The President Returns... (JOKE) - Democratic Underground

radwriter0555

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Thu May-06-04 11:07 AM
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The President Returns... (JOKE)

As President Bush gets off the helicopter in front of the White House, he is carrying a baby pig under each arm.

The Marine guard snaps to attention, salutes, and says: "Nice pigs, sir."

The President replies: "These are not pigs, these are authentic
Texan Razorback Hogs. I got one for Vice-President Cheney,
and I got one for Defense Secretary Rumsfeld."

The Marine again snaps to attention, salutes, and says, "Nice trade, sir"

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- Thats a good one	Ironpost	May-06-04 11:11 AM	#1
- lol	billybob537	May-06-04 11:18 AM	#2

Ironpost

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Thu May-06-04 11:11 AM
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1. Thats a good one

I guess I can go get my work done now. Yes

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billybob537

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Thu May-06-04 11:18 AM
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2. lol

What sucker got stuck with those two shitheads.

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