How can I get into the Iraqi Prisoner Frat?

[Homer12]

I heard that they have a cool fraternity, at least this is what Sean Hannity and Rush say.

The Iraqi frat has hazing rights, I'm sure they are okay kind of like 1) You have a gun pointed at you 1) You get to masterbate in front of others 3) Do degrading sexual poses against your will with other men 4) You get dressed up like a muslim hating spanish inquisiotr from the 15th century and electrocuted. And if your lucky, Die!

I wish american Frats were like this? What a bummer, I wonder if Haniiyt or Rush had to go threw this for their frats?

[KissMyAsscroft]

1. Don't forget attacked by dogs and beaten to death.

It's the coolest.