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Fenris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-06-04 08:29 PM
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When did Jesus jump the shark?
I'm not sure, but I think it was about the same time he walked on water.
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JPJones Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-06-04 08:32 PM
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1. Money changers in the temple
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Khephra Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-06-04 08:32 PM
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2. The Council of Nicea?
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Fenris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-06-04 08:33 PM
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4. Yeah, but you can't blame the Man for that.
It was his followers. Lousy spinoffs!
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DarkPhenyx Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-06-04 08:32 PM
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3. Probably during that whole water walking incident.
That's just a guess though.
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Donkeyboy75 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-06-04 08:33 PM
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5. I like the earlier Jesus stuff,
Edited on Thu May-06-04 08:34 PM by Donkeyboy75
but after he returned from his adolescence he became so mainstream.

:smoke:
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Fenris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-06-04 08:35 PM
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6. Nah. The Apostles tried to replace Jesus with Paul.
Edited on Thu May-06-04 08:36 PM by Fenris
They were never the same band again, man. Just like Van Halen with Sammy Hagar.

:smoke:
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Donkeyboy75 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-06-04 08:48 PM
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12. Paul just never had the stage presence of Jesus,
and the other Apostles knew it. But it was clear the relationship was strained after all that shit went down. Wow, this is really like Van Halen.
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Fenris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-06-04 08:51 PM
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13. They didn't call him "Diamond J" for nothing.
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Donkeyboy75 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-06-04 08:52 PM
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14. I thought it was because he was a great baseball player.
You're really connecting the dots for me tonight. Thanks.
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Shoedogg Donating Member (515 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-06-04 08:36 PM
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7. When he chose Bush to be President?
I mean, come on...when the wacky neighbor becomes a major player, you've jumped.
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boxster Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-06-04 08:37 PM
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8. Amen.
Er, I mean...I agree!
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Fenris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-06-04 08:39 PM
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10. I blame that on the writers
Again, I'm looking at you, Paul. x(
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wyldwolf Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-06-04 08:38 PM
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9. When he raised Lazerus from the dead... like who would believe that?
Honestly, I think the writers went a little overboard with that episode.
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Fenris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-06-04 08:43 PM
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11. Lazarus just had a little botulism from the gefilte fish he'd had
Nothing to make a miracle out of.
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Tom_Foolery Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-06-04 08:56 PM
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15. I'd say the HEY, I'VE COME BACK...
SO SOMEBODY MOVE THIS BIG ASS ROCK OUT OF WAY episode was the best. Everything has sucked since then.
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