Caption: About half legless...

[emad]

[Beware the Beast Man]

1. Well sir,

I have a silly walk and I'd like to obtain a Government grant to help me develop it. :silly:

[XNASA]

2. w*'s inner monologue: "Damn. My right nut is stickin' tah mah leg agin."

Secret Service Guy to himself: "I wish he'd switch back to briefs."

[sniffa]

3. this time i hope Lucy doesn't yank the footbaLL away

AAAARRRRGGGHHHH!

[skip fox]

4. W. is "thinking": Who says a duck's gotta waddle? That's just too blamed

restrictive. Why, ain't nobody telling Duck Wad how to walk. Hell, iffen he wanta slide down outta that plane like a restive giraffe in goofy heat, heck, who's to tell him different? . . . And I don't care if Karl doesn't like my nickname, I sure as shit do. Like I'm a regular guy. . . . Come November, we'll just let the voters decide . . . . He'll see. . . . 'Specially with a walk like this-en.""

[BringEmOn]

5. "Salute this" Phffffttttttttt!!!!!

[cosmicdot]

6. morning, sir, please follow the red arrow to your left

... yes, the one that reads R E G N A D ...

((he's dyslexic))

[icymist]

7. Sir. You only have one leg to stand on.

You should never have stuck the other one between Iraq and a hard place.

[skip fox]

8. When morning's captions sound no more the vaulted blue,

And those of afternoon desert poor memory's que,
Then DU'ers of the evening will sharpen pens,
That they might have fresh captions once again.

:bounce: