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slinkerwink Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-06-04 04:44 PM
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I've been getting emails that insult my penis size
and those emails constantly ask me to get pills to make my penis bigger. The only problem is that I'm a woman. Why am I getting those emails that are obviously meant for men?

If I were a guy, I'd be insulted by all those spam insulting the size of my penis, heh. :evilgrin:
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La Lioness Priyanka Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-06-04 04:45 PM
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1. i will add that i am not bald either
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slinkerwink Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-06-04 04:47 PM
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7. hehe, I also find it insulting that they assume that I'm bald and I
need chia hair implants.
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Donkeyboy75 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-06-04 04:45 PM
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2. Sorry, I've been meaning to send you offensive e-mails
telling you HOW to grow a penis. You must be on the wrong list. I'll make a note. ;)


Disclaimer: I'm not saying women have penis envy.
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slinkerwink Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-06-04 04:47 PM
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9. I don't need a penis
:evilgrin:
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bigwillq Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-06-04 04:46 PM
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3. I get a lot of those e-mails too
and also ones about Viagra. Sometimes I get self-conscious. No, I really don't. Don't let them bother you. Just hit delete.
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Servo300 Donating Member (653 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-06-04 04:46 PM
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4. spammers send...
gazillions of those messages out to every e-mail address imaginable, without regard to the age, gender, etc. of the recipient.
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T Roosevelt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-06-04 04:46 PM
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5. Tell you what
You send me those and I'll send you the ones I get on breast enlargement... ;-)
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slinkerwink Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-06-04 04:48 PM
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11. I never get the breast enlargement spam emails!
:-(
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xultar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-06-04 04:50 PM
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15. Neither do I. The patriot act must be working. n/t
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Gothic Sponge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-06-04 04:47 PM
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6. I get the same junk mail
I don't get insulted, but my penis does. ;)
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Donkeyboy75 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-06-04 04:48 PM
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10. Yep, mine gets RAGING mad.
;)
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slinkerwink Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-06-04 04:49 PM
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12. lol!
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trof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-06-04 04:47 PM
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8. If I answered all of them
I'd have to walk around with a wheelbarrow.
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xultar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-06-04 04:49 PM
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13. From a pure Medical perspective we do have little winky pinkies
Pills aren't needed unless you wanna P standing up
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slinkerwink Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-06-04 04:49 PM
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14. actually, women can pee standing up. It takes practice though...
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xultar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-06-04 04:51 PM
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18. I remember when I was about 7, I wanted to try it cuz my brother did it
man my mom gave me the beatin of a lifetime.

Good I can laugh about it now.
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Donkeyboy75 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-06-04 04:51 PM
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17. I know. I get embarrassed when my dog walks in the bathroom.
He just gives me a look like..."What's up, tiny?"
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xultar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-06-04 04:51 PM
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19. BUHWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! N/T
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ronnykmarshall Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-06-04 04:50 PM
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16. I get 'em too
and when I do, I just whup that bad boy out and delete 'em.

My mouse that is.
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BringEmOn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-06-04 04:53 PM
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20. I still worry that my girlfriend sent them my email address.
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BiggJawn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-06-04 04:55 PM
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21. This week it's "blind dates" and mortgages for me...
Last week big (HUGE!) women and big clitties...
Could be worst, I could be getting RNC/Shrub spam....

I LOVE the "what would you do with 9 inches?" spam.
What? Look for the rest of it, of cousre!
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Spirochete Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-06-04 08:28 PM
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27. Not in my mail
Edited on Thu May-06-04 08:29 PM by VancSouthpaw
to me, this is Vicodin week. Dating board week was last week, and the week before that was another penis enlargement week, I believe. It seems to go in cycles.
Wait a minute - two weeks ago was make big bucks working from home week. The week before THAT was another penis enlargement week.
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BiggJawn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-06-04 09:51 PM
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32. EVERY week is Vicodin week!
And "call our off-shore doctors for your prescriptions NOW!"

It goes in cycles. Got my first "squirtin' woo-woo" spam in over 2 months today...
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SarahB Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-06-04 05:00 PM
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22. I'm getting e-mails that insult my breast size
All the time. I haven't had small breasts since I was 11.
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La Lioness Priyanka Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-06-04 05:22 PM
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23. me either
and yes if i increased by another size i'd tip over :)
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SarahB Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-06-04 10:03 PM
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35. Yup, I understand.
:hi:
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slinkerwink Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-06-04 06:37 PM
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25. My breasts are too small and I NEVER get breast enlargement spam
I'm kind of disappointed by that.
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SarahB Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-06-04 10:02 PM
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34. I don't think they work anyway
Nonsurgically, it's either genetics or lactation. Under the influence of both is rather freakishly big though (and back breaking).
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-06-04 05:24 PM
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24. I can make mine grow with my mind
:shrug:
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Bake Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-06-04 11:51 PM
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40. Well, mind AND hand ...
Looks like it's me and you again tonight, Rosie.

Bake
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Guy Fawkes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-06-04 06:40 PM
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26. maybe....
you have a penis that is so small, you never knew you had it; and people just want to help, but don't know how to be nice about it.
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NightTrain Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-06-04 08:30 PM
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28. For the same reason I get breast-enlargement ads.
Spammers don't conduct market research!
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GirlinContempt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-06-04 08:51 PM
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29. I was very recently told
I could become the man that women desire.

I don't think it worked

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Aristus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-06-04 10:46 PM
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36. Careful, GirlinContempt!
Lotta guys on DU make passes at girls who wear glasses.

:7
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GirlinContempt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-06-04 11:25 PM
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38. I think
I'll be able to stand the hordes :eyes:
Riiiight ;)
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slinkerwink Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-07-04 12:09 AM
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41. hahaha, that's so true
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BringEmOn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-06-04 08:57 PM
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30. How long before Lynndie England is endorsing the penis insult ads?
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Lizz612 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-06-04 08:59 PM
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31. I got one today for
a uh... device( :evilgrin:) called "Jack Rabbit." Claimed to have been on Sex & The City. Interesting....
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-06-04 09:52 PM
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33. I've seen them...
...if I were a woman, I bet one would be fun.
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NoPasaran Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-06-04 11:05 PM
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37. I get lots of offers for tranquilizers
WHO THE HELL THINKS I NEED TO CALM DOWN GODDAMMIT!!!!????
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NightTrain Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-06-04 11:27 PM
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39. How about sending one of those ads my way?
I could use some tranquilizers right about now! :eyes:
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PurityOfEssence Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-07-04 12:45 AM
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42. If I'd taken all of those offers, I'd have to move to Lakehurst, NJ
Or maybe El Toro CA.

Don't feel slighted Slink, I get breast enhancement offers on a regular basis too.

(Must be all those years I lived in the Bay Area...)
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Throckmorton Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-07-04 10:03 AM
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43. Well, the adds are better than having a former Girlfirend point and laugh
Time does not heal some wounds
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slinkerwink Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-07-04 10:30 AM
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49. hahahaha!
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sus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-07-04 10:04 AM
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44. i never get those emails
because my penis is HUGE.
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-07-04 10:08 AM
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45. They're not talking about inanimate, battery-operated ones...
:7
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sus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-07-04 10:17 AM
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47. don't judge me!!
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-07-04 10:22 AM
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48. Who's judging? I'm not the Acme Judgement Company.
Half of us admit to it, the other half are liars!

*tossed in a little M*A*S*H* line so as to make my point from the "quotes" thread.
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ironflange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-07-04 10:10 AM
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46. Mrs. Ironflange gets these all the time too
I never do though. Guess I don't need help! :evilgrin:
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liberalitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-07-04 10:32 AM
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50. e mail em....
photos of it.
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