Anyone here have fantasies of feminist librarians?

[Taverner]

Trying HARD to keep this from becoming a sex thread, but theres something about those free-speech, 1st ammendment absolutist feminist librarians....

I dated one in college (that could be why)

It's that combo of intelligence, passion and those DAMN SEXY GLASSES!

Am I alone here?

[Canuckistanian]

1. No, but you will be. (backs out of room slowly)

[blondeatlast]

2. Do (married) library assistants count?

Have the degree, but not in Library Science, you see.

[Taverner]

7. Works for me :)

[trof]

3. All the time. I know one.

Her name is Donna.
And that's all I want to say about that.

[Taverner]

6. Does she have the...glasses?

Even if not the passion for free speech really does it for me most of all

[trof]

9. Coke bottles.

[Taverner]

11. MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM :)

Coke...

Seriously she sounds perfect

[Donkeyboy75]

4. Glasses? Sexy? You bet.

NOTHING is more attractive on a woman. I'm with you 100% on your post.

[Canuckistanian]

5. Actually, I agree

Librarians are SMOULDERIN'
(insert appropriate Dewey Decimal System joke here)

[Endangered Specie]

8. Excuse me, but where is the Museology (Museum science) section?

(#069) Museology (Museum science)

[blondeatlast]

14. That would be 613.9 if you care to browse, aisle 15 to your left.

Or would you like more specifics?

[Hemprus]

10. When things get boring at home...

I'll go down to the library around closing time and act like I'm lost, looking in the philosophy section. Then as the Librarian approaches I'll start telling how my dog died and I'm trying to find some material that will help me explain the situation to my young son, so not to cause him to much trauma when he hears the news. If she takes the hook, I'll then explain that he hasn't been the same since my wife died and the dog was all he had. You see, I'll explain, my son has an immune disorder and can't leave our house. The dog was a special hairless breed and I'll be lucky if I can find another one. Not missing a beat, I'll mention that I haven't eaten all day due to the dog arrangement that I've busy with and that I need to get something to eat. Sincerely asking her if she knew somewhere close by that served good food. Then we let the cards fall where they may.

[Nalgenelover Snort]

12. Pffff.

I AM one. The perfect stereotype of one, too... hair in a bun, nose in a book, glasses.... Do you think I have men banging down my door? Um, no.

Funny thread, though. Cheers me up a bit, too.

[Taverner]

13. Well you're only at 5 posts..

Chances are around here, that door will soon be threadbare

Welcome to DU!!!!

[blondeatlast]

15. Books and glasses are hot commodities on DU.

Just wait, you'll see.

You've found a home.

[Endangered Specie]

16. Stick around long enough and youll probably get love letters...

from horny DUers (me included). lol

[blondeatlast]

24. By the way, have you seen the Lipstick Librarian site?

http://www.lipsticklibrarian.com /

Who knew a "dusty book report" could be a fashion timesaver?

[ForrestGump]

17. Yeah, baby!

[SarahB]

18. This thread makes me proud of being myopic!!!

I used to work in a library in high school and I used to teach reading. Does that count?

[Angelus]

19. Nah...I'm not attracted to them types.

I prefer my beach babes and snow bunnies thank you very much.

[solinvictus]

20. Librarians

Let's just say I have issues that involve nerdy but hot librarians, skirts, ladders, and no undies.

[blondeatlast]

25. Let me introduce you to the Kik-Step...

[dawn]

21. Hmmm..should I ditch the contacts, then? hehe

Seriously, though, my husband says I should wear my glasses more often, but i never do.

Not a librarian, although I love books.

[Taverner]

22. Well you're still stunning, contacts or not

But yes glasses do give that certain touch, ya know?

[Aristus]

23. Smart ladies with glasses, hmmm.

Is somebody going to start a Tina Fey worship thread?

[Borgnine]

26. Oh, you're not the only one, my friend.

I've got it bad for that type. I mean, my major celebrity crush right now is Tina Fey... need I say more?

[Blue-Jay]

27. Yep! And they're not just fantasies.

And to quote Forrest Gump: That's all I have to say about that.

[Khephra]

28. Fred on "Angel"

Nuff said.


She's not wearing glasses here though....

[Ganja Ninja]

29. Once sometimes twice a night unless ...

I get a cramp in my arm.