BTW - "Are you a Lesbian?"

[LynneSin]

Just want to clear the air so Matcom can't use that bizarre question to 'attempt' to humiliate me: I asked NSMA on the phone while I was at the Boston DU Gathering if she was a Lesbian.

Yes, I asked NSMA if she was a lesbian. Now that everyone knows about it, let's close the book on that chapter!

[Angelus]

1. LOL

You asked someone that?

[LynneSin]

2. Yep

but in my defense I was drunk and Matcom kept screaming the word lesbian to someone else.

[Angelus]

9. Oh, ok.

I've done a lot of weird things while I was drunk.

I understand completely now.

[Misinformed01]

3. Well, I don't know what she said, but I think

you two would make a cute couple!

Good luck with that!

[LynneSin]

5. I'm still straight...

....but I think NSMA is too hip for a gal like me

[Misinformed01]

8. Sadly enough...she is way too cool for me too!

I am not worthy-

[matcom]

4. Why Yes, Yes I Am

[LynneSin]

6. No, you're Martha Stewart

[matcom]

11. well except for the insider trading

i guarantee you that MY Carbonara would kick her's any day of the week!

[supernova]

7. All this time, I thought

that was a joke. You honestly didn't know?! LOL!

[LynneSin]

10. It's not that I didn't know

It's that alcohol tends to make me ask people dumb questions

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

12. No you stupid fuck, I am LEBANESE!!!

Bwahahahaha!

You think THAT"S funny, you should have heard the WHOLE bar giving her a hard time that day! IT was pretty cute...and LynneSin...you're alright with me.

Besides, MatCom's laughter was nervous laughter..after all..every time he calls, Mrs.Mat rips the phone from his mitts and ferrets it off into another room, after which she returns all frisky.

[Whitacre D_WI]

13. Now, Danny Thomas -- he's a lesbian, right?

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

18. I think he's just dead

but he might be down there in a plaid shirt

[RandomKoolzip]

29. "Look out for Father" with Danny Nose!

Starring renowned Lesbian Danny Nose!

(I doubt anyone will get this reference. except maybe Tyler Durden or thebigidea...)

[Whitacre D_WI]

31. Dammit, dude!

I mean, I don't get the specific reference... but I am familiar with Danny Thomas, and you nearly made me pee myself.


On edit: at least I can rest easy in knowledge of the fact that I know the difference between Greg Sage and Greg Shaw.

[RandomKoolzip]

34. Ouch.....

Okay, Sage, Shaw, BFD....


The reference is to a Firesign Theatre sketch listing fake TV shows called 'The TB Guide." Another one of the fake TV shows is "Eva and the Shnifter..." Description? "Eva and Eleanor play a trick on Adolf and Franklin by hiring a Negro. Negro: Gary Puckett."

[matcom]

14. what i can't figure out is

why after she is done talking to you, the phone is all 'gooey'

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

20. I know why

[matcom]

33. why?

[GOPisEvil]

15. You people almost owed me a new car that day!

When I heard that story, I damn near drove into a guard rail I was laughing so hard!

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

21. It was funny

were you posting in the car that day?

[GOPisEvil]

24. No, I was getting frequent phone updates.

Lynne would start the call, matcom would finish them.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

27. You were driving down the road getting phoned??

I love that.

[arwalden]

16. Oh I'll Never Forget The First Time I Heard Blanche Try To Figure That Out

... very funny!

-- Allen

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

22. One of my all time favorite episodes

She's a le-le lyeeeeeah-

[Misinformed01]

17. Shit. Now I am going to have to put this whole

thread on "ignore." I sure as hell don't need Michael coming home from work to find out that there is another wife that gets frisky after talking to you.

He'll think it's a lesbian conspiracy or something.

(Btw-I got the toaster! Thanks!)

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

23. You're welcome

Now we can toast your muffins

[Misinformed01]

25. And butter them too????

how cool is that?

[LynneSin]

19. I thought you mean Lobotomized...

...but that's Matcom!!

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

26. I have a comeback to that one but it will get the thread locked

NO SEX THREADS DAMMIT!!

[LynneSin]

28. I figured just asking someone if they are a lesbian...

...would get the thread locked.

BTW, I asked Skinner & EarlG if they were Lesbian and they laughed and said yes.

At DU - we are ALL Lesbians!!!

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

30. Funny when I saw their pics

they were only wearing Tshirts and they weren't plaid...btw...see Soleft if you want the skinny on plaid shirts.

[Blue-Jay]

32. What you didn't see...

were their comfortable shoes. Yeah, they're lesbians, alright.

[AntiCoup2K4]

35. I'm a Lesbian too damn it!

Trapped in a man's body though.