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Mobius Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-15-04 10:11 PM
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What movie do you think SUCKS that was very commercially sucessful?
Edited on Sat May-15-04 10:12 PM by Mobius
One of mine has to be "The Fast and the Furious", as much as I love Vinny, it was not much of an artisitc triumph.
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theoceansnerves Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-15-04 10:13 PM
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1. titanic
man, it's bad.
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belladonna Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-15-04 10:16 PM
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3. I was just going to say Titanic
Worst. Movie. Ever.
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Mobius Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-15-04 10:17 PM
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5. I liked it, but I can see where you are coming from
Although I found it entertaining, It did have some hokey parts.
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kodi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-15-04 11:34 PM
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40. you bet, it made me long for shelley winters & the poseidon adventure
and they panned cimino's heaven's gate and elevated titanic to legend status?
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richmwill Donating Member (972 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-15-04 11:58 PM
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45. Here here
Another vote for "Titanic". Is it wrong that 2 hours into the film I was saying "Just go and DROWN already"?
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JohnLocke Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-16-04 12:05 AM
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48. Ya beat me, buddy.
:D
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Burma Jones Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-16-04 03:31 PM
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80. ABSOLUTELY
What Dreck. But then, dreck sells baby.......
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MrSandman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-15-04 10:16 PM
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2. Pearl Harbor...
Edited on Sat May-15-04 10:17 PM by MrSandman
If you want the romance..."From Here to Eternity"
on edit...or "In Harm's Way"
If you want the history..."Tora, Tora, Tora"
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SnohoDem Donating Member (915 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-15-04 11:52 PM
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43. Pearl Harbor was so bad
the only thing I enjoyed was the scotty playing Fala.

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MrSandman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-16-04 07:23 AM
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65. At least you found some enjoyment...
Edited on Sun May-16-04 07:25 AM by MrSandman
You would think the Battle of Britain would have been lost without U.S. aviators.
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devilgrrl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-15-04 10:17 PM
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4. Fuckin' 'Dead Poet's Society'
What a bunch of pretentious dreck that was :puke:
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Mobius Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-15-04 10:18 PM
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10. Oh it was so touching how those boys came together like that...
:P Made me cry , sort of.
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aquart Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-15-04 10:17 PM
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6. Moonlighting.
Edited on Sat May-15-04 10:18 PM by aquart
Where we all pretended Cher could fall in love with Nick Cage, as opposed to getting a restraining order to keep that psychotic lunatic away.

I mean the characters they play, naturally.
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Mobius Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-15-04 10:19 PM
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11. "moonstruck", I believe.
I never saw it. Looked lame.
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salinen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-15-04 10:32 PM
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20. You mean "Moonstruck"
I liked it.
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Th1onein Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-15-04 10:18 PM
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7. The first Lord of the Rings
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Malikshah Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-16-04 05:01 PM
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87. Blasphemer!
Auuuuuggghhh.

Verily, the pervy hobbit fanciers shall smite thee.

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dawg Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-16-04 05:16 PM
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88. I smite thee!
Although, if you weren't into the books, I can see how the movie could have been less than fantastic.
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WLKjr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-15-04 10:18 PM
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8. Lion King 2
I have personal experience with that movie. The Vendor at my store (dont damn me to hell becuase I work for Wal-Mart) Anderson ordered LOADS OF IT because Disney said it was going to be a hit. We got paraded with signage, demos, kiddie activites and then the day came. We ended up with LOADS OF IT and didnt sell but a hand full of the like 600 copies on VHS and DVD we were shipped. I think I counted at one point 7 cardboard displayers...........
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TheWizardOfMudd Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-15-04 10:18 PM
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9. There are so many
Most of the ones that get all of the incredible hype. Those Charlie's Angels movie suck shit through a rag.
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curse10 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-15-04 10:38 PM
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26. LoL- that's a pleasant image!
and you're right the Charlie's Angels movies were truly awful.
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koopie57 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-15-04 10:24 PM
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12. the most miserable movie I ever sat through
Edited on Sat May-15-04 10:29 PM by koopie57
was that one about the olympic runner a long time ago and it won an oscar I believe. He didn't run on Saturdays or something like that. The name is on the tip of my toungue.

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Mobius Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-15-04 10:27 PM
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15. LOL "Chariots of Fire"
good call
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koopie57 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-15-04 10:33 PM
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21. thats it!
and didn't it go on for days? We kept waiting for it to get good and waited and then it was over!
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devilgrrl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-15-04 10:28 PM
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16. you're thinking of Chariots of Fire
nt
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President Jesus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-16-04 01:50 AM
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57. that was a great film!
Of all the crap blockbuster films Wil Smith has been in, you're going to tell me Chariots of Fire is the worst film you've seen?
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koopie57 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-16-04 04:53 PM
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86. yes I am.
I'm glad you enjoyed it though.
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NightTrain Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-15-04 10:25 PM
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13. Jurassic Park
Christ, did that thing bore me! :boring:
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Enraged_Ape Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-16-04 08:44 AM
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67. A crushing disappointment for me, since the book was so good
In the book, they didn't have access to firearms, which made it a lot more tense and exciting as to how they were going to get out of their situation.

In the movie, after an hour and a half of killing and mayhem, our heroes open up some sort of gun locker and get to blastin'. WTF?!!
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soothsayer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-15-04 10:27 PM
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14. blair witch project
since titanic was taken
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pagerbear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-15-04 10:30 PM
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17. All of them
I prefer small, independent movies.
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curse10 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-15-04 10:32 PM
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19. please
:eyes:
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NightTrain Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-15-04 10:33 PM
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22. I've seen plenty of small, independent films that sucked ass, too.
Inverted elitism, my friend!
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Enraged_Ape Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-16-04 08:46 AM
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68. I think I've seen MORE small, independent films that sucked ass
People tend to forget that there is quite often a good reason why a big studio won't bankroll a movie: because it's just plain shit.
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pagerbear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-15-04 11:24 PM
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35. Perhaps I should have been more clear

It has been my observation that

the more advertising, paid and unpaid, a movie has, the less I like it.

Please forgive me for any inconvenience and discomfort the appalling word choice in my original post has caused.
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physioex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-15-04 10:31 PM
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18. Top Gun...
It had a pretty boy and great aerial shots of jet airplanes. Was there a story? Tom Cruise should not even be called and actor in my opinion.
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MrSandman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-15-04 10:33 PM
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23. And how many times did that one missile...
fly off the rail?
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salinen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-15-04 10:34 PM
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25. Rent "Magnolia"
Cruises only real performance.
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physioex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-15-04 10:41 PM
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28. To be fair..
He was "OK" in A Few Good Men, but Jack Nicholson takes most of that credit.
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-15-04 10:33 PM
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24. Gladiator!!!
What a joke of a movie.

Much like Star Wars, the acting was bad, the plot uninventive, the pacing atrocious. But both had mostly good effects, so I'm thinking that's why anybody went to see either of them.
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TheWizardOfMudd Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-16-04 12:56 AM
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50. No, no, no, no, no
Edited on Sun May-16-04 01:00 AM by TheWizardOfMudd
Gladiator was incredible. SEE ACADEMY AWARDS. FIVE OSCARS.

Focus.
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DEMVET-USMC Donating Member (789 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-16-04 01:33 PM
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73. Gladiator with Russell Crowe ? That is one of the best movies ever made
Maybe you should see it again. How you can compare it to Star Wars is beyond me. The acting was great, the cinamatography was beautiful, the plot was very good. And the question of: What is Rome ?, was probed on many different levels and many of the different characters had different answers that I found to be of current value and interest. ...Oscar
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chaska Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-15-04 10:39 PM
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27. Forest Gump
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Paul Hood Donating Member (717 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-15-04 11:29 PM
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37. I second Forrest Gump. n/t
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TheWizardOfMudd Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-16-04 01:03 AM
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52. If you had lived through the times depicted in FG
You would feel differently.
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nuxvomica Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-16-04 09:01 AM
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72. I third it
I will not miss an opportunity to condemn this celluloid abomination. A CGI moneyhole populated by hollow characters with pointless eccentricities. Compare this one to Zelig, which had the same premise but better visual effects, editing, script, performances, humor, etc.
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DarkPhenyx Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-15-04 10:45 PM
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29. "Gone With The Wind"
I hated it and think it was way over rated. It should have went with the wind and stayed gone.
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Burma Jones Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-16-04 03:32 PM
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81. I don't know nothin' bout makin no movies Miss Scarlett
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Harrumph Donating Member (394 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-15-04 11:04 PM
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30. "Deep Throat" sucked but was sucessful.
The Hulk was very bad, too. Hated it.
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LizW Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-15-04 11:06 PM
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31. Scooby Doo Movie............groan! (n/t)
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Bryan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-15-04 11:16 PM
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33. Moulin Rouge
A shrill, stupid, garish, smugly faux-bathetic monstrosity with a story as thin as onionskin paper, and whatever you think of them as actors, Ewan MacGregor and Nicole Kidman can't sing worth a motherfuck.
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smirkymonkey Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-16-04 12:01 AM
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47. Ugh - Hated it!!
Pure Torture.
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President Jesus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-16-04 01:47 AM
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56. I second that
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mvd Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-16-04 02:49 PM
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79. Boy, I agree
It was kind of fake right down to the modern songs that just didn't fit IMO.
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solinvictus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-15-04 11:15 PM
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32. Star Wars: The Phantom Menace
God, it was awful. Additionally, anything with Adam Sandler.
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Kathleen04 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-15-04 11:49 PM
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42. I second your sentiments on that Star Wars
Edited on Sat May-15-04 11:49 PM by Kathleen04
Blech! IMO, all of the new Star Wars have been awful.
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aljones Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-15-04 11:17 PM
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34. The Mask, with jim carrey
Hated that movie!

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Kat45 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-15-04 11:25 PM
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36. Chicago
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Champ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-16-04 09:00 AM
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71. What?
That movie should've got best picture!
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m-jean03 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-16-04 03:40 PM
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83. LOL n/t
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EstimatedProphet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-15-04 11:29 PM
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39. Mulholland Drive
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
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Champ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-15-04 11:37 PM
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41. No one really said it was an artisitic triumph
Everyone knew it was supposed to be a film you kick back and watch. An undercover cop infiltrates a street racing ring. The description already tells you it's not an artisitic triumph. Though 2 Fast 2 Furious was very fun to watch!! :D
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JohnOneillsMemory Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-15-04 11:56 PM
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44. Men In Black II. No laugh lines, only smirks, Will not likeable anymore,
Endless tech for tech's sake, non-stop product placement-the movie was just a vehicle for corporate advertising.

I only saw it because my new Rayban sunglasses came with a free pass.

By the time the 30 minutes of wam-bam previews were over (complete with lengthy produced commercials) I was exhausted before the frikkin' movie began.

That little talking dog was in no way amusing. Nor were the humans.
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Fenris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-15-04 11:59 PM
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46. SPIDER-MAN
I hate that movie.
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Don_G Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-16-04 12:26 AM
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49. The Creature From The Black Lagoon
So I'm older than most of y'all.

It sucked then and it does now.
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Lou_C Donating Member (944 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-16-04 01:02 AM
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51. The Blair Witch
I asked for my money back.
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mitchum Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-16-04 01:18 AM
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53. Most of them
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AlCzervik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-16-04 01:21 AM
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54. Even though it just opened, it's already raking in huge bucks
Troy.
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President Jesus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-16-04 01:45 AM
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55. That's easy: Independence Day
followed by:

Wild, Wild West
Bram Stoker's Dracula (Keanu, Winona)
Godzilla
The Hulk
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FDRrocks Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-16-04 01:53 AM
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58. I'm young, Van Helsing...
I've never seen hollywood so clearly telling me that I am stupid, than when I saw this movie, then witnessed it do well at the box office.

This movie was so bad that I now believe Tarantino is a relative genius. Alls he does is derive shots from movies he has seen, but compared to the bad-plot-bad-script-cg-driven crap that the summer season crams down our throat... all four of his movies are diamonds in the rough.
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Dogmudgeon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-16-04 02:40 AM
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59. What? No "Battlefield Earth"?
You guys are seriously slacking.

For myself, I'm cultivating my ber-ironic sensibility. I liked Battlefield Earth. But I'm keeping my fingers crossed that they don't make Dianetics into a movie.

--bkl

Piltdown Man was always biting his wife.
-- L. Ron Hubbard, A History Of Man
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sir_captain Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-16-04 03:00 AM
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60. Recently, Saving Private Ryan
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DEMVET-USMC Donating Member (789 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-16-04 02:16 PM
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77. Saving Private Ryan was a Great Movie
I still remember sitting in the theater after the movie was over and the complete silence throughout the viewing audience. It was a packed house so no wisecracks, please. The reality of the battle scenes was unprecedented. People do get blown to pieces and bleed a lot in battles, and this movie brought that home. Machine guns really can cut a man in two, etc. ...Oscar
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Twillig Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-16-04 02:48 PM
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78. feh. Call me crazy, but the truest moment in that movie to me
was when Hanks gets called to the rear to be given his 'private Ryan' mission.

Oh, the look he gives the sandwich that some clerk typist Rear-Eschelon-Mother-Fucker has casually left lying on a plate was gold.
Very beautiful shot.

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sir_captain Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-16-04 03:00 AM
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61. Recently, Saving Private Ryan
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PittPoliSci Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-16-04 03:02 AM
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62. Passion.
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politicat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-17-04 03:57 AM
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95. 2nd that. An S&M movie disguised as ... what? Surely not religion.
It missed the whole point.

Pcat
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VolcanoJen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-16-04 03:12 AM
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63. "Armageddon." Hands down.
I have a natural aversion to Bruce Willis movies in general, but "Armageddon" takes the crap cake.
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Atlas Mugged Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-16-04 05:39 AM
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64. ET
Edited on Sun May-16-04 05:43 AM by Sailing To Byzantium
T'was tripe.

And I agree on almost everything previously listed.

Yes - I'm a film snob. For starters, I own everything ever made by Herzog and Kurosawa.
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Enraged_Ape Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-16-04 08:37 AM
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66. American Beauty
So many things I hate about this movie:

1) Kevin Spacey. Sorry, I know a lot of people here think he is some sort of God. But frankly, I don't think the man can act to save his ass. He sort of walks through every part speaking in a monotone, always with the same blank expression on his face. I guess some people interpret this as "depth".

2) Its creepy jailbait lust theme. This movie seems like a masturbatory fantasy for mouth-breathing middle-aged men. I was not aware at the time that the actress who plays Spacey's daughter was underage at the time she did her nude scene. This makes it even creepier.

3) Its heavy-handed sophomoric take on our materialistic society. "They're yuppies and they're miserable!! GET IT?!! GET IT?!!"

4) The rip-off of the "hovering bag scene" from a New York independent filmmaker, with no credit given whatsoever.

5) The trite, sterotypical depiction of the homophobic marine next door as (THAT'S RIGHT! How did you know?!) secretly gay. I'm sorry, but not all homophobes are closet gays. A great many of them are just ignorant and frightened of things they do not understand.

6) The ending, which was so pointless and stupid that I interpreted it as a blessing, for the family onscreen and for me as the viewer.

Did I mention I hate this fucking movie?
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sir_captain Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-16-04 01:45 PM
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74. Good call
a simpering, pretentious Lolita wannabe
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Guy_Montag Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-16-04 08:54 AM
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69. Too many to count,
few Hollywood blockbusters are worth paying to see at the cinema.
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GCP Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-16-04 08:58 AM
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70. ANYTHING by M. Knight Shmayalan
Or Whatever the fuck his name is.

:puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke:
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DEMVET-USMC Donating Member (789 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-16-04 02:04 PM
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75. The Sting has to be one of the most overrated:Best Picture Oscar: 1973
What a disappointment this movie was for me with actors such as Robert Redford and Paul Newman in thier prime, I found it boring and the plot so contrived and unrealistic, in 3 words: SILLY AND BORING. ...Oscar P.S. and I am Oscar so I should know
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President Jesus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-17-04 03:08 AM
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94. W T F ???
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DEMVET-USMC Donating Member (789 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-17-04 04:19 AM
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96. Gee Whiz, a 6 digit reply
I guess that counts as a posting. WTF can I say ? Oscar
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gpandas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-16-04 02:09 PM
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76. the matrix n/t
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Speck Tater Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-16-04 03:40 PM
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82. I liked every one of the "bad" movies listed above.
I go to the movies looking for entertainment, and I am seldom disappointed.

I know people who go to the movies looking for opportunities to assert their "superior" taste who are likewise seldom disappointed. However, those "superior" sorts miss out on the pure joy and excitement that I get from watching an entertaining "bad" movie. I wouldn't change places with them for the world.

Last night I enjoyed myself immensely watching Earth vs. The Flying Saucers (1956), and the night before that I got a huge kick out of watching Comic Book; The Movie. Give me a "bad" movie any day of the week. I LOVE them! Think I'll sit down this evening, pop up a big batch of popcorn, and enjoy a Matrix marathon! Life doesn't get any better than that.
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m-jean03 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-16-04 03:41 PM
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84. Lethal Weapon 4
A disaster! The first 3 were so good! But the last one practically broke my heart it was so stupid. :puke:
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Champ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-16-04 05:56 PM
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93. I hated the first 3 but loved the 4th one
Edited on Sun May-16-04 05:56 PM by Champ
I don't know, I think Pesci, Rock, and Jet Li were the reasons. Also gotta love the chicken suit scene. I laugh everytime I see that movie.
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CBHagman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-16-04 03:42 PM
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85. I sit out a lot of blockbusters, but...
"Titanic" had tremendously dumb dialogue and was dreadfully silly.

I hated "Notting Hill." I hated it, hated, hated. Did I mention that I hated it?

And don't get me started on "Pretty Woman."

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VOX Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-16-04 05:22 PM
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90. Right there with you on "Notting Hill." What a loathsome movie.
And "Pretty Woman" was vile and manipulative, too.

For the record, I'm not particularly prejudiced against Julia Roberts (although she does choose her "projects" a bit too carefully).
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dawg Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-16-04 05:19 PM
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89. 2001: A Space Odyssey
Awful, just awful. I have fallen asleep everytime I've tried to watch it.

Then, I wind up thinking all kind of silly things like "Go ahead monkey, whack that bone. Whack itttt! You know you're gonna do it!"
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citizen snips Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-16-04 05:51 PM
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91. Harry Potter.
My parents made me go see that movie and I hated it.
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citizen snips Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-16-04 05:52 PM
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92. delete
Edited on Sun May-16-04 05:53 PM by MATTMAN
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