Fart suppression needed..... : (

[Donkeyboy75]

I ate fish tacos last night...

[Rabrrrrrr]

1. Safety tip #1 - don't surpress a fart

there's a reason those things come out.

Sometimes, nature should not be tinkered with.

[bubblesby2002]

8. the reason is you don't surpress them is:

they then travel up to your brain and that's what gives you shitty thoughts:hi:

[Donkeyboy75]

11. All you DUers are so smart.

[Rabrrrrrr]

13. And then you become a wound-up tight-assed fundamentalist Christian

who votes republican, hates abortion, and sanctions the murder of innocent fully-born people in the name of maintaining the safety of our God-given American way fo life which requires oil, and by the way calling for environmental regulations shows a disastrous mistrust of God and is equal to Earth-worship which is no different than being a Wiccan, an atheist, or a communist.

[bubblesby2002]

14. Excellent rant Rabrrrrrr

I especially liked the earth-worship part being akin to Wiccan, atheist, or communist

[Rabrrrrrr]

17. Thanks! I have studied the enemy, as Lao-Tzu demands,

and can mimic him impeccably.

of course, since the enemy is BONZO GONZO CERTIFIABLY INSANE, it's a lot easier than having to deal with an enemy with a functional brain, but still, the necessity of knowing one's enemy is correct.

[TheMightyFavog]

2. You say fart...

as if it's a bad thing.

[Donkeyboy75]

3. Oh no, I enjoy it.

It's the captive audience that doesn't always appreciate my work.

[Kadie]

4. have you tried a cork?

That is what I tell my husband, put a cork in it.

Just Kidding. As a nurse told my grandmother once, just let em rip.

[Donkeyboy75]

Thanks for the advice.

I'm worried that if I took your subject line advice, there'd be a "champagne bottle effect."

[m-jean03]

5. Yuck!

Why do guys say the grossest things? Can anyone tell me?:shrug:

[Donkeyboy75]

6. It's a copycat, silly. But we say gross things because

we are subhuman. Your response to this thread has me rolling on the floor.

[m-jean03]

9. Just poking -All in good fun.

I try to be kind to subhumans. I know they can't help it. ;-)

[Donkeyboy75]

10. I took no offense. I am subhuman.

Believing farts are funny at the age of 28 just reinforces that fact.

[donco6]

7. Better out than in, I always say . . .

. . . or was that Shrek?

[Nikia]

12. Not a good idea

I don't fart very often anymore. Instead I get bloated and feel sick. It is better that the gas gets out instead of staying in and making you feel ill.

[chaska]

15. Does this have anything to do with the fish taco thread the other day?

Details please ... about the tacos, not the gas - the latter I'm quite intimately aquainted with.

Oh, almost forgot. I had fish tacos for lunch. I think we should make fish tacos the official DU international national non-vegetarian dish. Hmm, there's a new topic ... coming soon to a new lounge thread near you.

[Donkeyboy75]

16. I did pick fish tacos because of the earlier thread,

but that's the only connection.

[camero]

18. Just don't use a dildo

Bush has been trying to use that for missile defense. :crazy:

[MikeG]

19. Get on the can and let go. Get it out of the way.

Don't worry, you won't break your ass. That's why it already has a crack in it.