What have you eaten that would have eaten you given the chance?

[ohiosmith]

I've eaten bear, wild boar, alligator, and shark.

[bif]

1. Shark and boar

[bigwillq]

2. Just shark

and swordfish

[TrogL]

3. Ostrich

Yes, I've almost been bitten by one and a local restaurant serves it as a delicacy.

[bigwillq]

6. Did it taste like chicken? (nt)

[Kellanved]

4. about the same

Boar (frequently) , alligator, shark, swordfish, locusts, crickets, mealworms, ...
Edit: ...,

[BurtWorm]

5. I ate a very dangerous chicken once.

I didn't know she was dangerous at the time...

[rogerashton]

7. Potroast of bear

also shark. I passed up the cougar-meat sloppy joes, thanks.

[Greylady]

8. A Venus Flytrap

[ohiosmith]

9. Must've been one hell of a salad.

[Greylady]

13. People don't realize how dangerous

it can be to make a salad

[ohiosmith]

15. Especially when the greens bite!

[Whitacre D_WI]

10. Everything I've eaten would've eaten me were it able.

Humans are the only species that really have moral issues with eating anything.

Sure, there's taste. And some animals aren't too fond of cannibalism.

But a cow, if it were carnivorous by nature, would surely eat me. Same thing with a goddamn broccoli, if it had teeth....

[xchrom]

11. no good broccoli

[Whitacre D_WI]

14. Savages!

Little green-tufted monsters!

[bratcatinok]

12. Alligator and

javelina which, while it wouldn't have eaten me, would have killed me if it could.

[woofless]

16. Anyone who has eaten pork fits that criteria.

[Padraig18]

17. Shark and alligator.

Both were quite tasty, actually.