Ok I'll confess I'm racist..

[noahmijo]

I'm racist against those oompa loompas man you know those little freak midgets that work Wonka's chocolate factory? see that job used to belong to ME mang, ME I used to work the pumps in that chocolate pond of his. I had benefits too man, I got free candy whenever I wanted you name it.

But noooooo those damn little oompa loompa freaks from oompa looma land and they tell old man Wonka that they'll work for a fraction of what I make and they won't demand free chocolate and boom! I'm out of a job, and the kids are bustin my balls cause I don't bring free candy home anymore.

[Mattforclark]

1. Oompa loompas are cool

And actually, they are quite well paid and well treated.

[Cooley Hurd]

2. This probably should be in the Lounge...

...just an FYI.

[noahmijo]

3. Sorry my bad!

[tom_paine]

4. hey! I'm from the OLADL (Oompa Loompa Anti Defamamtion League)

I must insists you CEASE and DESIST (viz and to wit) your derrogatory remarks about a fine upstanding race of...of...well they're not human, are they?

Anyway, you'll be hearing from our Lewgal Staff soon.

[DS1]

5. They aren't "little freak midgets" they are

Carotenemia-afflicted little people