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everythingsxen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-11-04 06:47 PM
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Poll question: A Poll for AlienGirl (and anyone else with a sense of humor!)
Since Tucker thinks Adolf Eichmann's "in cognito" name of 'Ricardo Clement' was too 'corny' and sounds 'made up'; what name should he have hidden himself under in order to avoid capture by Mossad on this day in day in 1960?

:P

:evilgrin:

Sorry, polls are turned off at Level 3.

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Whitacre D_WI Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-11-04 06:48 PM
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1. Art Vandelay.
He is an architect.
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SmileyBoy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-11-04 06:50 PM
Response to Reply #1
5. "When you answer the phone, yoy have to say 'Vandalay Industries'"!!!
"Hello?"

"SAY VANDALAY- SAY VANDALAY INDUSTRIES!!!" (trip)
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Donkeyboy75 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-11-04 07:05 PM
Response to Reply #1
8. I thought he was in shipping.
:shrug:
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SmileyBoy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-11-04 07:08 PM
Response to Reply #8
10. No, he's in latex.
:)
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Blue-Jay Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-11-04 07:48 PM
Response to Reply #10
28. No. He's an importer/exporter.
:P
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UnAmericanJoe Donating Member (385 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-11-04 10:45 PM
Response to Reply #28
44. Of chips and diapers
if I recall correctly.

;)
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AlienGirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-11-04 06:49 PM
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2. Pikemann!
That way, he'd be easier to find... :evilgrin:

Tucker
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everythingsxen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-11-04 06:49 PM
Response to Reply #2
3. ROFL!
:P
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MarianJack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-11-04 06:50 PM
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4. I voted for a bush ...
...for the first and last time in my life!

My reason? Birds of a feather...

By the way, since I cast the first vote, at the moment bush is at 100%. When the hell is the last time that happened?
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NightTrain Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-11-04 06:52 PM
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6. I voted "other."
I think he should've called himself "Lee Van Umber."
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ohiosmith Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-11-04 06:52 PM
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7. Dorothy Hamil
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Blue-Jay Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-11-04 07:07 PM
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9. I'd have gone with an anagram!
Inflamed Nacho

or

Dinah Flamenco


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Canuckistanian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-11-04 07:10 PM
Response to Reply #9
12. Hey! Where's the squirrel?
Edited on Tue May-11-04 07:10 PM by Canuckistanian
Nice anagram
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Blue-Jay Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-11-04 07:12 PM
Response to Reply #12
14. Some of the DU features are currently off.
Such a sig-lines, and ignoring threads, and the like.

Either that, or my image host is down...


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Canuckistanian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-11-04 07:24 PM
Response to Reply #14
18. Oh, yeah. Just noticed that.
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AlienGirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-11-04 07:10 PM
Response to Reply #9
13. Dinah Flamenco!
Then he could dress up with a fruit-hat on and dance!

Tucker
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everythingsxen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-11-04 07:16 PM
Response to Reply #9
15. Ich bin Inflamed Nacho!
Guten Tag.. I mean Buenos Dias!
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AlienGirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-11-04 07:18 PM
Response to Reply #15
16. Bwaaha!
*humming "Fake-Out in Buenos Aires"*


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everythingsxen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-11-04 07:23 PM
Response to Reply #16
17. How about..... "Nicht fr mich schreien Argentinien!!"
< Eva: >
Es ist nicht einfach, Sie denkt es merkwrdig
Wenn ich versuche, zu erklren, wie ich fhle
Da ich noch Ihre Liebe nach allen bentige, die ich getan habe

Sie glauben mir nicht
Alles, das Sie sehen, ist ein Mdchen Sie einmal kannten
Obgleich sie bis zu den nines gekleidet wird
An den sixes und an den sevens mit Ihnen

Ich mute sie geschehen lassen, ich mute ndern
Konnte nicht ganzes Leben an der Ferse unten bleiben mein
Aus dem Fenster heraus schauen, bleibend aus der Sonne heraus

So whlte ich Freiheit
Herum laufen, alles versuchend neu
Aber nichts beeindruckte mich an allen
Ich erwartete es nie zu

< Chor: >

Nicht fr mich schreien Argentinien
Die Wahrheit ist linkes I nie Sie
Ganz durch meine wilden Tage
Mein wtendes Bestehen
Ich hielt meine Versprechung
Halten Sie nicht Ihren Abstand

Und was Vermgen anbetrifft und was Ruhm anbetrifft
Ich lud sie nie innen ein
Obwohl er der Welt schien, die sie alle waren, wnschte ich

Sie sind Illusionen
Sie sind nicht die Lsungen, die sie versprachen zu sein
Die Antwort war hier die ganze Zeit
Ich liebe dich und hoffe, da Sie mich lieben

Nicht fr mich schreien Argentinien

< Chor >

Habe ich zu viel gesagt?
Es gibt nichts mehr, die ich an denken kann, um zu Ihnen zu sagen.
Aber alles, das Sie tun mssen, soll mich betrachten, um zu wissen
Da jedes Wort zutreffend ist

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AlienGirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-11-04 07:24 PM
Response to Reply #17
19. LOL
...oh, don't tempt me...Dare-oke is coming up... :evilgrin:

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everythingsxen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-11-04 07:25 PM
Response to Reply #19
20. Uh-huh..
And I will have to find something worse for you...
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Canuckistanian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-11-04 07:29 PM
Response to Reply #17
21. Sehr linkisch auf Deutsch.....
Wie sagt man lame auf Deutsch?
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everythingsxen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-11-04 07:35 PM
Response to Reply #21
22. Like this?
Lam - :shrug:

Don't ask me. :evilgrin: I only speak a little German (while sober) and used Babel Fish to translate the thing. :P
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AlienGirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-11-04 07:36 PM
Response to Reply #22
23. While sober and awake, you mean!
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everythingsxen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-11-04 07:37 PM
Response to Reply #23
24. *chuckle*
Well - I wouldn't know what I say while asleep, now would I?
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AlienGirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-11-04 07:38 PM
Response to Reply #24
25. Note to self, buy sound-activaed tape recorder
Edited on Tue May-11-04 07:39 PM by AlienGirl
PS, too bad your mom never thought to tape-record and ranslate...
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everythingsxen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-11-04 07:42 PM
Response to Reply #25
26. Hehe...
I know what it would record though...

:P
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AlienGirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-11-04 07:48 PM
Response to Reply #26
27. You snoring?
:P You do, you SO DO!!!
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everythingsxen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-11-04 07:54 PM
Response to Reply #27
29. So do you!
You SO do!!

Those weren't the sounds I was thinking the tape recorder would pick up though... :evilgrin:
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AlienGirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-11-04 07:55 PM
Response to Reply #29
30. The idea would be to activate it while sleeping
Not just before sleep...hehe!
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everythingsxen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-11-04 07:57 PM
Response to Reply #30
31. I see...
I still think it would activate on that other frequent noise... :P
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AlienGirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-11-04 07:57 PM
Response to Reply #31
32. That's when to turn it OFF!
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everythingsxen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-11-04 08:29 PM
Response to Reply #32
35. Do you know what noise I am even talking about?
:D
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AlienGirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-11-04 08:34 PM
Response to Reply #35
36. I assumed
...you meant the noise of sex?
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everythingsxen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-11-04 08:41 PM
Response to Reply #36
37. I had considered it...
but wasn't going to say it! Shame on you!! You bad girl you. :spank:

There will be punishment for that!! :spank: :evilgrin:

Actually I meant a slightly less (or is it slightly more) embarassing noise *you* frequently make. And that I make too. :P
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Canuckistanian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-11-04 07:09 PM
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11. Otto von Papenfuss-Humperdinck
Got me out of a scrape many times.
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AlienGirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-11-04 08:08 PM
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33. But did he have a lobsterphone?
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everythingsxen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-11-04 11:39 PM
Response to Reply #33
64. You got a lobster and you got a phone...
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-11-04 08:12 PM
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34. Ron Vibbentrop or Mr. Hilter
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everythingsxen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-11-04 08:42 PM
Response to Reply #38
39. I disagree...
I think if Eichmann had called himself "GrovleBot" he would have been caught just sa easily.
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AlienGirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-11-04 08:44 PM
Response to Reply #39
41. Had he dressed as a robot he could have fooled everyone!
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everythingsxen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-11-04 08:59 PM
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42. Oh.. of course...
Ich bin eine Robot!!
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AlienGirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-11-04 08:43 PM
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40. YAY! Grovelbot has arrived!
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-11-04 09:02 PM
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43. There is only one correct answer - Bertha Venation!
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AlienGirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-11-04 10:54 PM
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45. Bertha Venation?
You don't mean...she's some sort of evildoer in hiding, do you?

:scared:

Tucker
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everythingsxen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-11-04 10:58 PM
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46. Well at least he didn't say...
everythingsxen! :o
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AlienGirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-11-04 11:00 PM
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47. What evildoer would hide with a name like that?!
They'd be found out immediately!
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everythingsxen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-11-04 11:04 PM
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49. Just whats that supposed to mean??!!
:P
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AlienGirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-11-04 11:06 PM
Response to Reply #49
51. *Gir voice* "I DON'T know!"
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everythingsxen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-11-04 11:06 PM
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52. Obey the fist!!!
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FDRrocks Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-11-04 11:03 PM
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48. Ernst Roehm
No one would suspect a thing!
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everythingsxen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-11-04 11:04 PM
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50. No, cause then he would have been killed by..
all the *other* Nazi's in Argentina!
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AlienGirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-11-04 11:07 PM
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53. Strange fact!
Among "Ricardo Klement's" jobs was manager of a rabbit farm. There's a photo somewhere of him holding a giant rabbit--quite an incongrous image.
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everythingsxen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-11-04 11:09 PM
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54. Why do you find it so incongrous?
Hrrm?
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AlienGirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-11-04 11:10 PM
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56. Oh, I dunno--
War criminal with GIANT BUNNY is just vaguely..odd, that's all!
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everythingsxen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-11-04 11:14 PM
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57. Ah... but thats what made his disguise so effective...
He did manage to escape justice for many years.
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AlienGirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-11-04 11:25 PM
Response to Reply #57
58. With a giant bunny.
Edited on Tue May-11-04 11:27 PM by AlienGirl
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everythingsxen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-11-04 11:32 PM
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62. Exactly!
His disguise was brilliant!

Would *you* suspect a sweet old man like that was really one of the greatest mass-murderers in history?
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AlienGirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-11-04 11:35 PM
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63. Yes! I suspect everyone!
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everythingsxen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-11-04 11:40 PM
Response to Reply #63
66. Suuuure...
You can only say that because you already know it's him!

You couldn't pick Eichmann out of a line-up! :P
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AlienGirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-11-04 11:43 PM
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69. Not until he started talking...
Then I'd notice the suspiciously German accent!
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everythingsxen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-11-04 11:47 PM
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72. LOL!!
:P
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FDRrocks Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-11-04 11:27 PM
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59. Himmler was a pig farmer before Hitler discovered him...
Edited on Tue May-11-04 11:30 PM by FDRrocks
It hard to imagine one of the most ruthless men in the Third Reich living an insiginificant existence as a pig farmer prior to the rise of the Nazi party.

edit: Both cases are rather incongruous when you look at how the farmers were turned into neo-serfs after the rise of the NS party.
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AlienGirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-11-04 11:31 PM
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60. Pigs are somehow more ominous than mega-bunnies.
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FDRrocks Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-11-04 11:32 PM
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61. Well I think they are cute
:)
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AlienGirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-11-04 11:39 PM
Response to Reply #61
65. Another giant rabbit (no warcriminal)


These bunnies can top 10 lbs!

Tucker
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everythingsxen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-11-04 11:41 PM
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67. Arrest that Rabbit!
He has been raised by Nazi's!!
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AlienGirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-11-04 11:44 PM
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70. No, no, the rabbit
...was a Mossad agent all along! :P
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everythingsxen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-11-04 11:45 PM
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71. Nooooooo!!!!!
:P
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FDRrocks Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-11-04 11:42 PM
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68. You sure that isn't a cow?
Wow...
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55. Zelig
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