Caption Pickles and Smirk

[AlGore-08.com]

Pickles: I like reading. Reading is good. I read books. I like books. Books are good. My, there sure are a lot of people here. I like people. Especially when they read. Reading is good. Books are good. Except Lynn Cheney's book. Lynn Cheney's book is an evil tool of Satan and if Georgie's Mom catches me sneaking it out of the super secret special Presidential library one more time she'll open a can of whoopass on me. Again. I need a gun. I need a big gun. Or a baseball bat at least. Georgie must have a million baseball ba - - THE LIZARDS!! THE LIZARDS!!! GET 'EM OFF ME!!! GET 'EM OFF ME!!!! THE LIZAR - - These are good drugs. They're better than Xanax. And I like Xanax. Xanax is good.

[Warpy]

1. Him: "Heil, y'all. Damn, they love me"

Her: "Gawd, when is this gonna be over? I'm late for my next Xanax dose, and it must be time for the cocktail hour, that always smooths the rough edges when we go home and he's off with his wif....er, national security advisor and just how much longer is this gonna go on, I really need my next dose now....."

[Endangered Specie]

2. Let me introduce you to my wife... Eva Braun

[emad]

3. Wearing her mohter in law's cast-offs again?

I mean, sersucker is SO '70s.....

[skip fox]

4. W. is "thinking": "Boy, have I made this one proud little woman or what?

Hell, she's First Lady, just like my mom was. And that's not a coincidence. Not at all. It's cause both my dad and me were presidents. If she'd had been a vice-president's wife, she'd be first vice lady or something. But she's not. She the first lady cause I'm the president. Wow. That's even easy to remember!"

[cosmicdot]

5. oh, look, hon, there's a typical supporter, Don King