With this post I pass into the dreaded 700 club! What should I do?

[thebaghwan]

n/t

[FarmerOak]

1. Post like crazy,

so you don't stay there.

[Webster Green]

2. Avoid the Kool-Aid.....

Whatever you do!

[PsN2Wind]

3. Why can't we go

from 699 to 800 so as to avoid the "700 Club" and its association with Radical Christianity. Like buildings that have no 13th floor.

[Parrcrow]

4. Sin!

Often and exhuberantly.

[SnohoDem]

5. Make absurd, self righteous pronouncements

with abolutely no sense of humor or irony?

Isn't that what they do on the 700 Club?

[cosmicdot]

6. send all your money

[Spirochete]

7. post 100 cat pictures

[Unperson 309]

12. I'LL Drink to THAT!

Cat pix! Lots and lots of cat pix!

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On edit: Just realized this is my 90th post!! Ten more and I'll hit triple digits! YAAAY!

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[Hand]

8. Kick a lot of threads... make lots of nt posts...

Do ANYTHING!!!! JUST GET THE HELL OUTTA THERE!!!!!!!!!!

[Feanorcurufinwe]

9. Think of the opinion you have that is likely to be the least popular on DU

and start a thread about it, using the most inflammatory terms and rhetoric you can think of. Then have a few espresso shots and start posting.

[MissMarple]

10. Burn it down on your way out.

And sow the ground with salt.

[BelleCarolinaPeridot]

11. Have everyone ask you at least 100 questions

Whatever you do , smack Pat away and don't drink the Kool-Aid .

[Earth_First]

13. Take a Xanax

and post, post, post...