Democratic Underground Latest Greatest Lobby Journals Search Options Help Login
Google

Ok I'll confess I'm racist..

Printer-friendly format Printer-friendly format
Printer-friendly format Email this thread to a friend
Printer-friendly format Bookmark this thread
This topic is archived.
Home » Discuss » The DU Lounge Donate to DU
 
noahmijo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-06-04 05:37 PM
Original message
Ok I'll confess I'm racist..
I'm racist against those oompa loompas man you know those little freak midgets that work Wonka's chocolate factory? see that job used to belong to ME mang, ME I used to work the pumps in that chocolate pond of his. I had benefits too man, I got free candy whenever I wanted you name it.

But noooooo those damn little oompa loompa freaks from oompa looma land and they tell old man Wonka that they'll work for a fraction of what I make and they won't demand free chocolate and boom! I'm out of a job, and the kids are bustin my balls cause I don't bring free candy home anymore.


Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
Mattforclark Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-06-04 05:39 PM
Response to Original message
1. Oompa loompas are cool
And actually, they are quite well paid and well treated.
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
Cooley Hurd Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-06-04 05:40 PM
Response to Original message
2. This probably should be in the Lounge...
...just an FYI. :hi:
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
noahmijo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-06-04 05:42 PM
Response to Reply #2
3. Sorry my bad!
:silly:
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
tom_paine Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-06-04 05:44 PM
Response to Original message
4. hey! I'm from the OLADL (Oompa Loompa Anti Defamamtion League)
I must insists you CEASE and DESIST (viz and to wit) your derrogatory remarks about a fine upstanding race of...of...well they're not human, are they?

Anyway, you'll be hearing from our Lewgal Staff soon.
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-06-04 06:26 PM
Response to Original message
5. They aren't "little freak midgets" they are
Carotenemia-afflicted little people


Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
DU AdBot (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view 
this author's profile Click to add 
this author to your buddy list Click to add 
this author to your Ignore list Wed Jul 30th 2014, 12:13 AM
Response to Original message
Advertisements [?]
 Top

Home » Discuss » The DU Lounge Donate to DU

Powered by DCForum+ Version 1.1 Copyright 1997-2002 DCScripts.com
Software has been extensively modified by the DU administrators


Important Notices: By participating on this discussion board, visitors agree to abide by the rules outlined on our Rules page. Messages posted on the Democratic Underground Discussion Forums are the opinions of the individuals who post them, and do not necessarily represent the opinions of Democratic Underground, LLC.

Home  |  Discussion Forums  |  Journals |  Store  |  Donate

About DU  |  Contact Us  |  Privacy Policy

Got a message for Democratic Underground? Click here to send us a message.

© 2001 - 2011 Democratic Underground, LLC