A CAPTION with your coffee, please.

[skip fox]

"So if I can look somebody straight in the eye and into their soul, and maintain a steady course, and of course be a straight shooter, upright and clear, firm grasp and all that, then we'll be on the fast and narrow, upright and seashape, on a firm foundation, the road of good intentions, and just about as sharp as a mashed-potato sandwich, like my daddy used to say."

[fudge stripe cookays]

1. If he could look some straight in the eye and into their soul....

then he really IS Damien!

I'm going to be having nightmares all day now.

[AlGore-08.com]

2. Smirk: This is my "Strong Leader" face.

I wear it when I'm being a strong leader. Or when I talk about being a strong leader to that Bob Woodward guy. It's hard to say Woodward. Especially after six bottles of Zima and two Cherry flavored Xanax I found at the bottom of Pickle's purse. That's why I call him Cookiepuss. Cookiepuss is my favorite reporter dude. Well, him and Winkydink. But don't get me started on Gerald McBoingBoing. This is my "Compassionate" face. I wear it when I'm being compassionate. Or when I pretend to be compassionate for boring photoops about boring compassionate stuff to con swing voters, like edjamacation and having trees and not blowing up frogs during cabinet meetings any more 'n boring stuff like that. What is the deal with wanting trees anyway? They smell funny, and they attract them awful flying critters, you know, the ones with feathers that make all that racket at noon when you're trying to sleep off the hangover you got from breaking into the White House emergency first aid station and drinking all 9 crates of cough syrup. This is my "Divinely Inspired" face. I wear it when I'm being divinely inspired...

[skip fox]

3. Wow! Class, can we spell R-A-N-T?

[BringEmOn]

4. "Hold still, major league @$$hole...I'm sizing you up for your

personal dog cage at Gitmo."

[Endangered Specie]

5. One lump, definetly

[cosmicdot]

6. what an evil look W gives while saying, 'of course, we're a happy bunch

what gives you the impression we're not?'

[ForrestGump]

7. "So I says to him, 'Louie'...'Louie' I says..."