Ask girlincontempt and lionesspriyanka!

[GirlinContempt]

By popular (well... sort of) demand!
Advice! Tips! I'm trying to make this exciting with exclamation points!

Ask anything you want :)

[Taverner]

1. Ask what?

So who does the bell toll for?

Does it really toll for me?

[La Lioness Priyanka]

4. it tolls for thee

and you arent supposed to ask that!

ask not for whom the bell tolls

[name not needed]

91. Does time march on

for whom the bell tolls?

[Padraig18]

Should toenails be clipped sqaure, or rounded off?

This debate rages at our house, altthough neither of us has ever had an ingrown toenail. :P

[La Lioness Priyanka]

5. square !

[VelmaD]

8. Nope, you're wrong

Toenails, like finger nails, should be rounded off. It's just common courtesy so they don't scratch the person (or people) you're in bed with.

[Taverner]

10. But what if we like to be scratched?

[VelmaD]

14. Being scratched on purpose...

and waking up with a huge unintended gash in your leg...are too entirely different things.

[trof]

6. Just don't do like my cousin.

She filed hers pointy, like her fingernails.
It just looked...gross.
And scarey.

[GirlinContempt]

17. I'm a roundy myself....

pure personal preference

[trof]

2. Is it time to buy gold stocks?

Schwab's website doesn't rate gold mining companies, so I just don't know WHAT to do.
Thank you.

[GirlinContempt]

22. Couldn't tell ya

[trof]

24. Damn! Back to square one.

Flipping a coin.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

82. as an indian

i will have to say yes. we are firm believers in the instrinsic value and desirability and security of gold

[arcane1]

3. when are you coming to Cali to party?

!!!!!

[GirlinContempt]

11. As soon as you give me your

IM contact info? :P

[arcane1]

15. hmm

good answer :D

[GirlinContempt]

18. So....?

[arcane1]

23. so....

done :)

[GirlinContempt]

25. Rock...

as in punk...

[Beer Snob-50]

7. need advice

it is cold, damp, meserable (sp) where i am. i am at work and ready for a nap. any advice.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

9. take a nap under the table

:)

[Beer Snob-50]

13. oh thank you!!!

I'll use my jacket as a blankie and just snooze out.

[ForrestGump]

16. Unfortunately, I don't know any naps

And, besides, I might bang my head on the table's underside.

[MsUnderstood]

67. they will find you under the table

Use a restroom stall. . .people don't like to bug others in there.

[Misinformed01]

12. Should we go out to dinner tonight (Mexican)

or should I fix dinner for my husband?

(Michael likes Mexican, it's Cinco de Mayo)

[GirlinContempt]

19. Go out!

:)

[La Lioness Priyanka]

20. i second that

[Misinformed01]

21. Good answer!

:)

[KinkyDem]

26. Oh, feminine faunts of wisdom ...

Can I watch?

[La Lioness Priyanka]

27. of course love

you are always welcome to watch us advise people :evilgrin:

[KinkyDem]

28. DAMNIT!

I want a second opinion!

[GirlinContempt]

29. Secondsies

[KinkyDem]

30. YAY!

I can watch!

Now, the big question ... can I touch?

[GirlinContempt]

33. That was

Me seconding lionesspriyanka

[KinkyDem]

40. Um ...

Hi ... maybe we've not met.

[GirlinContempt]

59. :P

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

31. What's in it for me?

...just askin'.

[GirlinContempt]

32. Good advice?

A laugh?

[La Lioness Priyanka]

36. well what do you want?

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

45. Excuse me, but with all due respect...

...who's askin' the questions here?



No, wait, I'm sorry...that outburst was uncalled for. Won't happen again.

:evilgrin:

[La Lioness Priyanka]

48. such a cute puppy!

hey we are here by popular demand and can do anything we want !

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

52. That is not a puppy

That's a photo of me taken last weekend at the beach.

I guess there's no point in asking my question NOW.

:evilgrin:

[Canuckistanian]

34. Can I use a pipe wrench on a 1' nut?

...or should i use a standard crescent?

[GirlinContempt]

35. I think a standard....

Ask me about crowbars :P

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

39. OK, NOW I'm impressed..LOL

Sorry...in my previous post I underestimated the depth of your insight.

[Canuckistanian]

55. Is it true that

You can only separate the men from the boys with a crowbar?

[La Lioness Priyanka]

56. i can seperate them w.out much violence

atleast i think i can..i only know one real man...

[neverborn]

37. Who's cuter? O_O

[GirlinContempt]

46. Gore Vidal.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

51. puppies are cute

kittens are cuter

[Richardo]

38. Dear GirlinContempt...

Earlier today I asserted that you would be proud of my perfect score on the "name the Canadian province or territory" quiz.

Is that true?

Reference: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=1096707&mesg_id=1096861

[GirlinContempt]

42. Very proud, dear

[burythehatchet]

41. What turns pansexuals on?

oh never mind.....what doesn't turn pansexuals on?

[La Lioness Priyanka]

50. republicans! dont turn pansexuals on

[HEyHEY]

43. HEy, I didn't know you were Canadian

And a stubblejumper!

We used to have a girl from Winnipeg named Darth Kitten - haven't seen her for a long time.

[GirlinContempt]

47. I was wondering

if anyone else from winnipeg hung around these parts... too bad she's gone

[Canuckistanian]

53. I used to live there.

'way back in the dim '80s

[GirlinContempt]

54. Really?

Neato, what area?

[Canuckistanian]

57. Um, Dudley Ave. in Fort Rouge, I think.

Is that Fort Rouge?

[GirlinContempt]

60. Yes, it is

I had a friend who lived on that street... Blanka

[Canuckistanian]

63. Oh, her. See? We Canadians all know each other

[GirlinContempt]

65. Of course

I'm on a firstname basis with at least five million canadians.

[Darth_Kitten]

86. I'm here.........

never fear!!!! ;)

[GirlinContempt]

121. Hello fellow winnipegger!

:hi:

[Darth_Kitten]

85. I'm back........

and find that I am again amongst friends (sob! sniff!!)

you guys is sure swell. :D

[KinkyDem]

44. Girlincontempt

Is that supposed to be you in the icon? Are you really a redhead? Can I smell your hair?

[GirlinContempt]

49. Yes and no

That icon is Joan of Arc from the cartoon Clone High www.clone-high.com
I'm told I resemble her, and personality wise AM her by my friends...


And yes, I'm a redhead, and if you can smell it from there you're welcome to ;P

[Misunderestimator]

58. Yikes.... for a second I thought your ICQ # was your post count...

That said... how many miles do you go between oil changes?

[GirlinContempt]

61. If you're talking about cars

I don't drive...

if you're not, I don't want to know

[Misunderestimator]

62. LOL... ok then

How long do you go before changing your toothbrush?

[La Lioness Priyanka]

64. a week

obsessesed tooth brush changer

[Misunderestimator]

69. WOW.... I confess, I go a month.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

73. but are you neurotic

cos i am

[GirlinContempt]

68. 3 months?

But I have one with changeable heads that is decomposable, so i don't really change the whole thing

[La Lioness Priyanka]

66. hey i dont drive either

dont know how to :shrug:

[GirlinContempt]

70. I never bothered to learn

Too expensive, and taxing on the environment... I can take a bus pretty well anywhere I want to go in under an hour....

[La Lioness Priyanka]

72. me too

also always lived in big cities so never needed to learn

[GirlinContempt]

74. Yeah :)

Much more cost-effective

[Misunderestimator]

71. Yeah, I didn't own car as an adult until after 30

I lived in Philly right after HS and Manhattan for the longest time... No need for a car. I miss NYC!! :(

[La Lioness Priyanka]

83. come back to us...

[Misunderestimator]

111. Would love too....

but I don't think my partner would like it much. We moved here to be close to her family. And I like the weather. The complete lack of culture and progressive values kinda sucks though. :)

[SarahB]

75. I think I'm to sexy for my shirt. What should I do?

[GirlinContempt]

76. I'LL take this one!

Remove shirt. Photograph. Send to [email protected]
Repeat.

[SarahB]

107. Hmmm...

I'm still waiting for the digital camera. I think there's some sort of cleavage shot lurking around though. :7
Watch out! With my current experience with men, you and lionesspriyanka might just convert me yet! :7

[La Lioness Priyanka]

77. remove shirt

pm pics to me :P

[Nlighten1]

78. Umm

What would you do for a Klondike bar?

[La Lioness Priyanka]

79. wouldnt you like to know?

i am not an ice cream fan so nothign

[Nlighten1]

80. Umm

What would you do WITH a Klondike bar?

:)

and YES I would like to know...

[La Lioness Priyanka]

81. i have real toys so klondike bars are safe from me

i would not nothing to or with a klondike bar...

[Darth_Kitten]

84. How to meet guys?

:(

[La Lioness Priyanka]

87. come to nyc for me

and somewhere in canada for her...

[bigwillq]

88. How do you get toothpaste out of your shirt? (nt)

[La Lioness Priyanka]

89. wash it with water

lol!

[bigwillq]

90. I did and it didn't work

What else can I do to get it out? It's dried in. I think it happened a few days ago and I didn't see it and then noticed it today. It's not that good of a shirt, I wear it around the house and if I run to the store to get smokes but I want it to come out.

[GirlinContempt]

93. Use an old toothpasteless toothbrush

[bigwillq]

94. It can't hurt to try

It does make sense

[TheMightyFavog]

92. Beer, Wine, Whiskey, Vodka, Tequila, or Jaegermeister?

End of Line.

[GirlinContempt]

96. Depends...

Beer in the afternoon, wine with dinner, whiskey in crisis, vodka in times of desperation, tequila for shots, Jaegermeister for suicide.

[hedgetrimmer]

95. Is this working?

and, if so is it funny?

http://servedby.advertising.com/size=160600/site=34150/bnum=85372130/bins=1/rich=0

[GirlinContempt]

97. All I see...

is a classmates banner you can't click on... is that... working?
And no, not funny...

[TheMightyFavog]

98. Would you ever drink absinthe?

End of Line.

[GirlinContempt]

99. Been there, done that....

Wasn't all that great IMO

[liberalhistorian]

100. Is the cheetah really

the fastest animal on earth?

[GirlinContempt]

101. Fastest at what?

The frogfish can open swallow prey and then close mouth in 6 milliseconds...
But, if you're talking about KPH (or MPH), its actually the falcon at 208 KPH (130mph)

[name not needed]

102. what is the air speed velocity of a swallow?

[GirlinContempt]

103. Here

the average cruising airspeed velocity of an unladen European Swallow is roughly 11 meters per second, or 24 miles an hour

[FreeSpeechCrusader]

118. African or European...

I don't know...aaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!!! One of the most hilarious films of all time. Thanks for that one.

[TheMightyFavog]

104. Have you seen the movie The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert?

End of Line.

[GirlinContempt]

105. I have seen Priscilla, Queen of the Desert

[Bill of Rights]

106. Mother's Day

Should I send my estranged mother a card?

[GirlinContempt]

108. Hard one...

As long as it isn't bitter, and you feel comfortable doing it, I say go for it. I, personally, wouldn't send anything too shmaltzy... but its up to you.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

115. yes

[TXlib]

109. Is it "women" or "womyn"?

:evilgrin:

[GirlinContempt]

110. its....stfu

[TXlib]

113. Hey, relax...

I'm just being an Evil Clown.

[GirlinContempt]

119. If I was serious

I wouldn't have said 'stfu' :)

[La Lioness Priyanka]

114. ask the woman or womyn which one she prefers

[TXlib]

116. Followup question:

Is "womyn" singular or plural, or both?

If it's not both, what's the other form?

[La Lioness Priyanka]

117. singular and plural like deer

[Champ]

112. Will I reach 1,000 soon?

I hope so.

[GirlinContempt]

120. Yes