

I'd have to go with the tongue down the throat.Cause then I might actually make her fall in love with me, and then I could convert her to liberalism, then she'd want to get married, and voila -- a brand-new spokesperson for gay rights would be born! :D

[Donkeyboy75]

12. Aw, thanks.

But I can't take credit for it. I have to thank the four Miller High Lifes that made it all possible.

And if you make out with Pickles, send me pictures! :evilgrin:

[notadmblnd]

13. You'ld have to start with a paperbag.

either for barfing or putting over her head.

[SheWhoMustBeObeyed]

21. exactly my first thought n/t

[latebloomer]

14. Lobotomy

[TrogL]

15. Anything other than "wham, bam, thank you ma'am"...

is just going to confuse and frighten her.

Best go with what she knows.

[Syncronaut Seven]

16. Cheaper than ipecac

.

[mitchum]

17. A blindfold...

for me

[BigMcLargehuge]

18. bottle of Old Grandad (maybe 2)

Yech! Blah!

[BringEmOn]

19. I'm sure it's good once you get past the used part

[ForrestGump]

20. The used part? What's that? The first inch?

:o

[LostInAnomie]

22. Whatever you saw the bulge in the aircraft carrier photos...

W's packin.

Now, I will go clean the vomit off myself for writing that.

[BringEmOn]

25. According to Lynndie, he's packin' socks

[BringEmOn]

23. Don't flatter "Junior"

[LostInAnomie]

24. Yeah, he probably had something stuffed down there...

a sock, some kleenex, the Constitution.

[ForrestGump]

26. ...Dick Cheney. That must be the Undisclosed Location.

[Donkeyboy75]

27. Wow! Good point. Maybe that's why *

always has such trouble completing sentences. He can't concentrate!

[LibertyorDeath]

28. I would start by eating my way thru the curtains she wears as clothes

in a very sensual way of course :)

[MnFats]

29. about a truckload of Viagra, followed by 60 hits/Orange Sunshine

perhaps you could hallucinate her into some attractive alien creature.
Oh, better throw in a couple quarts of tequila -- a good kind, not cheap, as you're going to hate yourself enough in the morning. Don't need a hangover to boot.

[VOX]

30. The ultimate liberal goodwill mission.

:kick:

[LTR]

31. Have her clean my house (nm)

[Moderator]

32. Locking.....

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