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Emboldened Chimp

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Thu May-06-04 11:33 AM
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CAPTION the Compassionate Chimp...

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- where's his other hand?	amen1234	May-06-04 11:35 AM	#1
- (From the girl)	LynzM	May-06-04 11:36 AM	#2
- If you say one word about your mother and me...	Misunderestimator	May-06-04 11:37 AM	#3
- "I'm so sorry your cousin Lynndie got caught."	BringEmOn	May-06-04 11:37 AM	#4
- Clinton got oral sex - I get a nose in my armpit	RobertSeattle	May-06-04 11:39 AM	#5
- "Don't worry, little girl...	manco	May-06-04 11:40 AM	#6
- The Chimp is thinking: ...	Sentinel Chicken	May-06-04 11:42 AM	#7
- W. is "thinking": "Gee. I feel bad. Poor girl lost her mother	skip fox	May-06-04 11:55 AM	#8
- got the shot? ok, good	sniffa	May-06-04 12:12 PM	#9
- Angry and sad, angry and sad	GirlinContempt	May-06-04 12:20 PM	#10
- "She better not ask me about the bin Laden family	zbdent	May-06-04 12:29 PM	#11
- I'm sorry, honey, but I'm going to have to send you to Iraq.	Th1onein	May-06-04 12:32 PM	#12
- I conscientiously object and abstain.	cosmicdot	May-06-04 12:41 PM	#13
- "Sorry to hear your grandfather/uncle/father Strom has died...	BringEmOn	May-06-04 01:22 PM	#14

diamond14

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Thu May-06-04 11:35 AM
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1. where's his other hand?

gawd, you'd think that parents would want to keep known KILLERS away from their children...

:puke:

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LynzM

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Thu May-06-04 11:36 AM
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2. (From the girl)

Help! I can't breathe! MMRPSHRHHRRRM!

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Misunderestimator

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Thu May-06-04 11:37 AM
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3. If you say one word about your mother and me...

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BringEmOn

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Thu May-06-04 11:37 AM
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4. "I'm so sorry your cousin Lynndie got caught."

Edited on Thu May-06-04 11:51 AM by BringEmOn

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RobertSeattle

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Thu May-06-04 11:39 AM
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5. Clinton got oral sex - I get a nose in my armpit

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Emboldened Chimp

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Thu May-06-04 11:40 AM
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6. "Don't worry, little girl...

Edited on Thu May-06-04 11:40 AM by manco

my pit stench will make everything all better."

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Ganja Ninja

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Thu May-06-04 11:42 AM
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7. The Chimp is thinking: ...

"I could snap her neck like a chicken."

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skip fox

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Thu May-06-04 11:55 AM
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8. W. is "thinking": "Gee. I feel bad. Poor girl lost her mother

on Sept. 11th. The same day I became a REAL president for once. It's funny how some good things are sad and how some sad things are also good. . . . But it doesn't keep me from feeling sad . . . Boy, that's odd. . . . Gee. Poor girl."

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sniffa

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Thu May-06-04 12:12 PM
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9. got the shot? ok, good

now the get fuck away from me peasant!!!

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GirlinContempt

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Thu May-06-04 12:20 PM
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10. Angry and sad, angry and sad

They said to go for angry and sad... Are wrinkles angry or sad? How can you frown angry AND sad? HELP

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zbdent

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Thu May-06-04 12:29 PM
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11. "She better not ask me about the bin Laden family

flying out of the US on 9/13. If she only knew . . ."

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Th1onein

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Thu May-06-04 12:32 PM
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12. I'm sorry, honey, but I'm going to have to send you to Iraq.

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cosmicdot

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Thu May-06-04 12:41 PM
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13. I conscientiously object and abstain.

but, I'll write something just the same ...

W: I'm sorry I made it happen on purpose ... I just needed a Pearl Harbor so I could become resolute and to be able to say the word jusssssticccce a lot ... and to look presidential and stuff ... and to get me some military credentials ... not to mention getting past all the bad press the first 200 some days I had ... Chandra and Condit and sharks didn't shake anything off ... the Afghans walked away from an offer of a carpet of gold ... what else was I to do? I mean, really, what's a little oil between enemies ... plus, we had to find a quick way to establish limits to freedom and to make my pie higher ... nothing personal ...

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BringEmOn

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Thu May-06-04 01:22 PM
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14. "Sorry to hear your grandfather/uncle/father Strom has died...

I promise to carry on his struggle to bring back the Confeder'cy...segr'gashun...Jim Crow...the KKK..."

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