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supernova Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-06-04 11:25 AM
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John Kerry names Johnny Depp as running mate
John Kerry names Johnny Depp as running mate
Written by ej moore

Depp may decide to take a stab at politics.

WASHINGTON Presidential hopeful and Massachusetts Senator John Kerry today announced he has offered Johnny Depp first refusal of the coveted VP spot in his Democratic bid for the White House.

I first saw Johnny in that scissors movie, Kerry told reporters, and Ive wanted to run with him ever since.


More:

http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i3375


I think this is a wonderful idea! :evilgrin:

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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-06-04 11:27 AM
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1. He would be the hottest veep EVER!
*drool*
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supernova Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-06-04 11:28 AM
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2. He'd certainly put our foreign policy back
where it belongs. ;-)
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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-06-04 11:28 AM
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3. Very true
Isn't he living in France?
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supernova Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-06-04 11:30 AM
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5. Part of the year
Edited on Thu May-06-04 11:31 AM by supernova
They have a house near Cannes. It looks beautiful, an oversized country house.

But I think, since he's such a hot property right now, JD is mostly in the States.

edit: Right now JD is in the UK filing The Libertine, about the life of John Wilmot, Second Earl of Rochester.
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tandot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-06-04 11:29 AM
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4. Johnny is sizzling hot...he's got my vote n/t
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LynzM Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-06-04 11:32 AM
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6. Drool....
Do you know how much Johnny Depp we'd get to see on TV? :D
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supernova Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-06-04 11:33 AM
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7. All Johnny all the time...
and he wouldn't just be at state funerals!
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supernova Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-06-04 12:32 PM
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8. Kick
for the afternoon crowd.

C'mon you guys! This is great news! We'll win for sure.
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Bridget Burke Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-06-04 12:55 PM
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9. More from the article...
A source close to the Kerry campaign stated that Kerry believes Depps charm, charisma and intense global popularity is just the thing needed to sway voter support of post-teen females, twenty-something housewives, every woman in middle-aged America and that certain section of guys towards the Democratic ticket in November.



Yup. Works for me!





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SOteric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-06-04 01:31 PM
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10. In your drool-encrusted dreams, Supe'
;-)
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supernova Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-06-04 01:32 PM
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11. How do you know my dreams
are "drool-encrusted"? You blanket-hogger. :P
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SOteric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-06-04 02:02 PM
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12. Well....
I'd say if they've got Johnny Depp in them, it's a fair bet. :7
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