Because I am a Liberal, I am considered slow (mentally)

[Snoggera]

I notice while I'm speaking to others that they look at me with that "oh, you poor person. You ain't right, are you?" look. I can see it in their eyes.

Am I just paranoid from reading too many conspiracy theories or is it the TRUTH!!!!! They are looking at me funny!!!!!! STOP IT!!!!!


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[TrogL]

1. conservatives think people who don't think in black and white are insane

[MikeG]

2. They were originally liberals, but have been replaced by pods.

I saw it all in a skit on SNL and the movie "Invasion of the Body Snatchers". But its true.
They're probably waiting for the pod thats going to get you.

[Snoggera]

3. Pod people beware

I always sleep with one brain open! I'll see you coming, you bastards.