AAAAAAAARRRRGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

[VelmaD]

I hate my job.

That is all.

[Misunderestimator]

1. Time to count your blessings...

you're on DU, no?

[VelmaD]

16. Yes I am...

and hoping that my boss doesn't sneak up on me this afternoon and figure that out.

I'm a BAD State employee.

[ewagner]

2. The rule:

Hate the job/love the paycheck.

[VelmaD]

13. That would be easier...

if I wasn't a State employee. I get paid squat.

[madmax]

3. Now, now Velma

just be grateful you have that s*it job.

[VelmaD]

6. What really pisses me off...

is that I hated this job 6 years ago when we were still in a Democratic (read strong) economy and like an idiot I didn't leave than and now I'm fuckin' stuck.

[madmax]

8. Hang in there - help is on the way

Kerry/Clark

[dawg]

4. Come work for me.

I can't pay you anything, though.

[VelmaD]

9. Have you ever heard of...

payment "in kind"?

[dawg]

19. Well ...

That might cause you not to get along very well with my office manager.

[DarkPhenyx]

5. I take it things are not well...

...in Velma-ville?

[VelmaD]

7. Not good. Not good. Not good.

I don't even know how to begin to describe today. I have too much to do and I'm still bored. Does that make any sense at all?

I don't wanta be here. For some reason it just all hit me at once how much I don't want to be here.

[DarkPhenyx]

10. You could always come and tattoo mice with me...

...and work for my butt munch boss.

[VelmaD]

15. *snort*...thanks for the mental image

of little tiny mice with little tiny skulls and crossbones or dragons or an anchor with "MOM" tattooed on them.

Of all the bosses in the world that I would trade my boss for...yours is not one of them.

[DarkPhenyx]

18. See!

I knew I could make you feel better about your lack of reality.

[VelmaD]

21. You are a wonder

*big smooches*

Thanks. When it gets bad I'm just gonna pull that image back out. Maybe add little tiny bandanas. And little tiny black leather biker outfits. And little tiny body piercings. *snort*

[DarkPhenyx]

25. Don't forget the little mouse sized packs of Marlboro reds...

...rolled up in their t-shirt sleeves.

And though I may be a "wonder" most people here probably wonder what.

[VelmaD]

27. Oh, they don't wonder what...

you straight up tell 'em your "an asshole". (Even if I don't always agree with your self-assessment.)

[DarkPhenyx]

29. Apparently...

...they don't read. I dunno. Everytime I get soeone telling me exactly what I am I want to go find people who know better to correct them. I opt to let them rant though. It's amusing.

[VelmaD]

31. Anytime you want...

me to go correct someone...just ask and I'll be sure to tell them you are a quiet, sweet, sensitive boy who likes kittens and rainbows and baby ducks.

[commander bunnypants]

11. yea I know

they implanted the locator chip in my head this morning. And the employees's prison is just about completed

DDQM

[VelmaD]

14. You do know...

that I work for the Teaxs kiddie prison system, right? We have plenty of cells available already and no waiting.

I'm just waiting for the day we stop having badges and they put the subcutaneous transponders in our forearms.

[rene moon]

12. Take Heart Velma

Remember you have friends at DU!

[VelmaD]

17. I do.

You'd think one of y'all would call in a fake bomb threat to my building or something.

[GOPisEvil]

20. Guess what! My job is pissing me off today, too!

But, at least I have one, and if it gets TOO bad, I have the option to find another job.

[VelmaD]

22. Sorry your job is pissing you off.

I'm not angry so much as just mentally numbed today.

[GOPisEvil]

23. I'm just not well-suited for what I'm doing.

I was when I first got here, but my job has morphed into something I don't like much. I'm just happy to be employed though.

[VelmaD]

24. We should figure out a sure-fire...

money-making scheme, bilk the masses, and get out of this chicken outfit.

[GOPisEvil]

26. I agree totally!

[VelmaD]

28. Woohoo...a partner in crime...

now I just gotta come up with an evil plan and we're in business.

[GOPisEvil]

30. That's always the hard part.

Let me know if you come up with something.

[VelmaD]

34. I'll keep you posted.

"Develope evil plan" just went on my To Do list after "Write up meeting with Research" and "Do Management Audit Committee meeting agenda".

[Taverner]

32. Are you having a case of the ***MONDAYS***????

[GOPisEvil]

33. I do believe you'd get your ass kicked for asking somethin' like that.

[VelmaD]

35. Nah...Taverner is an old friend...

I'll probably let him live. But believe me there will be private punishment later.

[VelmaD]

36. You are a BAD BAD boy

BENT OAFER!!!