Caption: Another recruit for Junior's Purity List?

[emad]

Kid looks like she/he is about to vomit....

[jean]

1. He holds her just like he holds his dog - awkwardly and with no warmth

[SpaceCatMeetsMars]

2. It's so true, that dog is so cute, but * always looks like he thinks

he's just a prop and that's how he looks with this little girl. People and animals must be like objects to him, typical narcissist.

[jean]

11. Here's a picture of the time bush took Barney bowling

[skip fox]

12. W. is "thinking": "Boy, it's no wonder they call these man's best friends!

They don't laugh at me for ideas I don't get all the way right or make a mistake (heck, 'Iraq' DOES TOO sound like 'meat-truck') or when I misprounounce things and stuff. And they never make fun of me in front other people. (Sigh.) . . . Boy, they're pretty great alright."

[Misunderestimator]

3. Hey pickles.... weren't we supposed to leave this one behind?

[ComerPerro]

4. "What the hell is this thing?"

"It's called a 'child', sir."
"A 'child', eh? What is that?"
"Its something that used to be a fetus, sir."
"Oh. Well, I don't care about that. Once they come out of their mothers, I don't give a shit anymore. Somebody get this thing away from me"

[BringEmOn]

5. "This future cannon fodder unit has her own kevlar helmet..a heh a heh.."

[Ganja Ninja]

6. "This isn't a fetus!???"

"What the hell do I care about kids after they're born? Anyone for a game of kick the baby?"

[skip fox]

7. W. is "thinking": "Gee. It's hard to imagine I was a kid like this once.

But they got pictures and stuff so I guess I musta been."

[skip fox]

8. The kid's thinking, "If he just swings me about a bit more I can

pop him with my left."

[wysimdnwyg]

9. See!

I'm not the only one who craps his pants and throws up everywhere!

[skip fox]

10. Hey, DU! How do you expect to grow up strong and smart if you don't

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