If Ann Coulter was President

[Zuni]

I think she would be like Mme. Mao, who persecuted and purged unknown masses for thought crimes.
She was one of the Gang of Four, who led some of the most extreme actions in the Cultural Revolution.
After Mao died, the Chinese had her arrested and tried for crimes against humanity. She was found guilty of some of the worst excesses of the cultural revolution.

[Don_G]

1. Both Mexico And Canada

Would close their borders and ask the UN for assistance on "humanitarian" grounds.

[Zuni]

3. I would petition other countries

for a pre-emptive action

[k in IA]

2. This is not a thought to try to fall asleep to. Talk about nightmares.

[AlFrankenFan]

4. I'd go insane right then and there

Then I'd move to Ireland. :P

[EstimatedProphet]

5. If it were president

There would be a Department of Ovens and Showers.