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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-06-04 03:27 PM
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I'm going out to run some errands now, so don't touch any of my stuff
If I see that any of my stuff has moved while I'm gone, there'll be hell to pay, you can be sure of that or my name isn't Cole Porter, and it isn't, so don't try anything sneaky because you can see I've already covered sneakification with my own attitudinal adjustimentation. And no snickering. if I hear any snickering I'll be displayafyin' tire-iron-swinging behavior all over the place. And I've got a pot of ribs I'm gonna leave to boil while I'm out so they're good and tender. So no touching the pot, Mr. MATCOM, or there'll be no scotchboob-behaviorfying.

Gotta go get some more postage stamps so I can send out today the post cards announcing my next art show, May 17-21, opening night reception May 17 5-7 pm. YAY!

I'll post an official thread when I get images on the website and have it ready.

But in the meantime, don't touch my desk. I've got everything just where I want it, so I can sneak up on it later.

Wait! Do you hear that?

Yeah, it's quiet.

Too quiet.
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dbt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-06-04 03:29 PM
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1. OK, he's gone.
YUM!

:evilgrin:
dbt
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flowomo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-06-04 03:29 PM
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2. Let's eat his stuff
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bratcatinok Donating Member (786 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-06-04 03:32 PM
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5. They aren't done yet and besides
he's boiling them!!!!


Blech!



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moof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-06-04 08:45 PM
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12. aaaa two thoughts,
one, thought he was gone and

two , doesn't he have a girlfriend that can do that for him ?
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-06-04 09:03 PM
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16. No sex threads!
:spank:

Dirty minded Moof . . . :evilgrin:
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moof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-06-04 10:59 PM
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18. Hey, your the one with the dirty
pictures in their sig line.
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Az Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-06-04 03:31 PM
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3. Check to make sure he isn't lurking around outside
You know how he gets.
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dbt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-06-04 03:31 PM
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Look! A Pot of ribs at the end of the Drano!
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madmax Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-06-04 03:31 PM
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4. Hey...did you see THIS!
Who knew? :evilgrin:
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ChickMagic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-06-04 03:33 PM
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6. He'll never know!
I licked everything in the fridge. :spank:
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Parrcrow Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-06-04 03:35 PM
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7. what the hell is this thing I found in his closet?
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dbt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-06-04 03:38 PM
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8. And WTF are all these batteries for????
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Parrcrow Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-06-04 03:44 PM
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10. why does it have prongs?
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-06-04 08:26 PM
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11. Hey, that's personal!
Put that down!! :spank:

besides, I'm just storing it for a friend.

No, really. Look... oh, get out of the fridge, everyone. And you didn't even take your shoes off before entering the apartment. Dammit, now I have to mop and scrub everything.

AND WHO MOLESTED THE FERNS?

Disgusting!

Clean that up!!

I swear, I can't leave the place for ten minutes without you hooligans disrupting the place. Don't make me get a babysitter!
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Canuckistanian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-06-04 03:41 PM
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9. Man! The last time I saw a pair of those was in a Women's prison!
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Book Lover Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-06-04 08:50 PM
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13. tee-hee!
I opened up his oils and let all the Van Dyke brown run out...
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-06-04 09:03 PM
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15. Hah! That wasn't oil paint
I don't have any oil paints.

What you opened was. . . uh, best you don't know.
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Dookus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-06-04 08:51 PM
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14. *YOINK*
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name not needed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-06-04 09:06 PM
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17. im gonna stir drinks with my dong.
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