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HereSince1628 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-15-04 07:06 AM
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"Always Abusing" Sung by Don Rumsfeld (xtreme satire)
"Always Abusing" Sung by Don Rumsfeld to General Karen Karpinski
to the tune of Always A Woman

She can kill with a smile
She can wound with her eyes
She can ruin your life with her casual lies
Shes just making photos she wants them to see
Shes signaling thumbs-up
Oh, she's always abusing for me.

She can lead you on all fours
She can bind you and leave you
She will push for the truth
But she'll never believe you
And she'll take what you give her as long as it's free
Shes dressed like a soldier
But she's always abusing for me

Oh, she takes care of herself
She can wait if she wants
She's ahead of her crimes
Oh, and she only puts out
And she never gives in
She's adjusting their minds!

She will promise you more
liberation and freedom
Then she'll carelessly strip you
And laugh while you're freezing
She'll bring out your best
by the worst she can be
Blame it all on Saddam
'Cause she's always abusing for me

Oh, she takes care of herself
She can wait if she wants
She's ahead of her crimes
Oh, and she only puts out
And she never gives in
She's adjusting their minds!

She is frequently kind
And she's suddenly cruel
She can do as she pleases
She's always my tool
But she can't be convicted
From the Hague we are free
The most they can do
Is push court-martial at you
Cause she's always abusing for me

Mmm, mmm, mmm mmm mmm, mmm
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Dogmudgeon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-15-04 07:12 AM
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1. That's one excellent parody
World-class.

Maybe the next one will be a parody of an old Association song: "(Everyone Knows It's) Lynndie"

--bkl
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HereSince1628 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-15-04 07:15 AM
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2. Ahh...yes there are possibilities there!
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HereSince1628 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-15-04 09:25 AM
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3. kick for self promotion...afterall I got up early to write it.
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