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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-06-04 09:44 AM
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BTW - "Are you a Lesbian?"
Edited on Thu May-06-04 09:45 AM by LynneSin
Just want to clear the air so Matcom can't use that bizarre question to 'attempt' to humiliate me: I asked NSMA on the phone while I was at the Boston DU Gathering if she was a Lesbian.

Yes, I asked NSMA if she was a lesbian. Now that everyone knows about it, let's close the book on that chapter!
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Angelus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-06-04 09:49 AM
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1. LOL
You asked someone that?
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-06-04 09:50 AM
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2. Yep
but in my defense I was drunk and Matcom kept screaming the word lesbian to someone else.
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Angelus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-06-04 09:51 AM
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9. Oh, ok.
I've done a lot of weird things while I was drunk.

I understand completely now. :hi:
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Misinformed01 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-06-04 09:50 AM
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3. Well, I don't know what she said, but I think
you two would make a cute couple! :)

Good luck with that!
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-06-04 09:50 AM
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5. I'm still straight...
....but I think NSMA is too hip for a gal like me :cry:
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Misinformed01 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-06-04 09:51 AM
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8. Sadly enough...she is way too cool for me too!
I am not worthy-
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-06-04 09:50 AM
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4. Why Yes, Yes I Am
:D :P :loveya:
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-06-04 09:51 AM
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6. No, you're Martha Stewart
:P
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-06-04 09:55 AM
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11. well except for the insider trading
i guarantee you that MY Carbonara would kick her's any day of the week! :P
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supernova Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-06-04 09:51 AM
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7. All this time, I thought
that was a joke. You honestly didn't know?! LOL!
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-06-04 09:53 AM
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10. It's not that I didn't know
It's that alcohol tends to make me ask people dumb questions
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nothingshocksmeanymore Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-06-04 10:17 AM
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12. No you stupid fuck, I am LEBANESE!!!
Bwahahahaha!

You think THAT"S funny, you should have heard the WHOLE bar giving her a hard time that day! IT was pretty cute...and LynneSin...you're alright with me. :D

Besides, MatCom's laughter was nervous laughter..after all..every time he calls, Mrs.Mat rips the phone from his mitts and ferrets it off into another room, after which she returns all frisky. :evilgrin:
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Whitacre D_WI Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-06-04 10:20 AM
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13. Now, Danny Thomas -- he's a lesbian, right?
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nothingshocksmeanymore Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-06-04 10:26 AM
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18. I think he's just dead
but he might be down there in a plaid shirt
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RandomKoolzip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-06-04 10:35 AM
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29. "Look out for Father" with Danny Nose!
Edited on Thu May-06-04 10:37 AM by RandomKoolzip
Starring renowned Lesbian Danny Nose!

(I doubt anyone will get this reference. except maybe Tyler Durden or thebigidea...)
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Whitacre D_WI Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-06-04 10:57 AM
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31. Dammit, dude!
Edited on Thu May-06-04 10:58 AM by Whitacre D_WI
I mean, I don't get the specific reference... but I am familiar with Danny Thomas, and you nearly made me pee myself.


On edit: at least I can rest easy in knowledge of the fact that I know the difference between Greg Sage and Greg Shaw. :P
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RandomKoolzip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-06-04 11:37 AM
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34. Ouch.....
Okay, Sage, Shaw, BFD....


The reference is to a Firesign Theatre sketch listing fake TV shows called 'The TB Guide." Another one of the fake TV shows is "Eva and the Shnifter..." Description? "Eva and Eleanor play a trick on Adolf and Franklin by hiring a Negro. Negro: Gary Puckett."
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-06-04 10:20 AM
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14. what i can't figure out is
why after she is done talking to you, the phone is all 'gooey' :D
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nothingshocksmeanymore Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-06-04 10:26 AM
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20. I know why
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-06-04 11:34 AM
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33. why?
:shrug:
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-06-04 10:21 AM
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15. You people almost owed me a new car that day!
When I heard that story, I damn near drove into a guard rail I was laughing so hard!
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nothingshocksmeanymore Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-06-04 10:26 AM
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21. It was funny
were you posting in the car that day?
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-06-04 10:28 AM
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24. No, I was getting frequent phone updates.
Lynne would start the call, matcom would finish them. :D
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nothingshocksmeanymore Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-06-04 10:29 AM
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27. You were driving down the road getting phoned??
I love that.
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arwalden Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-06-04 10:22 AM
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16. Oh I'll Never Forget The First Time I Heard Blanche Try To Figure That Out
... very funny!

-- Allen
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nothingshocksmeanymore Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-06-04 10:27 AM
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22. One of my all time favorite episodes
She's a le-le lyeeeeeah-
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Misinformed01 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-06-04 10:24 AM
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17. Shit. Now I am going to have to put this whole
thread on "ignore." I sure as hell don't need Michael coming home from work to find out that there is another wife that gets frisky after talking to you.

He'll think it's a lesbian conspiracy or something.

(Btw-I got the toaster! Thanks!)
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nothingshocksmeanymore Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-06-04 10:28 AM
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23. You're welcome
Now we can toast your muffins
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Misinformed01 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-06-04 10:28 AM
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25. And butter them too????
how cool is that?
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-06-04 10:26 AM
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19. I thought you mean Lobotomized...
...but that's Matcom!!
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nothingshocksmeanymore Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-06-04 10:28 AM
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26. I have a comeback to that one but it will get the thread locked
NO SEX THREADS DAMMIT!!
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-06-04 10:32 AM
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28. I figured just asking someone if they are a lesbian...
...would get the thread locked.

BTW, I asked Skinner & EarlG if they were Lesbian and they laughed and said yes.

At DU - we are ALL Lesbians!!!
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nothingshocksmeanymore Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-06-04 10:36 AM
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30. Funny when I saw their pics
Edited on Thu May-06-04 10:36 AM by nothingshocksmeanymo
they were only wearing Tshirts and they weren't plaid...btw...see Soleft if you want the skinny on plaid shirts. :D
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Blue-Jay Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-06-04 11:06 AM
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32. What you didn't see...
were their comfortable shoes. Yeah, they're lesbians, alright.

:D

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AntiCoup2K4 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-07-04 01:58 PM
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35. I'm a Lesbian too damn it!
Trapped in a man's body though. :evilgrin:
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