Say something nice about George Bush

[Mattforclark]

HAHAHAHAH!

[Fenris]

1. Now that I will not.

[SmileyBoy]

2. George Bush Sr. was actually friendly to Gorbachev.

Oh wait, you mean Dubya???

[newyorican]

3. He is mortal...

and has a limited time on the coil.

That's the best I could come up with, sorry.

[DAGDA56]

4. ...sound of crickets chirping...tumble weed passes by...

[Taverner]

5. Dubya would be great at a BBQ

or so Molly Ivins sez

[Donkeyboy75]

6. He gives idiots in the world hope

that they will someday have influence.

[hippiechick]

7. He'll be remembered as the last Republican President ??

I can hope, can't I ???

[Fenris]

13. Here's his future encyclopedia entry

BUSH, GEORGE WALKER - (1946-2023) Republican President sentenced to 80 years in prison for voter fraud, perjury, and war crimes. Served out the rest of his life in a prison facility in ANWR.

[Shoedogg]

8. Ummmm...

His nose is nicely placed in the center of his face?

(Hey, I tried.)

[Wickerman]

9. He is coming to LaCrosse next week, but very graciously will not

be stepping over the border to my state (Minnesota) - and that is mighty neighborly of him.

[JohnLocke]

10. He gives hope to evil rich crackheads?

[boxster]

11. He'd look good standing in an unemployment line.

n/t

[Norbert]

12. He did apolagyse today so...

maybe he isn't a total asshole.


Well, I tried.

[Paradise]

14. he rarely has press conferences! no??? :) n/t

[NightTrain]

15. If I met him in person, he'd probably strike me as friendly and affable.

[MidwestMomma]

16. He makes Dan Quayle look smart?

He puts an end to the creationism controversy by proving man descended from apes?

He has a face only HIS mother could love?

[NNadir]

17. His existence ties up a certain amount of carbon that otherwise

would be contributing to the Greenhouse effect.

He prevents other occupants of the White House from having the name "worst" White House occupant in front of their names.

Because he does not read newspapers, he doesn't contribute to chlorine dioxide pollution as much as people who do read newspapers.

I can't think of anything else.

[KidneyStoner]

18. Shorter of breath and one day closer to death

N/T

[Tom_Foolery]

19. His name will sound a whole lot better when...

FORMER PRESIDENT comes first.

[Dookus]

20. His name is not hard to pronounce

and from all reports, his odor isn't overwhelmingly offensive.

[KamaAina]

21. My mouth is flapping open and shut...

...but nothing's coming out.

[Ellen Forradalom]

22. Boy he's got a helluva smirk.

No one makes me scream and throw things at the TV like Dubya.

[LostInAnomie]

23. His drunk ass, pot smoking daughters...

are kinda hot.

[Caution]

24. something nice about George Bush.

Sorry had to be done.

[i_no_knothing]

25. george is the biggest shrub in the garden, ecept for the one we call Rober

[NoPasaran]

26. He energized the Democrats

Not many can claim that

[CrownPrinceBandar]

27. It'll be nice to see him go!

Don't let the door hit you on the ass!

[AgadorSparticus]

28. He sure can fertilize like no other! LOL

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

[guitar man]

29. he looks goofy throwing a baseball

But both times I have seen him do it, he bullseyed the strike zone.

[Arugula Latte]

30. Arrogant prick dickhead frat nazis

revere him as their living god!

[IronLionZion]

31. Proof that any dumbass can become President

as long as he is an tool for PNAC.

[SheWhoMustBeObeyed]

32. He appears to have good personal hygiene

That's all I got.

[SarahB]

33. He provides hope for C students that they too can one day be president.

[PurityOfEssence]

34. He's the most successful nobody in years

He really, really is.

[moof]

35. There is a very very small chance that ...

should there be enough democracy left and he is tossed out of the white house the backlash from his excesses and trampling of the constitution that this time unlike with Nixon, all the criminals will be prosecuted to the full extent of the law and the government will be reined in to the point where almost nothing is allowed to be secret
ever again. If this were to happen then " history " would have to
thank bu*sh for at last starting America on the road to a true democracy.

[WilliamPitt]

36. A little love poetry for the man

And I hope that you die
And your death'll come soon
I will follow your casket
In the pale afternoon
And I'll watch while you're lowered
Down to your deathbed
And I'll stand o'er your grave
'Til I'm sure that you're dead

- Bob Dylan, 'Masters of War'

[GoddessOfGuinness]

37. Listening to him speak

works better than a Fleets enema...