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Emboldened Chimp Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-06-04 11:33 AM
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CAPTION the Compassionate Chimp...
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diamond14 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-06-04 11:35 AM
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1. where's his other hand?


gawd, you'd think that parents would want to keep known KILLERS away from their children...

:puke:
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LynzM Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-06-04 11:36 AM
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2. (From the girl)
Help! I can't breathe! MMRPSHRHHRRRM!
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Misunderestimator Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-06-04 11:37 AM
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3. If you say one word about your mother and me...
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BringEmOn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-06-04 11:37 AM
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4. "I'm so sorry your cousin Lynndie got caught."
Edited on Thu May-06-04 11:51 AM by BringEmOn
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RobertSeattle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-06-04 11:39 AM
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5. Clinton got oral sex - I get a nose in my armpit
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Emboldened Chimp Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-06-04 11:40 AM
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6. "Don't worry, little girl...
Edited on Thu May-06-04 11:40 AM by manco
my pit stench will make everything all better."
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Ganja Ninja Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-06-04 11:42 AM
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7. The Chimp is thinking: ...
"I could snap her neck like a chicken."
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skip fox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-06-04 11:55 AM
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8. W. is "thinking": "Gee. I feel bad. Poor girl lost her mother
on Sept. 11th. The same day I became a REAL president for once. It's funny how some good things are sad and how some sad things are also good. . . . But it doesn't keep me from feeling sad . . . Boy, that's odd. . . . Gee. Poor girl."
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sniffa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-06-04 12:12 PM
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9. got the shot? ok, good
now the get fuck away from me peasant!!!
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GirlinContempt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-06-04 12:20 PM
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10. Angry and sad, angry and sad
They said to go for angry and sad... Are wrinkles angry or sad? How can you frown angry AND sad? HELP
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zbdent Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-06-04 12:29 PM
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11. "She better not ask me about the bin Laden family
flying out of the US on 9/13. If she only knew . . ."
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Th1onein Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-06-04 12:32 PM
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12. I'm sorry, honey, but I'm going to have to send you to Iraq.
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cosmicdot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-06-04 12:41 PM
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13. I conscientiously object and abstain.
but, I'll write something just the same ...

W: I'm sorry I made it happen on purpose ... I just needed a Pearl Harbor so I could become resolute and to be able to say the word jusssssticccce a lot ... and to look presidential and stuff ... and to get me some military credentials ... not to mention getting past all the bad press the first 200 some days I had ... Chandra and Condit and sharks didn't shake anything off ... the Afghans walked away from an offer of a carpet of gold ... what else was I to do? I mean, really, what's a little oil between enemies ... plus, we had to find a quick way to establish limits to freedom and to make my pie higher ... nothing personal ...
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BringEmOn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-06-04 01:22 PM
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14. "Sorry to hear your grandfather/uncle/father Strom has died...
I promise to carry on his struggle to bring back the Confeder'cy...segr'gashun...Jim Crow...the KKK..."
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