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trof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-15-04 06:36 PM
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I used to work in Chicago
(listening to Prairie Home Companion)
In a department store.
I used to work in Chicago.
I did, but I don't any more.
A lady came in.
She asked for a dress.
I asked her what kind she adored.
"Jumper" she said.
Jump 'er I did.
I don't work there anymore.

Anybody else old enough to remember more verses?
Ah the days of the hallowed halls of ivy.
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greatauntoftriplets Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-15-04 06:38 PM
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1. I'm listening too. LOL.
I Used to Work in Chicago

This song is sung by both our men's and women's teams

CHORUS:
I used to work in Chicago, in an old department store
I used to work in Chicago, I don't work there anymore
Leader: A woman came in for a hammer
Group: A HAMMER FROM THE STORE
Leader: A hammer she wanted, nailed she got!
Group: Oh, I don't work there anymore!

CHORUS

Leader: A man came in for a donut
Group: A DONUT FROM THE STORE
Leader: A donut he wanted, my hole he got!
Group: Oh, I don't work there anymore!

CHORUS

Hammer(#2) he wanted, banged he got
Carpet she wanted, shag she got
Nail he wanted, screwed he got
Fishing rod she wanted, my pole she got
Meat she wanted, sausage she got
Beef she wanted, pork she got
Pork he wanted, my roastbeef he got
Camel she wanted, humped she got
Paper she wanted, a ream she got
Jewelry she wanted, my pearl necklace she got
KitKat she wanted, four fingers she got
Juicy Fruit she wanted, my Big Red she got
Snap-on he wanted, my strap-on he got
A piano she wanted, my organ she got
Lobster he wanted, crabs he got
Ham she wanted, porked she got
A Hairdryer he wanted, a blow job he got
A Needle she wanted, pricked she got
Linoleum he wanted, laid he got
Fishing pole she wanted, my rod she got
Assistance she wanted, my AIDS she got
Coffee she wanted, my cream she got
Fuck she wanted, fuck she got


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trof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-15-04 06:40 PM
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2. You are SO far ahead of me.
Verses I never knew.
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