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VolcanoJen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-15-04 01:26 AM
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Favorite Colin Powell Jokes
Here's mine:

Q: What's the last thing Colin Powell's wife says to him before he leaves for work each day?

A: Honey! Don't forget your spine!!


Your turn... if you've got the balls... :+
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cliss Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-15-04 01:41 AM
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1. I think the funniest is the "revised name"
they gave him here at the DU:

Colon Bowel. That says it all.
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LostInAnomie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-15-04 01:43 AM
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2. Not really a joke but...
someone once said on the yahoo message board that Colin Powell's job was to stand behind Bush and look black.
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pfitz59 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-15-04 01:44 AM
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3. Colon Bowell went before a Senate committee..
investigating abuses commited by US troops. He began his testimony with "What, My Lai?"
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VolcanoJen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-15-04 01:47 AM
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4. l m f a o
Clearly a joke for selected political audiences, which makes it all the more hilarious!!
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leftofthedial Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-15-04 02:08 AM
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5. that's deadly
you're killing 'em.
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