When did Jesus jump the shark?

[Fenris]

I'm not sure, but I think it was about the same time he walked on water.

[JPJones]

1. Money changers in the temple

[Khephra]

2. The Council of Nicea?

[Fenris]

4. Yeah, but you can't blame the Man for that.

It was his followers. Lousy spinoffs!

[DarkPhenyx]

3. Probably during that whole water walking incident.

That's just a guess though.

[Donkeyboy75]

5. I like the earlier Jesus stuff,

but after he returned from his adolescence he became so mainstream.

[Fenris]

6. Nah. The Apostles tried to replace Jesus with Paul.

They were never the same band again, man. Just like Van Halen with Sammy Hagar.

[Donkeyboy75]

12. Paul just never had the stage presence of Jesus,

and the other Apostles knew it. But it was clear the relationship was strained after all that shit went down. Wow, this is really like Van Halen.

[Fenris]

13. They didn't call him "Diamond J" for nothing.

[Donkeyboy75]

14. I thought it was because he was a great baseball player.

You're really connecting the dots for me tonight. Thanks.

[Shoedogg]

7. When he chose Bush to be President?

I mean, come on...when the wacky neighbor becomes a major player, you've jumped.

[boxster]

8. Amen.

Er, I mean...I agree!

[Fenris]

10. I blame that on the writers

Again, I'm looking at you, Paul.

[wyldwolf]

9. When he raised Lazerus from the dead... like who would believe that?

Honestly, I think the writers went a little overboard with that episode.

[Fenris]

11. Lazarus just had a little botulism from the gefilte fish he'd had

Nothing to make a miracle out of.

[Tom_Foolery]

15. I'd say the HEY, I'VE COME BACK...

SO SOMEBODY MOVE THIS BIG ASS ROCK OUT OF WAY episode was the best. Everything has sucked since then.

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