John Kerry names Johnny Depp as running mate

[supernova]

John Kerry names Johnny Depp as running mate
Written by ej moore

Depp may decide to take a stab at politics.

WASHINGTON – Presidential hopeful and Massachusetts Senator John Kerry today announced he has offered Johnny Depp first refusal of the coveted VP spot in his Democratic bid for the White House.

“I first saw Johnny in that scissors movie,” Kerry told reporters, “and I’ve wanted to run with him ever since.”

More:

http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i3375


I think this is a wonderful idea!

[redqueen]

1. He would be the hottest veep EVER!

*drool*

[supernova]

2. He'd certainly put our foreign policy back

where it belongs.

[redqueen]

3. Very true

Isn't he living in France?

[supernova]

5. Part of the year

They have a house near Cannes. It looks beautiful, an oversized country house.

But I think, since he's such a hot property right now, JD is mostly in the States.

edit: Right now JD is in the UK filing The Libertine, about the life of John Wilmot, Second Earl of Rochester.

[tandot]

4. Johnny is sizzling hot...he's got my vote n/t

[LynzM]

6. Drool....

Do you know how much Johnny Depp we'd get to see on TV?

[supernova]

7. All Johnny all the time...

and he wouldn't just be at state funerals!

[supernova]

8. Kick

for the afternoon crowd.

C'mon you guys! This is great news! We'll win for sure.

[Bridget Burke]

9. More from the article...

A source close to the Kerry campaign stated that Kerry believes “Depp’s charm, charisma and intense global popularity is just the thing needed to sway voter support of post-teen females, twenty-something housewives, every woman in middle-aged America and that ‘certain section of guys’ towards the Democratic ticket” in November.



Yup. Works for me!

[SOteric]

10. In your drool-encrusted dreams, Supe'

[supernova]

11. How do you know my dreams

are "drool-encrusted"? You blanket-hogger.

[SOteric]

12. Well....

I'd say if they've got Johnny Depp in them, it's a fair bet.