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skip fox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-15-04 02:41 PM
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The Commencement Address of all CAPTIONS!!!! (cont.)


" . . . so when I asked him, he said, 'If you're so smart, and gonna write your own commencement address, make up your own goddamned quaint story about you in school.' But I wasn't going to let that stop me. I remember this time in Mr. Rutherford's sixth grade, that he put my desk in the hall until I'd keep myself zipped 'all the way up.' And boy did I learn or what! Then, another time . . ."
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POed_Ex_Repub Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-15-04 02:44 PM
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1. "And just remember, when your daddies find you all jobs....." n/t
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MikeG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-15-04 02:47 PM
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2. "so then I said rectum, hell damn near killed him."
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cosmicdot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-17-04 08:52 AM
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3. I understand ya'll will be giving me an honorary degree today ...
... chalk up another thing I've gotten without having to work for it ... smirk smirk snort ...
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-17-04 08:58 AM
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4. Let's see honorary degree from Concordia or William & Mary?
Edited on Mon May-17-04 08:59 AM by underpants
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