It's time for another "Things we'll never hear other DUers say"

[Rabrrrrrr]

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.ph...
(it's a long thread, but I just re-read it, and I have to say there is some really, really funny stuff in there)


I'll start:

NightTrain: "Screw your 45 collection. Did you hear the new Dokken/Britney Spears CD? Now that's @(&$*^# music, you and your *#&$@%^$ MC5 worship."


WillamPitt: "I hate writing and I couldn't give a @&$(%^# about politics. Now shut up because I'm calling American Idol to cast my vote for something that's important."


Rabrrrrrr: "'Survivor' DVDs are $35 per episode? That's it? Hell, give me two of each! I can't tell you how much I think it's worth supporting the network to ensure the long-term viability of that show. Without it, American culture and aesthetics would die a most horrible death. And I can't wait until Tom Cruise has another movie. It's my only ray of hope in an otherwise scary world."

[Fenris]

1. Rabrrrrrr: "Despite all my previous vitriol directed toward him..."

"Thomas Kinkade is most assuredly one of America's finest painters. His work is in no way sappy or derivative, and his technique can be matched by few living 'artists'. What's more, he is selfless enough to sell his art at rock-bottom prices and live off of a meager salary, devoting himself entirely to his work."

[BigMcLargehuge]

2. ROFLOL!!!!!!!

[Rabrrrrrr]

7. You've found my inner, secret shame

In fact, I *AM* Thomas Kinkade

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.ph...

[Fenris]

8. I *KNEW* it!

[curse10]

57. LMAO

freakin' hilarious!

[Rabrrrrrr]

3. NewYawker99: "Piss off, newbie"

"And screw yer birthday."

[ComerPerro]

29. "And no one cares how many posts you have"

LOL

[newyawker99]

266. LMAO!

[moof]

4. Dookus: I think I'll adopt a raccoon, they're so cute.

[dweller]

13. That will never happen

and so therefore, cannot be debunked.

dp

[Rabrrrrrr]

5. Az: "no, seriously, if you just give Creationism an objective look,

and get off your emotionalistic dogmatic 'Evolutionary' dogma, you'll see it has a lot more compelling evidence to it than any 'scientist' has ever shown. Here, let me spell it out for you..."

[Wonk]

6. What's an mp3? - Wonk

[Wonk]

9. Ok, you convinced me. 9/11 was MIHOP, Wellstone was murdered,

the space shuttle was sabotaged, and Berg's murder was set up by the CIA to distract from the Abu Ghraib torture scandal. - Paragon

[Rabrrrrrr]

10. NothingShocksMeAnymore: "What's with all these &@*%^# pillows?

And why is my soup so cold? Heat this damn thing up!"

[Rabrrrrrr]

11. Skinner: "If it ain't about sex, don't even bother posting it."

[moof]

12. Tinoire : The Government can be trusted on most things.

[Rabrrrrrr]

14. Moof: "No, I have no clever insight - I just wanna say

DALE EARNHARDT WAS GOD! WOO HOOO! And tropical islands are for pussy-whipped mama's boys."

[VolcanoJen]

15. saigon68: Iraq is *nothing* like Vietnam

[m-jean03]

149. saigon68: "Oh, be nice to the freeper disruptors. Give 'em a chance!"

[m-jean03]

159. saigon68: "We should be more respectful of our leaders,

and stop calling them such rude names."

[Rabrrrrrr]

16. HeyHey: "Polar Bears have all the charm of a colostomy bag

in a wedding reception punch bowl."

[HEyHEY]

42. hehe

[moof]

17. Bev Harris : electronic voting machines are reliable now.

[Rabrrrrrr]

18. ROTFL!!

[Wonk]

19. So, I just got my NRA membership card in the mail, and... - MrBenchley

[lazarus]

20. Moderator: Can't we get a few more threads on this subject in LBN?

[LastKnight]

21. Grovelbot: screw you and your cash, your money is no good here...

stars on the house for everyone!

-LK

[BritishHuman]

22. SOteric: "I don't care what you think."

or "I don't have any good reasons for my position on this issue."
or "Poetry's just a bunch of hippy crap, really."
or... Naah, I can't say that one.

[SOteric]

27. BritishHuman: "Soccer's a stupid sport," or

"I know nothing of American politics," or
"No Thelma, Really! I'm delighted to hear what you have to say!" or,
...Nah... I'm not saying that one either....

[MichaelHarris]

23. matcom: "I wouldn't know the first thing about internet porn" n/t

[NoPasaran]

24. Sangha: "Kerry's lackluster style is really starting to worry me.

"We need a brokered convention to pick a candidate who can win."

[m-jean03]

143. sangha: "I'm starting to think there is something to this whole Skull &

Bones thing after all."

[MichaelHarris]

25. HeyHey: "Look at the cute baby seals, so precious

lets go club the shit out of them"

[HEyHEY]

43. ah!

Yeah, I hope you never hear me say that....

[fishnfla]

26. trumad: 'Dave Wannstadt will take the Dolphins to the Super Bowl"

baby

[ComerPerro]

28. JohnKleeb: "You know what? To hell with Kucinich. I'm a Bush backer now"

[JohnKleeb]

173. lol that would be an interesting turn around eh

wont ever happen though. heres another one of me.

"I sure do love this pop drink"
"I love hockey, its so enjoyable"

[Maddy McCall]

30. Zomby: "I find yak jokes tired and worn out now."

[Maddy McCall]

31. NSMA: "I think women can't be fulfilled without marriage and children."

[Zomby Woof]

55. or...

"Coffee SUCKS. I am sorry I ever pushed my black bilge upon my DU friends."

[wellstone_democrat]

32. IF "Jiacinto" hadn't been banned:

"Lieberman? Hell, I call him LIEberman!"
"What do you mean: "What will middle American say? Screw them!"

(Hey, I can dream can't I?)

[JohnLocke]

75. Az: "I love Jesus."

[salin]

215. and... You Indianan's really need to do something about that Evan Bayh!

hehe

[Gildor Inglorion]

33. Bertha Venation: "I have seen the light. Cats are filthy,

disgusting creatures with no redeeming social value. We should slaughter every one of them in this country and send the frozen carcases to North Korea, thereby solving two problems with one brilliant stroke."

[kimchi]

34. nostamj: Cartoons have no redeeming political value; just ink on a page.

n/t

[kimchi]

35. arwalden: Astrology is accurate and useful in predicting events.

Nancy Waterman: Astrology is a big hoax.

[arwalden]

110. Kimchi: "Those personal attacks are deserved. I won't delete them."

Excellent quote for me by the way. Loved it!

[kimchi]

223. LMAO! n/t

[name not needed]

36. MrBenchley: Look at my brand new G36!

[mvd]

37. MrsGrumpy: "The Packers are the LAST team I want to see..

win the Super Bowl!"

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[eyesroll]

40. Rabrrrrrr: "Use two r's, use twelve. I don't care." n/t

[eyesroll]

39. Screaming Lord Byron, Fenris, Whitacre D_WI, ChavezSpeaksTheTruth, et. al.

"No, music is not important now. We really should stay on topic here."

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

242. WOW!!!

I've been so horribly out of it! Are we coming tog ether? Please say yes!!!

[Norbert]

41. Norbert: Woo! Hoo! Front row ticksTed Nugent/Daryl Worley/Wynonna concert

I'll miss survivor but I'll buy a third VCR so I'm sure to tape it it.

[Whitacre D_WI]

44. Random Koolzip: "I love Serge Gainsbourg with a deep and abiding passion."

[dolo amber]

201. Also RKZ:

"There is no, and will never be a purer, more soulfully fulfilling musical form than techno."

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

268. RKZ: "Imigrant kitchen workers are aptly paid and treated fairly!"

[Whitacre D_WI]

45. Loonman: "I really think there is an understated genius to Robert Pollard"

[qwertyMike]

46. That Coulter chick

is HOT HOT HOT

And with a great mind already!

[pagerbear]

47. Pagerbear: "Fat jokes are so funny!"

[NightTrain]

48. Finnfan: "Crowded House. Feh!"

n/t

[ComerPerro]

49. mopaul: "Lets give Bush a break. He is doing his best."

[Catholic Sensation]

50. seventhson: i put a lot of rational thought behind what I'm about to say..

[NightTrain]

51. Wow! I'm the first one you mentioned.

I feel so honored!

[Pithlet]

52. Aliengirl: "Rats are filthy, diseased creatures."

[Pithlet]

53. Lazarus: "Survivor. Ugh. Why do people watch that crap?"

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

62. Lazarus: I got my astrological chart done - ask me anything

[SarahB]

54. Taverner: "Philip K. Dick is an overrated hack of an author!"

[neverborn]

56. muddleoftheroad: I see now, Sharon IS wrong!

[curse10]

58. JohnKleeb: "You know, Dennis Kucinich does look like an elf!"

love ya john!

[JohnKleeb]

175. a Croatian elf that is

heres one for you Kirsten
"Because Kerry is our nominee and ketchup money bought him the nomination, I will write in the name Howard Dean come election day"

[Rabrrrrrr]

59. ProfessorGac: "The only good gitar playing is shredding. Beck and Hendrix

suck. Any POS can play slow or add harmonic overtones - that is, out of tune notes."

[ProfessorGAC]

260. Hey! I'll Do My Own Pompous Pronouncements!

I can be pompous and overassured without any help! LOL!

i've been a Beck fan since the late 60's. So nyah, nyah, nyah! I was also a big fan of early Mark Knopfler. Not exactly shredding, that.

I just don't like pretend Blues players. It leaves me cold.

Hendrix i'll give you! I thought he was too sloppy. Suck is strong word, but i'm not a avid listener of his. His influence is undeniable, though.

I am a great fan of guys like Belew, Fripp, Gabrels, et al. That ain't shreddin' either.

Lastly, i love Tal Farlow and Jim Hall. So, i like the shredders, i play that way myself, but i also know good when i hear it. It's a preference, not a brick wall.

So there, ya big meanie!
The Professor

[Duncan Grant]

60. ForrestGump: "Elvis Schmelvis, the true King is Pat Boone."

Nobody sings, "Blue Christmas" better than Pat Boone. Nobody.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

66. 94114_San_Francisco: I miss the candidate wars

[Duncan Grant]

61. Selwynn: "Anecdotal evidence is good enough for me."

and..."All you really need to know can be found in the pages of the National Enquirer."

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

63. Skinner: Keep your money in your pockets. We're rich.

[VolcanoJen]

106. Grovelbot: Screw DU and their money-grubbing fundraisers!!

[Paragon]

64. Me: "There's something to this whole Berg thing."

Oh, and "I hate boobies."

[fishnfla]

141. paragon: "meet my new roommate, Steve Bartman"

been waiting all year for that

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

65. Rabrrrrrr : Any other Kincaid fans out there?

[Rabrrrrrr]

104. "I'm looking to start a Kinkade club/prayer group"

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

67. Stickdog in ATA: Can we limit the number of conspiracy theory threads?

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

68. Mr Benchley: Guns are good....mmmmkay?

[greatauntoftriplets]

69. As long as I live, I NEVER want to see another 3 1/2 year old in my life!

greatauntoftriplets

[Duncan Grant]

70. NSMA: "Phyllis Schafly - on the hood of my car."

[Az]

71. Az: Anime is overrated, lets watch some Disney

[JohnLocke]

72. Dookus: Come back to DU! Please don't leave!"

[JohnLocke]

73. NewYawker99: "Fuck off, noob."

[Az]

74. Grovelbot: No really. I have all the money I can handle.

[LibertyorDeath]

76. Three cheers for Rumsfeld. Hip Hip.......

[Az]

77. Arwalden: I have something to confess. I am really Jenna Bush.

[arwalden]

112. ;-)

Ya nut!

[JohnLocke]

78. Lithos: It's time for an I/P Free-for-All!

[Az]

79. Az: I swear! I really did see a Smurf!

[JohnLocke]

80. DuctapeFatwa: Barbarous Arabs are Resisting America's Benevolence!

[VolcanoJen]

81. Zomby: "How I wish the Mariners had never traded Ken Griffey Jr."

[Zomby Woof]

86. HA!

VolcanoJen: "What the hell is so great about OHIO, anyway? Besides having that dreamboat Ken Griffey Jr. playing for my sucky Reds!"

[VolcanoJen]

97. Good "Things VolcanoJen Would Never Say" example, ZW!

Especially that "what's so great about OHIO" part.

[JohnLocke]

82. Dookus: "Please don't leave DU!"

[JohnLocke]

83. Tinoire: Imperialism rocks!

[JohnLocke]

84. Slinkerwink: "Damned feminazis!"

[JohnLocke]

85. Padraig18: Only my candidate can be the VP pick! All others suck!"

[Taverner]

87. VelmaD: You know sex is just plain overrated! And Tool sucks!

[VelmaD]

101. Taverner: I love skelatally skinny chicks...

with BIG fake boobs.

[JohnLocke]

88. Hey, someone write one for me!

[Wonk]

94. So, I just spent an hour searching, cross-referencing, and corroborating

via multiple reputable sources, then wrote this essay explaining my points in fine detail. I've included a bibliography at the bottom of my post.

Now, to further elaborate on the point I was trying to make earlier, here's why I believe what I believe on this subject...

- JohnLocke

[JohnLocke]

95. LOL!

Good one!

[JohnLocke]

96. Wonk: Bill Moyers sucks!

[JohnLocke]

89. Wonk: "Here, let me google it fer ya."

[Wonk]

180. Wonk: This is the 5th thread on this exact subject today, but I don't mind

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

90. Skittles: Make love not ass kick

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

91. Skittles: Does anybody know where the "caps lock" button is?

[JohnLocke]

92. The Magistrate: "Some people are so damn pompous!"

[LynneSin]

93. Everyone: Who wants to have a meetup to see "the Passion of the Christ"??

[VolcanoJen]

98. lmfao!!!!

[VolcanoJen]

99. leftchick: "The Iraqi Prisoner Torture Photos are FAKE!!"

[VolcanoJen]

100. kaitykaity: "Wes Clark is SO NOT CUTE!!"

[JohnLocke]

102. VioletCrumble: Lay off Israel, would you?

[VolcanoJen]

103. WilliamPitt: Don't respond to this post. Don't even LOOK AT IT.

[greatauntoftriplets]

105. God_bush_n_cheney

Laura Ruderman rocks!!!!

[greatauntoftriplets]

107. The Lone Liberal

Rock on St. Louis!!!! Beat the arses off those pansy Chicago Cubs!!!!!!

[VolcanoJen]

108. NSMA: I embrace newbie disruptors with the warmth of one thousand suns."

[Arugula Latte]

109. NewYorkerfromMass: Come to think of it, Dean really WAS the best candidate

nt

[NightTrain]

111. liberalhistorian: "Debt collectors are people, too."

[wellstone_democrat]

113. "lay off Nader---oh, and Lieberman too."

Now, there is something *I* won't be saying...

along with:
"That Joe Liberman? Damn, he's starting to make sense!"
"I dunno, I think it is possible that Bush* really is a man of goodwill..."

[liberalhistorian]

236. HA! NEVER!

Especially since they're on my ass like flies again now that I've been laid off!

BTW, doncha mean debt COLLECTROLLS, not collectors?

[NightTrain]

237. Hey, Lisa!

Haven't heard from you lately. How are things going?

[liberalhistorian]

238. Well, I spent yesterday afternoon

in the ER after slicing my right index finger up good, and am currently doped up on painkillers and having a helluva time typing right now!

[NightTrain]

239. Ouch!

Geez. As if you haven't been through enough lately.

Did you get the e-mail I sent you the other day? I haven't heard back from you and am wondering why. Feel free to PM me.

[m-jean03]

114. GOPisEvil: "It's beneath my dignity to give e-hugs to strangers."

[GOPisEvil]

122. Heh

[Az]

115. Any DUer: You know, Zell Miller may just have something there.

[Az]

116. Any sane person: Anyone notice that Dennis Miller's material has improved

[m-jean03]

117. Saigon68: "Blackwater employees are fine, honorable American patriots."

[m-jean03]

118. JohnKleeb: NO DU CHAT TONIGHT! NOT EVER AGAIN! CHAT SUCKS!

DON'T AIM ME or ANYONE ELSE TO GET IN!

[m-jean03]

119. Parrcrow: "I HAVE A FIANCÉ! STOP FLIRTING WITH ME, HARLOT! "

[GOPisEvil]

120. Matcom: "I just boiled my ribs!! Ask me anything!"

[terrya]

121. These are all great. Really funny. Thanks.

I think this proves I'm not even worth remembering.

[greatauntoftriplets]

123. I hate Toronto! Nothing interesting up there.

Dullest place in the world.

terrya

[terrya]

128. I was feeling insecure, greatauntoftriplets.

Thanks for cheering me up.

I STILL want to meet you guys.

Terry

[greatauntoftriplets]

129. Next time you will feel better.

[terrya]

130. Just say when, honey.

I'll be there.

And I'll get my better half to come down here when there's another Chicago DU'er get together. I've told Doug a lot about DU. I can't get him to visit DU, though.

Terry

[greatauntoftriplets]

132. Nothing is planned right now.

We should get something started again soon.

Great idea. Thanks!

[m-jean03]

124. arwalden: I just picked up the HOTTEST girl at the beach and we're getting

married tonight! :-P

[m-jean03]

125. JohnLocke: "Screw the fucking Geneva Conventions!"

[m-jean03]

131. JohnLocke: "The Iraqi resistance can do no wrong!"

[JohnLocke]

162. LOL (nt).

[m-jean03]

126. Moderator: Please, someone start some copycat threads. PLEASE!

[m-jean03]

127. Westegg: "Art is pretentious and extremely overrated."

[m-jean03]

133. m-jean: "That's ENOUGH copycat threads, already!"

[Maddy McCall]

134. ForrestGump: "Elvis was a no-talent musician with no class."

[Maddy McCall]

135. Rowdyboy: "I think I'll vote for Haley Barbour in 2008!"

[m-jean03]

136. Whitacre_D_I_: I put ScreamingLordByron on Ignore

[tigereye]

179. good one MJ

and then hell will freeze over!

[m-jean03]

183. Except those guys are so brilliantly sarcastic,

...so the more unlikely thing to hear would be "I DIDN'T put Screaming Lord Byron on ignore!"

[Whitacre D_WI]

182. Um... I did put Byron on ignore.

He mocked my shoes.

[m-jean03]

185. see???

Sarcass-hole!

[Whitacre D_WI]

186. Ooh! I like that!

Can I use that sometime?

[m-jean03]

189. You'd have to pay me royalties,

Or else "do me" once in this thread, then I'd call it even.

[Whitacre D_WI]

190. m-jean03: "I am offended by that!"

[m-jean03]

191. Pretty good!

thanks.

[Whitacre D_WI]

193. Eh. I coulda done better.

But I am SOBER

[m-jean03]

194. m-jean03: "I don't find sexual innuendo amusing at all."

[SarahB]

196. Yeah, stop talkin' about your MUFF

ins.

[Whitacre D_WI]

199. Well, YOU should stop talking about your chest

of drawers. I mean, I love beautiful furniture as much as anybody, but it's getting old.

[SarahB]

202. OK, just once I'll show everyone my headlights

[Whitacre D_WI]

203. Cool! Here's my cock and balls:

[SarahB]

206. Here's my cute little pussy

cat that is

[Whitacre D_WI]

209. There's a cat in that picture?

[SarahB]

212. Meow!

[m-jean03]

210. But can you keep your fingers in the holes? That's what's important to me.

I'm a terrible bowler, I always drop the ball before I can pitch it!

[Whitacre D_WI]

213. It depends. Sometimes I can fit three in.

Bowling balls are all drilled differently.

[m-jean03]

216. Don't your fingers get tired? I stopped playing with my team

because I had such tired fingers after a night pitching balls.

[Whitacre D_WI]

218. I can go all night, baby.

Once I get bowling (read: "fucking loaded"), I lose track of time.

[Whitacre D_WI]

198. Whitacre D_WI: "I don't find the word 'innuendo' amusing at all."

[m-jean03]

204. Whitacre_D_WI: "I don't use innuendos!"

"My bowels are perfectly healthy as is."

[Whitacre D_WI]

208. m-jean03: "I think sex is an inappropriate topic for discussion"

"with one's grandparents. I mean, ewwwwww!"

[m-jean03]

137. ETAwful: Dylan is highly overrated, Please stop quoting his lyrics.

[SOteric]

138. matcom: I'm far too shy to waggle my ass in public.

[SOteric]

139. GOPisEvil: You're all a bunch of smarmy gits and I hate you.

[SOteric]

140. VelmaD: I don't much care how y'all spell y'all.

[SOteric]

142. ForrestGump: Salma Hayak's never been much to look at.

[KittyWampus]

144. Pepperbelly: Wes Clark Is A Republican Plant

Cryingshame: Think there aren't enough Berg Video Threads in GD. I should go start another one.

[m-jean03]

145. SOteric: " I'm not the kind of girl who wears high heels."

"Hate the damn things!"

OK, I don't know you too well, that was the best I could think of!

[SOteric]

152. *LOL* I spend my weekends working in a rain forest.

Wearing flannel shirts and Levis. It's so hard to find the right heels for that.

[m-jean03]

157. Oh, how my image of you has changed!

Between your ultra-intelligent posts and a few descriptions I'd read of you in heels, I imagined you to be something of an urban sophisticate! I guess you're pretty well balanced, then.

[Parrcrow]

171. and you do it in high heels? Holy cow!!

Renaissance woman!

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

146. aww

I don't get one?

[Az]

147. LeftPeopleFinishFirst: Blue really doesn't have a clue.

[Rabrrrrrr]

228. LeftPeopleFinishFirst: : "I've noticed that highschoolers are too dumb

to have any kind of informed opinion. I vote we ban 'em all, including me."

[GOPisEvil]

148. LeftPeopleFinishFirst: "I hate you all!!!"

[SOteric]

150. LynneSin: Confess!!! - Aw, screw it. I don't care about your confessions.

[GOPisEvil]

151. SOteric: I love Ragu sauce on my noodles!

[m-jean03]

153. GOPisEvil "Posts in the Lounge shouldn't count in a member's total post #"

[SOteric]

154. David, -my sweet mother's ghost is gonna kick your ass

for even allowing that thought to cross your mind.

[GOPisEvil]

158. Well...it's things you'd NEVER hear another DUer say.

I would expect Satan to be wearing a parka before you said anything that horrific.

[SOteric]

167. ..and riding a Zamboni.

[SOteric]

168. Crap. Wrong spot.

[Taverner]

155. SarahBelle: I hate it when people notice me goddammit!

In reference to that whistle thread she posted a while back

[SOteric]

156. LeftPeopleFinishFirst: I hate DU! You all suck.

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

163. Haha

After all those I LOVE YOU GUYS posts I was expecting to hear that.

[SOteric]

160. Az: Why bother being rational? Let's just make up some shit and

persecute some subgroup we don't like!

[SOteric]

161. ulysses: I've cherished working with the admin at school. If it weren't

for those annoying little kids it would be the perfect job.

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

164. Rabrrrrrr: "Oh my, you'll just LOVE...

the new Thomas Kinkade print I bought for my living room! It is soooo beautiful" *gushes*

[SOteric]

165. Rabrrrrrr: I never watched any Star Trek. Don't know a thing about it.

[Rabrrrrrr]

231. It's Satanic and teaches evolution and other forms of Christ-hating

[m-jean03]

166. ZombyWoof: "Quit making Yak jokes. It's getting old already."

[SOteric]

169. ZombyWoof: Coffee's a disgusting substance. So's creamed corn.

[SOteric]

170. DS1: Group hug everybody! Let's sing Kumbaya, - I'll start!

[DS1]

200. SOteric: Are you gonna finish that BigMac?

[Lydia Leftcoast]

172. Don't I get one?

[SOteric]

176. Lydia Leftcoast: Here's a movie to help channel your inner Republican!

[Lydia Leftcoast]

187. Or: LL: How do you like John McCain for VP?

[m-jean03]

174. DU Lounge Users: "I could care less if anyone pays attention to me --

"Cyber friendships are for losers, anyway."

[Donkeyboy75]

177. Any DUer: "You know what? I was wrong"

[ThoughtCriminal]

178. Gallant is much cooler than Goofus

He's more tidy!

[Champ]

181. Geez!!!

All these replies and not one used my username. I know where I stand out among the DU crowd.

[m-jean03]

184. Don't feel bad

You can be buried someday with me, in the tomb of the unknown DUer

[Donkeyboy75]

188. Any DUer not already quoted: "Wah wah wah! Nobody loves me!"

[m-jean03]

192. Donkeyboy75: "Chemistry is SOOOO dull..."

[m-jean03]

195. Donkeyboy75: "It's undignified to talk about farts and things like that."

[camero]

245. Nobody loves me

[Rabrrrrrr]

246. Camero: "The last thing I want is for someone to notice me.

makes me blush. I'd go anonymous if I could."

[camero]

252. rofl

Or, "Capitalists are just swell" lol

That post was just waiting to be answered.

[Whitacre D_WI]

197. dolo amber: "techno is cold, soulless crap that shouldn't be called music"

[dolo amber]

205. VelmaD

"WHERE MY BEYOTCHES AT?!"



(Sorry DeeVee, I couldn't resist... )

[Duncan Grant]

207. Blue-Jay: "Good-bye Saxophone - Hello Air-Guitar!!!!!!"

[WillParkinson]

211. Sigh...

Left out of another one.

[Whitacre D_WI]

214. WillBowden: "I fucking hate kittens. Let's feed them to the puppies."

"And then eat the puppies."

[Rabrrrrrr]

229. WillBowden: "We need a meritocracy of animals. Shut down the shelters,

and let the damned animals live or die on their own abilities."

[Rabrrrrrr]

230. WillBowden: "Animals are abused only because they allow it. If we're

going to punish anyone, it should be animals, for being lame and whiny, not the owners."

[Donkeyboy75]

217. m-jean03: I love Mel Gibson's politics, but he's so damned UGLY!

[m-jean03]

220. Hahahaha!

[salin]

219. Lanlady: I hear the brass in the Pentagon have grown to respect Rummy.

[salin]

221. Raindog: Cut the fundies some slack! and forget BCCI that's so stale.

[salin]

222. OKNancy: People are too dismissive of the Skull and Bones story...

[salin]

224. Prolesunited: I coulda slapped that Coulter B*tch up side the head.

real world encounter and story would switch to "witch"

[Wonk]

225. thebigidea: I can't believe you'd crack a joke about that. I'm offended!

[LSdemocrat]

226. Slinkerwink: Dean's a right-wing DLC plant

[slinkerwink]

265. lol!

[AspenRose]

227. Plaid Adder: "Ann Coulter is my hero(ine)..."

"She's the beacon of journalistic integrity and I think my writing should bear a striking resemblance to everything she holds dear."

[salin]

232. LWolf: As it turns out... No Child Left Behind is a GREAT program.

[Rabrrrrrr]

233. SOteric: "Food wouldn't come in a box if it didn't taste bettter

than homemade, you asses. They have SCIENTISTS coming up with those recipes, for God's sake."

[SOteric]

247. *L* Nothing more appetising than the thought of a chemist with a beaker.

[Fenris]

234. WhitacreD_WI: "Who the fuck is Link Wray?"

[Whitacre D_WI]

235. Fenris: "I think Morrissey really needs a girlfriend."

[mvd]

240. mvd: "music is the least interesting art form"

sandnsea: "Dean would be doing much better than Kerry about now."

[Wonk]

241. Blue_Chill: Christianity is just a really popular cult.

[JohnLocke]

248. Speaking of Blue_Chill, it appears he has left us....

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.ph...
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.ph...

[Endangered Specie]

249. Blue_Chill: anything

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.ph...

[dolo amber]

243. Fenris:

"Fuck Ian Curtis! Pretentious whiny twat..."

[Fenris]

258. Sweetie!

[HEyHEY]

244. Lisa/Bubbles_2002/canuckamok/Spazito/Sufimamot/Liberty or death...

"Gordon Campbell rules!"

[Endangered Specie]

250. Mr. Benchley: Guns, Guns! for everyone!

[Endangered Specie]

251. mjean 03: I find all this talk of toilet humour absolutely appauling.

[Endangered Specie]

253. Moderator, yes yes more sex threads... uuuggghhh! MORE SEX THREADS!

[Endangered Specie]

254. me: I think Star Trek was a massive waste of time.

[m-jean03]

255. JCCyC:"Need someone to help me understand my computer"

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

262. Hehehehe

Actually I may utter just that if I ever get near a Macintosh. Or not.

[Donkeyboy75]

256. Whitacre: "Here's a straightforward poll."

[m-jean03]

257. Whitacre: "Sarcasm shouldn't be used online; it's so easily misconstrued."

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

259. Randomkoolzip: "Punk rock is a state of mind. You can't pin it down"

[mvd]

261. Moderator

"Please post more personal attacks."

[RFKHumphreyObama]

263. MVD and SD1981 -Celebrity crushes are a waste of time

[RFKHumphreyObama]

264. SD1981: John Howard is the best Prime Minister Australia has ever had

[buddhamama]

267. salin: I refuse to waste my time with in-depth analysis

searching for hidden agendas and connecting the dots. This Administration is on the level; working only to benefit the American people and NOT for themselves.

[southpaw]

269. BlondieK143:

"Piss off! It's too fucking early to be posting!"